/brit/

was worth posting earlier
wasnt worth posting this time

It's always in style

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really activates the almonds

she's so cute bros i love her so much

loooool well done

>stronger than Dom
>faster than Dom
>smarter than Dom
one last salud for the familia bros...

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Simp

any haircut that isnt a grade 4 on top and a grade 2 on the sides is a poofta cunt trim

fuck off you pretentious cunt

can't disagree

gonna be able to buy covid testing kits in boots from next week lads

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>Next year, you'll wish you had started today.

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you could gas a cell block full of jews to death with the toxicity of my farts

aye good lad

Shame they don't have AIDS kits, that's what you really need.

>circular
geoid really. fashion is geoid tbf

You aren't in traffic, you are traffic.

Well if half of the UK has had corona then surely more than half of Europe and China has, so that's what 800 million infected there in just a few months

literally everyone has been infected with it already lmao
what's the point

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except we cant go out and people will stockpile those too

activated me diamonds*
*penis

unrelated to your post, more related to the image, but why are down syndrome people so based lads?

Problematic, sweetie.

There's a mentally unstable chubby 5/10 at toil I could easily shag

Would love to be Emmett's personal beard groomer.

she doesnt want love
she wants plying with booze and ravaging like a piece of meat

Feeling death coming on

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What is it about Yas Forums that attracts so many fags and trannies? Do they get off to being hated? There’s a disproportionate amount of them here

aw hell ya innit
fookin oats ya
strewth cunt

Why geoid

Bit gay.

same reason why autistic virgins come here.

Never understood why incels adore the Nazis so much. Full of freaky, drugged up perverts who couldnt win a war

Only for you, my love.

Greasy Mexican cunt posting CP. Don't click that Mega link in the last thread, lads.

Wish I could grow a beard like em

but you wont because youre a pussy

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Would love to be Emmett's personal power-bottom

>Fingerprick test

Eww, I'm squeamish, Shan't be taking the test

Uh huh.

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flatmates been volunteering in a carehome looking after the elderly and i always like making fun of her asking her "do you like wiping old people's bottoms?" and "do the old men grope you and feel you up" and she goes "ewwwwwwwww ewwwww"

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you don't need to anyway because you're already infected

The smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy.

emmet pathick garcin

Imagine being a Yank right now. The man who is supposed to be a socialist is fuckign you all over lmao.

forbes.com/sites/mattperez/2020/03/25/bernie-sanders-promises-to-stall-coronavirus-relief-bill-if-gop-senators-dont-drop-objections/

>Sanders said that he will block relief for Americans for days if he needs to. He said that Americans can wait for the money because he wants the Republicans to include things about climate change in the coronavirus bill. Sanders reportedly told staffers that "addressing climate change is far more important than dealing with the economic fallout of the coronavirus. People can cope while they wait for their money but the Earth cannot."

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Its funny because its true.

lol

>looking through old pictures
>see a picture of a particular person
>get a wave of cold over me and that weird feeling in the chest
That's not normal, is it lads?

*hands the barber this picture*

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>hate crime

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read the article and you're a cheeky fibber

One senator isn't going to be able to stop the bill though, Republicans have a 53-47 majority

That why I'm trapped inside?

DIDSOMEONESAYCOCK

what does climate change have to do with the coronavirus bill

Everyone you meet knows something you don't.

fuck up virgin

lots of senators are in isolation or actually caught coronavirus

what's some good exercises I can do in my room

did somebody say just eat?

kys

Reckon babies don’t

Ask Bernie

so what is it?

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They are yet to know how stupid you are.

Do you use beard oils?

Do yanks not have a pairing system?

alright dave, yeah im coming over right now so you can maul my clout with your massive nob and bollocks

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they know that they get to suck on tidders all day while you wageslave away

What's the source on the rumour that the UK gov is planning to cut the Internet?

Squat your bed
10x Sumo desklifts

pornhub serch feature is so shit. you type what you want into google and it shows up but you type it into pornhub and nothing like what you want will show up

no

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locked down ASMRfus are producing new videos daily lads
youtube.com/watch?v=iniPCceW5jY

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these times really do highlight how stupid the average person is, i've honestly never been more motivated in my life. its true that all you need to be successful is a hint of common sense and a good work ethic because your competition (the average person) is an unintelligent moron with 0 initiative

Jfc

Anyone got that image of the snooker player looking amused? Post it

cor

for me, it's vporn or xvideos

there isn't one
there is throttling taking place, but that's not shutting down the internet, that's just slowing it down

what muscle does that work

not doing well in this so-called lockdown lads

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Rate this girl from /nederdraad/ from 1 to 10

strawpoll.me/19617967
strawpoll.me/19617967
strawpoll.me/19617967

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No, if you aren't there you are abstaining.

>anyone got that image of the snooker player looking amused
yeah i have

Pushups with feet on your bed

do yanks worship nurses like we do?

Think about it logically

oh dear

what does she do in the carehome then

you forgot about caroline flack

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Fleece your mam

thats a yank room

Nah we worship soldiers instead

my grandma, mom and sister were or are nurses
i envy their paychecks, not their jobs
big fan of the cute nurses that i've dealt with though

i did actually haha x

*volunteers for the NHS so i can virtue signal on social media for gratification and attention*
alri lads

Nurses get paid much more in America so probably not the to the same extent

Thankyou for your service

not voting until I actually get a good look at her and not just the lower third of her face

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youtube.com/watch?v=G4DYnMzhqjs
screaming

>stiff upper lip
>herd immunity
right, faggots

No. I actually can't think of any country that fetishises it's health service like we do.

why didn't you become one

wow ur such a hero xx

i'm incredibly lazy

get the fuck out of here singapore

anyone know anyone whos actually been hospitalized with coronavirus? i know 4 people thats had it and they literally all recovered in 5 days..

nurses stick needles in you, evil slags

NHS is madly politicised which is probably why
If it helps we do the same thing in a crisis - last month we were worshipping firefighters and now we're talking about how great nurses and doctors are

search anything on pornhub and a blacked video comes up
sick of it

no lol

having a real comfy time being by myself 24/7 tbqh lads

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Average nurse salary in America: $73,550 (~£60,000)
Average nurse salary in the UK: ~£26,000

it would be a HIV testing kit
idiot

It's only Southerners who are dying cause they're pozzed and immunocomprimised

gf doesn't like sucking cock
not really bothered because getting sucked is only good if the girl knows what she's doing

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hahaha lads look at this wacky thing i did during isolation haha waheeeyyyyy ahaha isolation is making me craaaazzzyyyy :ppp

;D ;D ;D

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You know four people who've had it? Mental
Don't know anyone that's had it yet

genuinely no, and my gf works in a nursery

they're not meant to like it

>a fucking cough

had a cute chink hold my hand when i had surgery a few years ago

search "Sola Zola" on pornhub
>BLACKED Hot Wife was alone on vacation until she found two BBCs
>BLACKEDRAW She was left alone for a day and this is what happened

what do they mean by this? its not relevant in any way

shit is more expensive here though

80% of those who have tested positive are able to recover at home

Do you have fantasies that would hastily suck on a bigger, chadlier cock?

Yeah but the American nurse has much higher student loans to pay off and may have to pay towards health insurance.

that's fucking mental how little they make in the UK
why would anybody want to be a nurse

wew

a black one, perhaps?

i never want to hear the name of that blasted virus every again

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food and housing is on average much cheaper in America

so am supposed to stay at home if i just have a sore throat?

yes they are
ive sucked cock before and did not enjoy it so no

It's not just that though. There are so many hospital programs on TV that it rivals murder mystery shows in terms of over saturation.

the daily mail?

Unironically Jews are making it so the algorithm features more BBC porn in searches and on the front pages

Mad how it all just seems to be a big holiday for some people

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they dont, 80% of hospital staff are black/arabic/continental/eastern european and im not even memeing

no

I AM A MURSE

To be part of the NHS elite and be worshipped like a God.

youtube.com/watch?v=FSXijk37oNs

Yes

gf was genuinely getting all giddy saying it 'feels like being at school and breaking up for summer holidays again'

Lots of African, Indian and south East Asian nurses in my experience

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Kia kaha

Have you been in a hospital lately? Last time I was there (1 week ago) 90% of the staff were English. Do you live in London?

what do you think

Rate my plate boys

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