Flag joins game

>flag joins game
> Hello xD

why do they do it

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>Hello xD
Hi))))))

7-1 lol

who in their right mind would ever join a huehuezilian server?

Hey ^^

>Hello xD
sounds cute

D:

I do the same.

Based

We don't really do this anymore. xD was popular here maybe 12 years ago.
Now we usally write this ---> :D

because krauts are based as fuck
that's why

I made a german flag themed BMW on forza once and someone asked me why I gave it those ugly colors.

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I like those brackets))) I've seen it the first time Russian Interpals qts using it. Now I consider it as very feminine and cute.

>I made a german flag themed BMW on forza once
That's nice. Didn't this guy know it was the German colours or was he just germanophobe?

Because they are soulless Asiatics, they are the Formics of the West

There is no such thing as a huezilian server, only normal servers that have been taken over by huezillions

:D masterrace

Amazing ::::::::::::::D

he didn't know, but most Americans online don't know either

>flag joins game
>hi hi ^^ are you french too? your name kind of gives it away

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>flag joins game
LET'S GO BOOOOYS.

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Maybe you should've given it the retro german flag

>Canadian joins game
>"hold on guys I need to hit this bong real quick and then I'll be ready"

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The position of their capital is all I need to inform you about that country

kekd

>flag joins game
>مرحبا كيف حالك؟ كم عمر أختك القاصر؟

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...explain please (xD)

>flag joins game
>Oi lads, hold on a sec, my loicense to use a mouse just expired.

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Honestly I've never seen a frog in any online game

>opens voice chat to burp
>closes voice chat

bump

I always assume that French players are Muslims

Eastern

>Flag joins game
>Cya Blyats I have to eat the hamster thats running my power

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>playing game
>German joins game
>mention WWII for banter
>German says he's sorry
>say: "no, I am sorry that we failed you"
>German acts shocked and distant
wtf I just wanted to be nice axisbro

Kek

Most Germans are hit or miss with that shit. Most would probably prefer to not talk about it since that way, you cannot do anything wrong from the start. Many want to make jokes about it but fear people will chimp out.

Video game players are usually pretty young, and our zoomers have so many Nazi memes on their phones on average it's incredible. So the constantly offended pansies are rare among them. Don't worry about it.

And yes, you failed us. Next time, we expect more from you.

>flag joins game
>wkwkwkwkwkwkkw selamat pagi

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pump

Are there many of them around? And are they as good as Koreans or anything?

I join the game:
>hewllo :3

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody kurwa mać

>next time

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we're bad at pc and console game

>jajaja se metio un guiri vamos a trolearlo

I think what you're saying is confirmed by the fact that the oldest german person I've come across actually got the joke and told me something like "oh yeah, Italy, you and I go a long way back".
btw we are already failing you again

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...You just ignore that, okay?
We're all gonna make it

Really?
You guys are interesting, 4th largest in population among all countries and yet you are somewhat invisible, not that common to see anything about you guys on the internet.

t. polentoni gay, loves his Bavarian bf and his sausage.

>join australian server
>nobody talks

>5 minutes later
>somebody types "hello"
>within 3 seconds a deluge of mic spam and replies saying OI OI WHATS UP CUNT YA FUCKIN DOG

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Hi.

>video or media has nothing or not much to do with germany
>open comment section
>greetings from germany xD ^^
>i am german :D

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nah I'm from sardinia

someone tell me a game to play, I've never played online game like this before

>Quebecer joins the game
>"Merde, c'est les Américains"

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OI OI WHATS UP CUNT YA FUCKIN DOG

nothing much, yourself my friendly person of criminal background?

oi nah u didnt even check my numbers brah

>greetings from germany xD ^^
>i am german :D
I don't see this as a problem. At least they are not ashamed of being German.

They are indeed doubles my good petrol sniffer, I must congratulate you on your skills in luck, I hope such a thing occurs often throughout your posting career.

cheers

It was nice talking to you.

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Yas Forums game day when?

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Also, we're not the only ones doing this.

>Danske schon from Texas.
>I am German.

tfw never played multiplayer games except with one or two friends when i was 12
i missed out on the one social outlet for assburgers like myself

now post the version with the emus huge dripping dick hanging out

more like
>my grandfather was Bavarian

>Hello xD

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>join brazilian server
>KKKKKKKK HUEHUEHUE KKKKKKKK OLHE O ESTRANGEIRO PENSANDO QUE PODE JOGAR HUEHUEHUEHUE BTS VEM AO BRASIL KKK

lack of social awareness

maybe i read too much into it, but i feel like the reason they do it, is because they are too ashamed to be proud germans outside, so they compensate for it online.
but maybe im selectively focusing on german comments and all other countries do this too.

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Must be something ping-independent

xD is an important part of cultural identity here in central europe desu

Someone answer pls.

>i use mic in fps games such as cs go, squad

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Dota
CS : GO

Thanks

I apologise on behalf of my fellow germans.

VRchat is peak Yas Forums