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I’ve left town and come out to the country to live with mummy and daddy. There’s fields for miles around. Nobody would hear me

Captchaberg has had me running rings today lads

haha yeah mad that

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oh my days i thought the nationwide clap thing was a meme, people are actually gonna be outside clapping arent they

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because you were arguing that Yas Forums and reddit think alike? fucking retard

You're just a liberal.

wish i had a massive yacht

Wasn't Newton an incel

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yeah they do it here at 8pm sharp. think it started in italy

Doing the maths on how tall a building in Liverpool would need to be to see Ireland

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whats wrong with being a (classical) liberal?

>tfw went outside 2 days in a row and there were no cops in sight

So much for quarantine. Are they only patrolling in cities or something?

Wish I had one of those steel boats from vietnam.
That would be fucking nuts.

WTF NHS?

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>120259723
Modern women belong in zoos so we can study them. That should be unbelievable, but it's not. I notice weird shit about women left and right. Just the other day I noticed something with my current gf that all of my other gfs have done, but I never really bothered to take note of: I made myself dinner since my gf had already ate before coming over and she was like "can I have some :)"

I notice this about women. They always want some of your food. It doesn't seem major. But they always want a french fry, a sip of your drink, a bite of your sandwich, and so on, even when it doesn't make sense for them to be hungry. This is obviously something minor, but it's on the list of shit I've noticed all women seem to do, but as a guy I never do.

I never date a chick and say "oh can I have a bite of that pasta?" or shit like that. I never bother a girl when she's busy with something (and yet the best way to get any of my girlfriends I've had to strip naked and play with my dick is to open an excel spread sheet and act like I'm focused on it). I never really want to fuck my girlfriend in inappropriate places, but I've had gfs try to play with my dick at the table at their grandparents or like INSIST I fuck them behind a bar.

imagine the police presence needed to keep the you-know-whos in london, brum and manchester locked down.

they're right you know

Prince Philip is in isolation at Balmoral, with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is in isolation at Windsor with Courtney, 13

>How tall would a building in Ireland need to be to see Ireland

why do so many mattresses on the market seem like they're the exact same thing
>emma
>eve
>casper
>simba
>nectar
>otty

is it just a marketing scam

what kind
post pic

Hangover this morning has made me reel from the sight and smell of alcohol, don’t think I’ll be partaking in the inebriation jew for quite a while now

Let us know when you've cracked it lad.

same technology. different distributors.

The benidorm boomers?

Idk if this is pasta but it’s weirdly true

Gf mainly wants to fuck when I’m busy

every second of every minute of every hour of every day just know that i am suffering

need this social distancing thing to be done with
my business depends on large gatherings

It is true

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sorry to hear that mate! feel better!! x

mental that if you go up a big hill you can see stuff that's far away

is "odd" a word that you would considered well-known by the population

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I genuinely predict that the UK will be among the first countries to relax it's social distancing measures.

I hope you go bankrupt, shithead

their websites are identical and they all offer the exact same bonuses. could be forgiven for think they're all the same company
also is there anything to stop people taking each one in turn and getting a refund just under the 10 year. could have a new mattress every decade and never pay a penny

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Just did my first quarantine shop

i can't be fixed

enjoying the early summer break? hopefully they didn't forget to issue summer reading assignments

my grandpappy fought in ww2

come to Yas Forums for posts like this. cant find them anywhere else.

half of the coppers i know are off sick

That’s the spirit! Chin up lad, you’ll be up and about in no time.

SING TIL THE POWER OF THE LORD COMES DOWN

Been on pornhub premium for an hour stretching the ol' willard

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based on?

based

Grandfather on my dad's side was in the japanese occupation force. Great uncle on me mum's side was part of the company that escorted the king and prime minister of greece to safety when the germans came

a PBR? they’re pretty cool but I doubt you’d be able to get one in decent working condition these days unless it was a refurbishment

did a mammoth poo about an hour ago. feeling very relaxed now

Feel left out nobody I know has got the disease or had a test or had to go into self isolation with symptoms

good to hear mate keep us posted

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want nicki minaj to sit on my face

today i wanked to cate harrington

crazy how there's been a maoist people's war raging in india for decades and nobody cares

what is it with nurses and trying to act like they are bomb defusal units with corona? I know people who are literally anaesthetic nurses acting like they are in the trenches of WWI with the virus and the huge sacrifices they are making. it's so cringe, go and do accounting or something if you don't like it.

It's a bit fanciful. If you had an 800m tower in Liverpool you'd just about see the top of Slieve Donard in County Down 130 miles away. In absolutely perfect conditions.

Mine didn't. My Uncle was in the Normandy landings under Patton though and my Grandfathers fought in WWI. (one of them got shot at ypres.)

The british bulldog blitz spirit and herd immunity, plus the fact it's bad for business

Peng

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Thankfully I got my shag in before lockdown so if I go dry for a month I'm sound

same but great grandad. was pilot

Them planning to distribute testing kits in the next few days, plus Boris being reluctant to initiate the lockdown in the first place.

have quite enjoyed having the government run by scientists for the last few week or so. long may it continue