/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

I OWN A SUBARU YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS

DING DING DONALD DID IT BROS OUR TRUMPBUX IS INCOMING WHEN WHO KNOWS SOON MAYBE A MONTH PROBABLY HUH WHATS THAT OH NO NO NO CANADIAN NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH OOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAH TIME TO SPEND THIS ON A BAD DRAGON DILDO I GOT 8 ALREADY

why do none of the fucking tools to see deleted reddit posts/comments work

Aren't they getting like $1700 a month?

iirc something something income requirements t. from another canadian but feel free to correct me

You get tired of them quickly. My gf and I have divided the rooms by hour. I can be in the living room from 10:00am-4:00pm and she has the living room from 4:00pm-10:00pm then we share it from 10:00pm-12:00am, after which we go to bed. We also don't eat any meal except lunch together.

me and my boyfriend are basically always in the same room talking god it feels good to be with someone so compatible. now that i think about it hes basically me but a foot taller.

cuckold

Ye this. I'm with my gf all the time and it's great. Been this way for a few weeks. We just do our own things

twitter.com/paulmuaddib61/status/1223244150251933696

are you a woman or a fellow fag?

fag. we're both turbo manlets

No digits edition once again?

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Based
I'm 5'6 and one of my crushes is even shorter, like 5'5 lol

the UK is now doing better than the US
youtu.be/aQ69w80p8a0

i'm 5'2 and boyfren is 5'3, moved 1400 miles north from my christcuck family to be with him :^)

thought you said he was a foot taller?

I find it funny how even the conservative faction of British politics would be considered left wing in some ways over here.

Are you guys Asian or something?

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oh sorry I had a fucking brain fart
I'm slav and hes slav

>re you guys Asian or something?
Not him, but yes

liar!!!!

Got a lot of new /cum/mers.... not sure I'm a fan

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>Just got my mandatory stay at home orders from the governer
WELP

About to watch some anime. What's everyone else watching?

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its only temporary

girls female larping as gayboys again smdh

Fuck fuckfu ckfuckfucjfucfujfcskufuckfufckfufjckuifcukfucvkfuckFUCK

help me color this map
every country has to have a different color

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What state?

corona-chan epidemic will never end
we will have to learn to live with it forever

Anime is fucking gay and stupid

Colorado
coloradosun.com/2020/03/25/colorado-staty-at-home-order-coronavirus/

wow, what a racist eurocentric map

Nigga I don't even know enough colors for North America.

ane is CANCELLED

About time. You guys have a lot of cases.

I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner desu

>dumped a stinky diarrhea
HELLO 'RONA MY OLD FRIEND

Imagine complaining about anime on an anime website and in an anime general

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Does sajadene have a bf?

I want to be hers if not

Anime desu

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anime is gay and makes you gay

BACK IT UP

YUH YUH YUH

LIKE A DUMP TRUCK HOE

YUH YUH YUH

GONNA FILL IT WITH A LOAD

YUH YUH YUH

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You can eat 50% of a mermaid before you're considered a cannibal

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Mermaids aren't real so I can't eat them at all

Imagine having an upstairs to your bedroom. I want it

I’m going to create a YouTube channel and create useful content.

Lol good roast fuck these snapback and cowboy boot wearing idiots from colorado
T. Seattle tax payer who makes 6 figs as a software developer

you should just chug liquor bottles

They are reals user, but the law of the sea says that if a human seas a mermaid then one of the two has to die.

And if you’re in the ocean, and ya mermaid has a choice to save you or themselves, the choice is obviously clearZ...

Yo ass getting dragged down to the bottom

I wonder if I can be one of those homestay children in china

>tfw hear "Suicide Is Painless" in my head

Almost died in the ocean off the coast of Hawaii once. Got carried away by the tide and couldn’t swim

youtu.be/vgRl_h0C7CQ

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>thats him! thats the faggot who started corona virus!

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That isn't almost dying, riptides are not that lethal. You panicked because you have the emotional fortitude of a 12 year old tumblr girl, and felt the need to exaggerate by saying you LITRALLY ALMOST DIED OMG

I'm very glad that Unis are putting out more online courses. Though its kinda unfortunate that they're not doing out of their own free will, but because they were coerced and forced to by the coronavirus.

Western Cartoons

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I was 12 yo lol

i almost drowned when a boat capsized once :)

GETTIM

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pooin

Glad to see your still alive :/

I like the new experience in some ways but it depresses me terribly that my school is doing it for the rest of the semester.

Bought some vile cheap alcohol. Time to disappear!