How to get an italian gf?

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Are you going to post Figo?

Portuguese celtic derivated pale qts look great

now i am since you are here

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I'm med but grew up in United States. Do I qualify for one?

do you rest all day and when you go to work, instead of working you get a coffee with your colleges and talk about european football?

You are American
lowest class normie cringe

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>lowest class normie cringe
the true med way, yes

hey don't forget to spend all monday morning sperging about fantasy football

>do you rest all day and when you go to work, instead of working you get a coffee with your colleges and talk about european football?
wtf I love Croatia now.

The absolute state of Croatia
No wonder you were colonized by V*netians

let me know as well if you figure it out.

Tell her you live in an area where the trash gets collected regularly.

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Be Swedish and start a YouTube channel

>I'm med but grew up in United States. Do I qualify for one?

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>Naples city
OP asked for an Italian gf

Fucking based, my man. We're just missing the African poster to have the holy trinity of Sonia Malavisi threads.

There are beautiful girl of all ethnicities in Southern Europe, my man.

>tfw colonized by italians but partially terrone

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But I'm med phenotype!

based

How?
Iberians are the best meds (not light white) I have seen so far, cute faces
American of [origins], ez

Literally my braindead coworkers and, more recently, some.of my closest friends.
It's fucking grimm, I tell you. Football should be abolished.

So I don't qualify for Italian gf?

>Football should be abolished.
Based Portuguese user

>do you rest all day and when you go to work, instead of working you get a coffee with your colleges and talk about european football?
Why are meds like this? A Northern European would feel like a complete failure living like that.

it's pretty minimal but the surname is central italian not south, from the like 16th century when they migrated here for work or something i guess
i am more hungarian than italian but i like to larp because italians are based
if they don't watch football they fuck your mother

>Football should be abolished
it literally IS abolished right now

Funny that you think that, because I have huge crushes on many Italian girls myself. I have one Spanish girl that I think is drop dead gorgeous, but I find they are generally uglier than other meda. Spanish people tend to have droopy eyes.

But there are incredibly beautiful girls here in Portugal, but I wouldn't say they're more beautiful on average. It's just that when they are cute, they are REALLY cute, but also when they are ugly they're really ugly as well.

Your best bet would be speaking proper Italian and migrating
"terrone" can be applied to anybody anyway, just like Venetians have been called for a ton of time terroni of the north, it's a class/culture thing.
Central italian, hm, tried mappadeicognomi.it/ ?

Glad to see you agree.

It's mystical/religious to them. Unexplainable.

Ahahahah

It should be for a longer period, for reasons of public mental health and cultural productivity.

You can find nearly any look in Italy, considering its history. Nearly every line except east asian and ssa
>t. pic related
Spanish girls look more uniform (the brownish ones have the best faces I have seen in non-Italian meds), North porto ones, the celtic looking ones can sometimes look amazing imo

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it's just the low class normies
Bad combo

it's from north part of abruzzo province, but i don't really care because i am just dalmatian both genetically and culturally
>"terrone" can be applied to anybody anyway, just like Venetians have been called for a ton of time terroni of the north, it's a class/culture thing.
aha, didn't know that, here not much people mixed with italians in dalmatia, maybe some in zadar(where i am from) and split, rest only mixed in istria
but genetically dalmatians over all are the most southern people in croatia(even yugoslavia i think), islanders and people from the coast land especially because of greek migrations
inland dalmatians, bosnian croatians and north croatians are the most slavic

Why are you guys obsessed with her? There's been several threads about her.

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I can get my citizenship, but I was not taught a damn word in the language unfortunately

hairy, chubby, chronically nagging 4'11 italian wife, por favor señor...

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>aha, didn't know that,
Yup, but nowadays it's just used by 80yo pl*in cucks with inferiority complexes (mostly veneti and fake lombards, the latter with neapolitan surnames)
>inland dalmatians, bosnian croatians and north croatians are the most slavic
I have seen some interesting differences between them and the older colony
Genetics is a nice hobby to have
Also Abruzzo, so based, I have explored that whole region, so comfy, great memories
As much as educated zoomers can be, at some point, if you wanna stay, no sane man would tell you not to learn proper Italian
protip: it's very similar to French, the sounds to Spanish

I had a redhead celtic gf that was extremely pale and had huge almond like eyes. Really beautiful.
However, the only woman I loved more than myself was a brunette with exotic cat like eyes, wavy black hair, big lips, nose like a roman statue; very thin/ripped but with a BIG and ROUND ass.

That's why I never say one ethnicity/look is better than the other, what matters is how it fits overall.

she has a big ass, she's gorgeous, she's not too hot or not too cute, her hips are on point, her tits are balanced and she has a perfect height
she is also italian

>the only woman I loved more than myself

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>that second line
Look for Rita Sobral, lol

Because she's super attractive in a very unconventional way.

My parents speak it at home constantly everyday. I hear it right now from downstairs.

Hopefully it's not dialect

Not dialect, just regular Italian from what they've told me

Same I tend to automatically consider a girl more beautiful if I know she's Iberian. I think the fact that she's not Italian adds some exoticness to it

Could be very ez then

I want an Alpine tomboy gf
>inb4 cousin

>Yup, but nowadays it's just used by 80yo pl*in cucks with inferiority complexes (mostly veneti and fake lombards, the latter with neapolitan surnames)
yeah, there's loads of people with complexes here too
>I have seen some interesting differences between them and the older colony
between dalmatians and istrians or?
>Also Abruzzo, so based, I have explored that whole region, so comfy, great memories
i've never been, i wish one day i could visit but like i said, i am not italian, just have some italian surnames that originate from italy
but i feel closer to italians than i do to russians
>Genetics is a nice hobby to have
it is, i've learned alot about balkans
for example, mountain croatians, before thought to be the least slavic people in all of croatia(lika region) turned out to be the most northern shifed region in all of croatia, even more northern than north croatia
also, plenty of dalmatian serbs are genetically more mediterranean than serbs from serbia due to italian and aranbasi influence and so are serbs, due to greek influence, quite south shifted, and they have no turkish genetic influence but german actually due to swabian miners that were all around serbia and bosnia
yugoslavia is quite diverse, there's people from northern serbia closer to me genetically(they have more mediterranean blood) than a croat from north croatia

Gamer something insta?
I get what you mean, it's a similar "style of girl", but my exgf was a lot more beautiful. She was smaller and cuter, if that makes sense.

Not sure why.

that's pretty interesting

>between dalmatians and istrians or?
istria+dalmatia vs the rest of Croatia
I have seen plenty of Slavic (north-ish slavic) looking inland Croatians, mountain ones tend to be very typical Dinarics (more southern shifted, often darker), tall af with big noses (cold adaption). One of the many proofs political borders don't matter that much when it comes to genetics and peoples
Ah yes I get it, I prefer higher test ones or tomboyish ones, but that's just taste
I think most people underrate how much a tiny bit of nafri admixture can do in looks (at least in the relevant spots that influence looks)

She's a streamer anyway, portuguese
Good example of Celtic iberians in that area

>istria+dalmatia vs the rest of Croatia
yh
>I have seen plenty of Slavic (north-ish slavic) looking inland Croatians, mountain ones tend to be very typical Dinarics (more southern shifted, often darker), tall af with big noses (cold adaption). One of the many proofs political borders don't matter that much when it comes to genetics and peoples
dinaric looking peoples usually have very high slavic dna but even more Mediterranean due to paleo balkan dna, because they mixed with the original balkan settlers(so did dalmatians) but with time dalmatians evolved in a different way because they didn't live in the mountains while mountain croatians stayed the same
they're genetically identical, dalmatians and mountain croatians, only difference is a few generations of selective breeding
also, dinaric phenotype, although not well known, developed only among villagers because when the children were young and the parents had to farm the land, women had to take the children with them so they put them on their back in a 'bag' and due to farming every day children developed 'dinarid' features which made them look quite distinct compared to sea croatians
dinarics in modern day croatia are almost extinct(skull shape wise) but height wise they're still here(even among islanders because the genetics are the same)
also, majority of islanders, especially from dalmatia are migrants from mountain areas(proven by genetics)

Yeah, I could tell from the instagram page.
But again, if my dick(heart) tells me yes, I agree, so I don't usually limit myself like that. I'm always posting in every Sonia thread, for example, and she's masculine as fuck, but I would pay millions to chain her in my basement and wreck all of her holes on a daily basis