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find existence disturbing. find emotions disturbing and the power of the sex drive most disturbing of all.
Business is like a jungle. And I... am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.
*crashes the bank of England*
Nothing personnel
Remember dancing alone in my house as New Year ticked over, knowing the girl I just fucked things up with had gone back to her ex and was having a happy new year after I ruined everything lmao
Sex drive is what keeps a man functioning
Without it man is nothing
Night lads. See you tomorrow when i get into my office (the living room sofa) at about 7.50am
we're just a host lad for more powerful life; bacteria
just done so many sit ups i farted then threw up and then i had push ups for desert
don't really enjoy sex
the normies make it out to be this amazing and passionate thing
but for me it's just a chore
would rather just have a handjob from her
el gato goblino
297 wanks this year
nighty night, sleep tight
The common explanation for sex drive is that it's the primal urge wanting to procreate, spread our seed
But I think it's more than that. For me I think sex is mostly about power dynamics, and the desire to enforce your power upon someone else.
if any single famous person would die from the rona, you would think it would be him
the lad's about a million years old
Made a peng sausage and mash de lads
Mash with bacon, leeks and cabbage and caramelised onion and red wine gravy
Love a good 80s power ballad
WERE MOTORING WHATS YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT IN FINDING MISTER RIGHT
for me its the opposite
dont like blowjobs, handjobs, titwanks etc only like my penis in fanny
Are you autistic? Genuine question, I'm not trying to be mean.
remember when he tweeted about "blowing these motherfuckers away"
what about lad's arseholes?
i figured out what facility he was in from this tweet
wish that scumbag hacker hadnt hacked his youtube hed still be posting
Better off without girls 2bh lad they always ruin my life
dont like that either. or arseholes in general
ased coronachan making humans work together more effectively, appreciate the little things in life, and love and cherish one another a lot more
>120264848
Cringing at this post
might learn estonian
Same.
The gf doesn't even do much during sex apart from moan and cum, I basically just do all the work and use her body like an object because that's how I like it
well a weird girl at toil who says that she's autistic said that she thought I was autistic too
but I'm not diagnosed or anything haha
No sex is a symbol of power, but you need be able to impose power in order for sex, power is what determines what you get
Saw some big lad who could probably beat me up shouting at some poor old pharmacist lady earlier because the pharmacist was closing an hour earlier. He was banging on like "what about my PILLS its says SIX!!!" but honest to god he sounded like a fucking bitch. State of some people
fatty niggers man in?
his youtube isn't hacked
oxford health just demanded that he stop making videos as a part of his release from the nutshack
Cringe at this
*unzips dick*
imagine the spike in birth rate once we get out of lockdown
need to get myself in on that soonish
Was this post too good for your food blog?
cant even imagine how much of a creature you must be to use the word normies kid, i mean you're cucking yourself you're putting yourself into a box and labelling it virgin freak by yourself, you're bullying yourself, i mean, you're doing my job for me kid, good god man
need them out of business pronto
Thats what the world needs after the virus, another you.
so what he was saying was something actually which we now know is brutally true, but you couldn't understand it because he was pissed and he had this really heavy accent which most southern middle class types couldn't understand. and it became to me something really sort of poetic and tragic, where you've got this working class fellow from liverpool or wherever and he's just kind of saying "I'm here to protest against islamic rape gangs" and they turn it into a meme and say "muslamic ray guns. the muslims have got ray guns, look at this clown. what an idiot"
and he becomes a laughing stock, but the issue itself isn't a laughing stock
why would people stop using birth control because of lockdown??
Are you drunk? Very incoherent rambly post.
why are furries into dummies
love how posters on /brit/ make the most fucking inane cringe inducing posts and we're all just expect to go along with it and engage with them in good faith and pretend they're not making LARP bait posts
sick of it, not participating in the farce any longer
>red wine gravy
hello maria, didn't know you posted here
Lads I’m actually depressed
not a virgin
would you prefer I say most people?
deanos?
other people?
it's all the same
you're just getting upset at a single word here
makes me think there's something wrong with you
jej some people are really showing their true colours over all the minor inconveniences this whole virus shit has caused.
you're a cuck
Because theyre all nonce freaks
its gonna be ok bro
he has a point tbf
bugs me when people use it as well. what is not normal about you? you post on Yas Forums? lol
ah right yes, you're upset and rambling
cool cool cool
stop doing all drugs is a good place to start you spakker
hmm gonna nick that one for myself later i reckon.
*notices you contemplating if im referring to your post*
Not yours lad
chin up
I NEVER MEANT TO BE SO BAD TO YOU
ONE THING I SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER DO
A LOOK FROM AND I WOULD FALL FROM GRACE
AND THAT WOULD WIPE THE SMILE RIGHT FROM MY FACE
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO DANCE
BOOM BOOMBOOM TSH
AND INCIDENTS AROSE FROM CICRUMSTANCE
BOOM BOOMBOOM TSH
ONE THING LEAD TO ANOTHER WE WERE YOUNG
BOOM BOOMBOOM TSH
AND WE WOULD SCREAM TOGETHER SONGS UNSUNG
BOOM BOOMBOOM TSH BOOMBOOM BOOMBOOM TSH
I use the word normie and I consider myself a normie for most things.
It's just Yas Forums lingo. I've been here too long to have not picked up on the slang.
fuck off how is that gonna make him happier?
Aw poor baby :'(
its upsetting that you're so cucked and feeble you've taken to self bullying now because of my absence from Yas Forums
Is this the digits edition?
it will probably balance out. more babies from existing couples but fewer opportunities for new couples to get together
Did your crush and a lad on facebook?
not you specifically but i see it used all the time as an insult
because even semi regular use of mind altering substances fucks with your brain chemistry you fucking spastic yankaloid
exgf's going mental on facebook del ads
The lad that reckons Yas Forums is a mainstream website really does my head in. Absolute retard.
