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Bored as fuck lads. Not even music is entertaining me, its just annoying me by droning in my ear.

his family is literally CIA lol

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You love to see it.

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imagine being the lad who ate the bat

meditate

how have i not seen this image before

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250mg of the 'rona directly down the gullet

what is this from?

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hope the virus kills you all, you smell like rotten shit

tfw cant go to the bar because of lockdown

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pay denbts

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just found out the bosses kids names and let me just say they're as close to tarquin as you can get

it's from an israeli project called "If the Holocaust happened in the age of Instagram" or something like that

fuck me dead fists of steel

literally me

NEED a picture of emmett grinning

I hope you're all gonna die, the kung flu virus is gonan nihhilate your stupid onion ass

what was his problem

How dare you. My Great Grandfather was a Greek Orthodox priest

Im proud to be a britishman, where atleast I know Im free

who was in the wrong here?

uhhhhhh based department

you're so fucking ugly either way,most of you look like picasso paintings during his senile years, hope the virus kills you all

not going to happen you hairy kebab flavoured inbred

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one of the best moments of my life

youtu.be/jr6E8cx1OGE

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if I grow a mustache I start to look like himmler

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i drunkenly accosted him about this beliefs at a uni party last year.

That Mexican is extremely hot, not a fan of her pandering to anime paedos though

americans have to calculate gst in their head in the supermarket

what an utter arsehole
despise thugs. they're like fucking animals. just can't have them near civilised people.

tell us what happened lad

It's so odd, actual 'people' that post here are gonna be dead in a month, thanks for reading this, hope you die slowly.

this is why handguns need to be legal
coulda just ended him after the first punch in the perfect world

Having my favourite man soda (Stella artois) right now lads

So you look like Asian?

tbqh never heard of it till it went up in flames oh well

>you're so fucking ugly either way,most of you look like picasso paintings during his senile years, hope the virus kills you all

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being a ukrainian cokehead in a gay bar.

no you didnt
be quiet

i fancy her
youtube.com/watch?v=y_APbwNl6YI

whats gst

Beckham was such a massive faggot

Lad hit the deck in one punch, you hate to see it

crying out for a latina gf

goods and services tax i think

bent like beckham

australians think the world began 100 years go like god bothers think the dinosaurs never happened.

If you live in the city, what do you do with your pet's body when they die? I live on a farm, and we bury all our pets in a small woodland area nearby. Where would you even put them if you're in the city?

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A man of taste

mad the way sson didnt catch on over here

Only fight I got in involved me hitting the floor after one solid punch to my face. Bit embarrassing.

the music makes it

bury them in your garden obviously

you can tell how much someone knows their footy by if they think beckham was an all time great or a massive tart with a good dead ball delivery.

its one of the great treasures of the world

kinda based desu

cut them up and flush them down the toilet, or put them in the bin

expecting your death numbers to rise steeply this week, lots of dead stinking facefucks

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Still no deaths here

biggest regrets?

dont care

cremation or leave them with the vet to dispose of

the 'stache

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what happened after that anyway
forgot about it
who was the guy on the roof?

Bit illegal to confess

>be me
>21
>go to wales for vacation
>black man calls me battyboy
>tell him to czech em
Whats a battyboy?

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they're actually going down mate, keep up.

it's literally just the flu. most of us have had it already.

fuck off with your shit bait

actual child fucker

looking like a massive faggot

don't actually disagree with his gun views so i made fun of him(I didn't like the people who ran college democrats and he was associating with this, which is why I accosted him).
I asked how much his suit cost and if he was really a man of the people wearing such fine clothes. I asked him what gun I should use in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered, because he's an expert in firearms. The president of the club got mad and told me to stop asking him how much his suit is. I probably said some retarded shit too. I wouldn't have even thought to do this if one of the club officers told me i wasnt allowed to talk to david hogg - at one of the few meetings for the college dems(who are holding the party) that i attended, everyone had to give their "preferrede pronoun" and i made some sardonic comment that the officers didnt approve of, so apparently i was some sort of threat.

batty = bum

feel actually sorry for the first lad that gets sparked, all he was doing was standing in between 2 lads fighting and he gets a punch that could actually kill, wouldn't be surprised if he fractured his skull.

hot

joe rogan is a scam artist

why is the Scandinavian countries as maybe Greece? having a less serious course of outbreak

haha battyboy

when i was a QT emo fag (no regrets) i didn't shag more of the fringey birds who were begging for it because i took myself too seriously.

hard to believe given he has sells no products and retains no viewpoints of this own

how so

lool

truth as always is that he was somewhere in between

why are the Scandinavian*
And maybe Greece*

he sells intellectual snake oil

Used to love that fella

>Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. Savvy?

elaborate

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joe rogan is a dwarf that would be forced to look up at me unless he stood on a big cardboard box

basically robert snodgrass with less graft and a fringe.

>he sells intellectual snake oil

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reading this thread

Some people are born to take big swings and others fall over like a tower of cards

literally anyone can tell which of his guests are smart and which are full of shit.

gommie state tax

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gf is getting cat and ive found one i want to rescue thats in our city and cheap and has a good personality but she wants to get this other little kitten for no reason other than 'its cute' and not sure if i should just make her get the other one or let her have her cute kitten even if it ends up being a dickhead

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why do 4k videos look better even on my 1080p screen?

the look I'm going for
WITHOUT the bumdering

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thoughts on lads arseholes?

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he doesnt sell anything

snodgrass is underrated tbf

Hello Dave. How are you, Dave?

oh dear

this fucking picture

Anyone still freak out when even a droplet of water hits your phone as if we haven’t had waterproof technology for ages?

We have to go deeper.

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what does alex jones have to say about corona

renovation?
whats that all about?

what the bloody hell is that video from

youtube.com/watch?v=wJcYgWbaRtE

alright dave, thought up any new bent tales that never happened to post

der Nordstaatler

At the river having a fish lads. Not having much luck though.

do you think the one on the left has ever had something bad happen to her in her life?

Has she faced any adversity?

>hat picture
>dave
newfag

hold on... that shirt

Ay papi

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me on the left

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got a wee bomb here and i'm not afraid to use it

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viva la renovation!

joe rogan is shoulder height on that picture but you just know he wears heeled shoes in public because hes a dwarf thats a lot smaller than me

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left is unbelievable

he's alright, not sure i'd have him in my XI.

saw him out getting absolutely embroiled in shoreditch the wednesday before we played blades on friday night. still put in a decent shift and should've got the equaliser at the death if not for v. gay r.

When the US goes to war against the corona-ese,
joe rogan's volunteering for service will impel 3.0m+ young men into voluntary combat, leading to a US army full of Dojin packing infantrymen and pilots with Satania painted on the side of their B52s

Probably not

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Imagine being married to that with kids
Imagine her shrill nagging and talking to her mother on the phone loudly in Spanish
You'd want to kill yourself every day

that's what you get for naming your dog after the tyrant of europe.

don't see any reason why duelling shouldn't be legal

it would solve far more societal problems than it would cause

Actually, Napoleon was pretty, dare I say it, based.

>the tyrant of europe.
angloid roach

not attracted to any of them, simple as.

i also like mens arses

i'm a blade and was at that game
he always performs against us, saw it coming when he came on
i think that's about the only time VAR went in our favour

Draw yourself!!!!

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deist freemason who accelerated the enlightenment, put in place evil metric system, was anti-anglo and emancipated the jews? no, not based at all.

happened every night outside pubs on the streets of Lancashire

doxxable info

met this fella at the gym in frankston

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>Hi guys, this is Jeff Cavaliere, AthleanX.com. One of the biggest problems i have faced while training athletes, mostly pro baseball players, is that they train with progress not designed for their body, today I’m going to teach you one simple trick to determine which typo of exercise is good for you. I want you to stand on the frame of a doorway, just like this. Now, fix your posture and lift yourself with your tiptoes, lift yourself as much as you can. See, doorways are a standard height, so if your head touches the frame, it means you are a tall guy, at least 6 feet 1. If you can do this, stand on your tip toes and touch the frame, it means you are perfect for heavy lifting, deadlifts, squats, whatever. Now, what happens if you can’t reach the frame, if you are short guy, well, I’ll teach you a trick to fix that. Get one resistance elastic band and hang it from the door frame, since you can’t reach it, stand on a chair or a box. At this moment, place the elastic band around your neck and hang yourself until you die, there you go, an easy fix for your manlet problem, that way no one will ever say you are compensating.

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Based

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i genuinely think my gf is the only girl on the planet i could tolerate living with for more than three weeks after the shine wears off.

Joe?!

youtube.com/watch?v=gdSWaIvyQ3o

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angry frog manlet, died a penniless nobody out on a rock in the mid atlantic.

meanwhile nelson gets a fuck off column surrounded by four bronze lions. the best animal in england.

made $50 from findomming a british lad once

For me, for me
LA girls all look the same
I can't recognize
The same work done on they face
I don't criticize
She a cold-hearted bitch with no shame
But her throat too fire
She got Chrome Hearts hangin' from her neck
And them shits going wild
When she ride, she hold tight
She gon' ride 'til sweat fall down her spine
She's all mine for the night
She's all mine until he calls her line

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What do you think the chances are of some sort of war occurring in the aftermath of the coronavirus as nations look to repair their damaged economies?

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>They are the carrion birds of humanity, are a state within a state. They are certainly not real citizens… The evils of Jews do not stem from individuals but from the fundamental nature of these people.

I love claire from the BA test kitchen

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im struggling with this isolation stuff

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