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The gf seems very pleased with me throughout the lockdown situation so far. She says I'm a "calming influence" and wants to cuddle all the time. I'm NOT used to this much affection to be honest.

prep the bull

or as i've taken to calling them: dogshit crap

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same but mine is also a pole

and he thought megumin was bad

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what is it about Jews that you just immediately despise them?

so boring

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I fapped a lot to her.
My second anime waifu, from a time that I didn't really knew what anime was

Sounds cosy for a day or two

A TEN YEAR OLD CHILD

Nonces, the lot of you

Their resemblance to rodents?

Hey I'm back sorry I was so rude earlier
What's your favourite Fleetwood Mac song?

I helped the vicar set up a stream so that people can attend Mass online. Lots of good boy point throughout the parish, everyone got the link.

the chain

does she look 10 in these images?

no

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God isn't real

come and have a laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY

definitely doesnt look 16+

I always wondered why they let 10 yo kids wander on their own, without any adult supervision whatsoever, in pokemon? wouldn't that be a child molester's wet dream?

It's been two weeks for both of us already and it's still ok, she was much stressed before. I think it was because she would keep talking about it with other girls at the office at work while closely following the news. It's much calmer at home.

disagree but alri

New York
San Diego
Chicago
New Sweden

Why is there never a

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not when the child commands a group of monsters who can casually tear a grown man limb from limb

child molestors are killed by pokemon

Just pin them down and throw away their pokeballs... what are they going to do?

God knew you would say that believe it or not

Digits edition?

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Maybe she's seeing the upsides of being a barefoot housewife like her ancestors.

wuss friend doesn't want to come to our home get-together because there'll be 5 of us

lmao

130 episodes into boruto and it is much shitter than naruto 130 episodes in

bad people are sacrificed to giratina. there are no jails in pokemon.

Went to Pokemon gaol for shagging a sexy Gengar despite the law against shagging Ghost-type Pokemon

Parish cred is real and the woman who plays the church organ is single and asked me nicely.

On reflection I have a thing for women with bony fingers who play keyboard instruments. It's probably an influence from my piano teacher when I was little. I'd sit in her lap with the back of my head buried in her bosom and we'd play the piano together.

Cant get to sleep

fail

check

How does Misty run a gym at ten years old?

Off the top of my head:

Scotland:
Glasgow
Edinburgh
Ayr
Dundee
Aberdeen
Iverness
Stirling
Scone
Dumbarton
Bannockburn

North Ireland:
Belfast
Londonderry

Wales:
Gloucester
Monmouth
Glamorgan
Cardiff
Swansea
Aberswyth

England:
London
Winchester
Hastings
Manchester
York
Lincoln
Stratford-upon-Avon
Boston
Jersey
Leicester
Liverpool
Blackpool
Birmingham
Bristol
Nottingham
Sheffield
Leeds
Oxford
Derby
Chichester
New Castle
Kingston
Cambridge
Coventry
Brighton
Northhampton
Southhampton
Bath
Norwich
Portsmouth
Plymouth
Canterbury
Salsbury
Durham
Chester
Worcester

Source: Crusader Kings 2 among other things

thank you. This is what I come here for. The weirdest british shit.

watch how a master works

No problem but I'm not sure anything I said is specific to Britain.

autistic retard

au contraire, it’s both what you said and how you said it. Perfection

Is it true all female pianists are neurotic? Something about having to dedicate so much of their youth to piano lessons and neglecting their sexual desires for so long. Lots of them end up developing some kind of bdsm or abuse fetish, from what I heard. Is this true in your experience?

As someone who lives in the northeast, All I have to do is to name any number of towns in my area and I bet that they'll all have namesakes in the UK

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her sisters helped

>I talk to strangers

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ok

didn't ask, autist

CCP is based

I remember when my granddad took me to somewhere up in Yorkshire to visit his family when I was little. We were driving past some place in Lincolnshire when my graddad read a road sign: "'Spittle-in-the-Street'... blimey, someone didn't like the place!"

It was the most amusing thing my seven year old ears have ever heard. I miss granddad.

Never learned to play an instrument
My son will be forced to learn the xylophone

I'm not the autist, im just saying that naming British towns isn't a challenge if you live in a formerly COLONIZED country.

sorry about that man. F.

did the beard trimmer on the edges of my mo to give it the clean cut look, accidentally went too close on my right though so its fucked
also looked at my side profile and realised I'd been cutting my beard too high the entire time

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