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I need a masturbation playlist

kek

I have nearly a hundred bookmarks of lesbian porn

I mean just music to put on in the back

feel a migraine coming on... dont want to take a caffeine pill at 10:30...

we have to do something about the chinese question

Music ruins porn for me

techno was popular in porn at one point

Comin'

hydrate

i do feel very dry after eating popped corn

Czech

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where does Yas Forums have porn webms with no audio

I wish I were a Mexican luchador in the Japanese wrestling ring.

add more butter then dumdum

Why do lolis make my dick hard?

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listening to the slim shady LP

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corn poop

i try to avoid oils they make me... oily

because you are an incel

4Chachen is about to set up a marathon hydrate network, which may give some gifts to hesitant immigrants about China. Caffeine can be taken via tablets. 10.30 am.

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

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think about, "photon man", look at this picture. do you see the ancient light racing machine, the old digital neural network connecting all houses. in other words your phone can be taken over by ancient demons. turn off your neural transmitter and think

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>a new approach
>a novel approach
Why people are choosing the word novel in this era?

yummy

youtu.be/m42tNGF9h7w

my two cents on pedophiles is that all men desire to control their woman. this is perfectly natural and a normal man can control a normal woman, but mentally and physically deficient men cannot do this so they desire mentally and physically weak children instead. take a look at the absolute state of the freaks that get caught red handed for that shit by law enforcement, they're hardly prime specimens

>Haven't been outside for like a week except to get groceries
>Sore throat starting

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just ingested 6 (six) ambien CR

please advise

why

>ambien
¿te sientes bien?

i really, really (really) want to sleep

Asked somebody IRL if they thought the wildlife noticed the global quarantine going on. Turns out, at least in some places, the wildlife has noticed

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all new approaches are new, not all are novel

is it just a matter of TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME SHAROOOOOOOOOONAAAA

/cum/ here

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>Was supposed to start a new job as a bartender on the 19th
>Job probably won't be available after the lockdown is over
>Can't get my job at Denny's as an egg flipper back
All hope is lost boys

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i've recently started doing online freelance work

luckily my degree is in a field where people trust me to do writing/design/editing-type work

Just came on my face
do lower class chinese really

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3:45 am
Need to take a faaaat shit

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What's your degree? I also work writing/editing jobs

God I hate not being good at STEM.

How did you pull that off?

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Somebody come get her

I fucking hate how some people act as if not being a computer genius means you deserve to live in poverty or struggle.

>How did you pull that off?
are you not a far shooter? it happens sometimes

I don't need money I just don't want to keep flipping eggs for $12.00/hr until robots take over the basic cookery in restaurants. I want to be able to sleep past 4:30am

What is the difference?

I would let her slam me

It's a STEMcel cope. All of that money, but no one to enjoy it with.

That's all I grew up around. I'm the one "artist" in a sea of doctors, programmers, engineers and scientists. It was DRILLED into my head for years that I wouldn't amount to shit with my little words, and you know what? They were right. I make 36k a year now while every one of my friends gets lucrative IT jobs.

No amount of tutoring, hard work and struggle (even past college) in STEM could turn the ship around.

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When I'm laying down, it never goes further than my belly button and that's if I've been edging for a while.

Sometimes I think that people who think anyone deserves a job that demands not getting enough rest or relaxation should be gulag'd.

Soup
New approach: eat with fork
Novel approach: eat with macaco

why do canadians say detroit "de-troy-it"

Some of them are likely struggling as well. The people shilling that career path don't mention that part though.

interesting, maybe my far shots were due to squeezing? have had it in my hair/face multiple times from self gratification, and others manipulating the pp.

Lol get a load of this dribbler

I'm sure making double what I make out of college has eased the burden of >tfw no gf just enough

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technical communication

sounds like a gimmicky degree but you'd be surprised how much demand there is for people who have an eye for document editing and design

yall niggas need to do kegels

Don't respond to my posts.

if i'm my back i have to catch it in something or else it flies all over

isn't that just clenching your asshole? i have no issues with the range of my ejaculate, what benefits would I get from this?

I mean it's likely some of them are also unemployed, underemployed, or working stressful, demanding, or unfulfilling jobs.

I usually finish into tissue, but can't waste any toilet paper now.

Cum dribble baby dick nigga

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I'm going to be obese by the time this lockdown is over

That's pretty much exactly what I do. Market Analyst + Content Editor. Though I guess I fall more on the marketing side of things.

Sorry I'm being a bitter doomer right now. I'm still swallowing the whole "you'll never be financially comfortable" pill, and it's a big one.

You're probably entirely correct. Grass is greener and all that. I think I have this complex about the liberal arts because my cunty brother (engineer now) bullied the shit out of me as a kid for liking writing. Now I've done everything I can to run away from my one actual talent. I can't run fast enough

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That's not cum, that's melted ice cream

if i'm jerking i lay a t-shirt on my tummy with the body whole above my pp, then when i'm about to nut i lift open one side of the t-shirt and hose down the inside of the t-shirt. works pretty well.

Fucking nazi... Form a group with Vanilla Ice.

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As a matter of fact, it’s lotion

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Lol

Being a doomer is understandable. I think the entire

I love bed

but then you have a semen encrusted shirt stinking up your place

>

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vanilla ice don't like me
said something in vibe to spite me
then went and dyed his hair just like me

>stinking up your place

>lending it's lusty, wonderful fragrance to your place of masturbation
ftfy

why arent you playing hearthstone BGs

i don't leave them around. i have a couple old t-shirts that are strictly for cooming into and i was them after each use.

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our generations fury

youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE

i played it last when the old gods xpac came out i think, what are the battlegrounds?

*h

I'm only 24 so there's time for shit to get better, but it frustrates me when I hear my boomer parents admit that their college education was practically free and their post-grad job paid so much more than mine simply due to CoL and the fact that they were just handing out jobs to anyone back then.

They're not of the "fuck you I got mine" type though. I live at home and save a ton of money, and they help me out. So I love them, I just wish I had what they had

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8 player FFA, not really a cardgame anymore more like a board game and you can que with a friend

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>NigqEr

That's an insane amount of butter, even by Southern standards lol

>you can queue with a friend
yeah, hah ha.
sounds fun

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Based decent boomers

Why

just make friends through games, everybody is desperate for friends these days

Just finished "Kokoro Connect", lads.

It started out decently enough. While it was painfully obvious from the get-go that it was going to suffer from quite the case of generic anime male protagonist syndrome, the other characters seemed a bit interesting, and the plot appeared sufficiently unique and well written to make for an entertaining anibe. However, the writting ended up being shit. It rapidly got ridiculously overdramatic and melodramatic even by anibe standards, with an endless stream of "waah waaah woe is me, my teenage problems are the worst" bullshit. The plot got utterly ridiculous, non-believable (even within the anime's fantasy setting), contained PLENTY of plotholes, and had horrendous pacing. It really comes off as having been written by idiotic melodramatic teenagers for idiotic melodramatic teenagers. The characters also got more and more uninteresting. Case in point: the extremely cringy way in which the anime constantly tried to make white knight faggotry appear good. As for visual aspects, it was alright, but nothing special either.

Overall, not particularly recommend/10.

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>affordable education
>manufacturing jobs people could rely on
>a strong social safety net

Never forget what the neoliberals took from you.

it has cute girls tho

They're a lot more understanding than some people's parents, so they're pretty based. I would save absolutely no money if I had to live on my own.

I wonder what the recourse of my generation will be for all of this, if anything at all.

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