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FOY

NIGGERS

no youre not
be quiet

steve jobs

youtube.com/watch?v=R9juAlTLvMA

NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
FOREVER BEHIND
AT FIRST IT HURTS TO DIE
TORTURED BY TIME

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might smoke a lil weed :p

put on babestation on all them lol

brits are americans with funny accents

stop acting up

They can't, the system is set up to enslave people into jobs that aren't necessary, but pay better than jobs that are.

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DEJA VU

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ok

why cant we have like cotton face masks or something that we can wash

FOY

don't care, either suck it up and take a worse paying job that feels better to do or stop crying about free money to do nothing

How is Israel managing to swindle death itself? they only have 5 deaths for 2400 cases of rona

morning lad

shagged this 4 nights ago ama

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i'll always prefer this version :3

sucking a golfball, if you get my meaning

Whoa lads that’s a Washington DC area code, the FBI are asking me to call them

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heeb magic

a toast!

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looks like a morrowind character and i'm not exaggerating

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Brits are Americans but faggots

About the same as germany isn't it?

but their cases are rising so fast they havent had time to die yet

was it a good encounter overall

Fucking creature

Wore a ffp3 disposable respirator into office toil today. The look on their faces when they saw me. Priceless. No one would even make eye contact with me. Not even the boss.

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mad that some1 i know will die of the sniffles

did she do it up the arse? uckers?

Volunteered as a driver for the NHS lads. Hoping I'll get assigned to take some qt nurse home from work every night. She'll sob on my shoulder about all the boomers she's seen splutter their last breaths at work that day and I'll comfort her. She'll invite me in for coffee, and then I'll make her forget all about her troubles with my thick and aesthetic willy, and hold her until she falls asleep on my chest.

>nearly 200 cases in my area

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do yanks ever stop posting about themselves? such a boring, self-absorbed people

Ok fuckwit
Morning

no you didn't, and you won't
be quiet

have you helped out your vulnerable neighbours lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=9F5A8N2JDbc

righto

Fake news, Covid does not give you the shits

masks work by having open pores smaller than viruses, and washing a mash would inevitably open up the pores and render them useless against viruses and particles

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>tfw i live in the middle of nowhere so this entire happening will be boring for me
gayyyyy

God I want a roided out true blue Australian stallion to fuck my arse so badly lads. Is that too much to ask

it can if your lungs get built up fluid and has to flush it out

youtube.com/watch?v=jnnxXYo7MDw

it's up

Someone Jaypost this fool

good
been shitting my pants all day worrying about having the shanghai shivers

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>yanks

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might watch some netflix or summet
any good movies on there

surely there must be some way round this

Was it gay or just boredom?

isiah?

super 8 for the ' in you

nah

not a peed not interested never reply to me again you fucking freakazoid

>Someone Jaypost this fool

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Watching the undateables and thinking of you lads

interesting evolution of a classic gimmique

grow up

Sat doing nothing

get disney+ free trial and watch simpsons mate

'

imagine being one of the first people to taste a fizzy drink, humans had been drinking still drinks for thousands of years then suddenly you're like what the FUCK is this

>free 14 day trial to BFI player
Looks like kino's back on the menu boys

>shanghai shivers

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using materials that don't degrade as much from cleaning would result in little venting capability, so then breathing through the material would become extremely hard of even impossible. it's just very impractical.
also disposable masks give another advantage because viruses get stuck in them, so you don't want to take them off and put them back on again because doing that might get viruses from the outside of the mask to the inside of it

the english game series

Breath of fresh air this
you told me to ama and you havent answered anything cunt bollocks

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Yesterday I was so bored that I ate my neighbor's cock. And I'm not even a faggot.

So, i have an autistic neighbor; you know that there are two types of autists: the gifted and the retarded. Well, this one is retarded. I saw through the window that his parents were going to the store with the car so I said "time to attack". I climbed up the roof, jumped onto his terrace, sneaked into the living room where the aforementioned autistic man was with his finger stuck in his nose and looking at the ceiling, I pulled down his pants, then his underpants, which revealed a huge cock, I started to lick it, then I looked for vaseline in the bathroom but I couldn't find it, so I went to the kitchen for oil, I smeared it on his penis and I rode it until I came. I cleaned everything except the oil, which seemed impossible and then i returned home. I heard his parents scolding him for spilling the oil. I know he won't say anything because he can't. My ass hurts.

I am Japanese, i eat rice all day.

well done

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youtu.be/tbAYN9zKIJQ

Just a cough bro

Is it true the government is willing to cover 80% of janitors pay?

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if he wore a baseball cap hed look hard

you mean down syndrome and not actually autistic?

I am Japanese, i eat rice all day

doubt it, they're not made of money mate

No

>you will never date a humble and kind fat british girl

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A long time ago I was in London, my friends and I were working for the NHS. We were trying to get stock for the supermarkets by bribing corona preppers with toilet paper. But the Tesco household aisles were being raided by a boomer. So we went looking for some toilet rolls. But in six weeks, we never found a single pack. One day, I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a PLENTY kitchen maxi . The boomer had been throwing them away.

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wouldn't that occur naturally in beer

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wow rich people do rich people things
craycray!!!

hooting and howling

>good monson

oh... I don't think it would be too expensive

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yeah

screaming the roof off

reminds me of that movie Four Rooms

PORNHUB HAS MADE ITS PREMIUM CONTENT FREE OF CHARGE TO PROMOTE SELF-ISOLATION

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I want to volunteer for the NHS because it's a good thing to do but I don't have a car and I'm too autistic to man phones, would delivering things on foot be viable in London or would it be better to not take a role that someone with a car would do better?

I'm also volunteering at a food bank too because I can walk to it

you do know you can watch every single movie you want to watch for free?

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it's an interesting green text you post ironic fucking nigger

>in a fancy bedroom

Did the penny never drop with the mong that they dont want to bring this stuff to their home

ah yeah nevermind then

The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We will be stronger than ever before!

The first truly woke politician

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Hello, I am autistic. I can only communicate by writing. Yesterday, my neighbor was so bored that he ate my cock. And he's not even a faggot.

You know that there are two types of autists: the gifted and the retarded. Well, I'm retarded. My parents went shopping with the car; my neighbor must have seen them and said "time to attack". He climbed up the roof, jumped onto the terrace, snuck into the living room where I was with my finger stuck in my nose and looking up at the ceiling, he pulled down my pants, then the boxer shorts, which exposed my huge cock and then he started to lick it, then he looked for vaseline in the bathroom but couldn't find it, so he went to the kitchen for oil, smeared it on my penis and rode me until he came. He cleaned everything but the oil, it must have seemed impossible, and then he returned home. My parents yelled at me for spilling the oil; they screamed so much that he had to hear it. I won't say anything because I can't. His ass must hurt a lot.

From what I understand he's Japanese, he eats rice all day.

have you run the numbers? how much of a payout are we talking here?

*glasses her in her cunty face*

whore knew about savile

would love a scalp massage

wasn't funny

chocolate oranges are nice but sickly after a while

yes

no

my name is da-

sorry mate unironically just threw up, feel like shit but dont think its corona since i can breathe fine

what is even the difference between free and premium content

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hardly ever find myself agreeing with her quotes
at least I agree with her on the falklands

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Would fear a savile massage

Well according to my calculation it would cost government exactly £0.00 to subsidise janny at that rate

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meaw

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>i'm gonna fyoom
lol

wtf that cat has two heads

shut the fuck up you fool

surely those figures must be wrong?

jesus what a bunch of pseudo wisdom. What is the family but a society in miniature?

hat worthy

looks like Matt Hancock desu

this lockdown has made me grow bored of porn

Lee Mack allegedly caught Corona whilst SHAGGING Prince Charles

so we don't live in a society after all?

my mate applied out of the good will of his heart and he's just delivering shit from tescos.

literally doing unpaid work for tescos who are making mad coin out of it. couldn't make it up.

You're only allowed to have collections of individuals that fit into my political ideology!

growing a moustache for the q-tine

t. japanese that eats rice all day

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Government just approved free $1000 gibs

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todays rona numbers are up. like half of yesterday's.

pack it in fellas, we're going back to work.

Run them multiple times, they're correct

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last cornishman that died in captivity, 1973 colourised

good chance she was an actual sociopath

was margaret thatcher a gamer?

simply cannot stop eating crisps

people still need things tesco sell and tesco can't deliver to all of them now though, just a shit situation. volunteering for the NHS during this would do wonders for the ol' CV though.

is he driving?

>earn too much for gibs
ffs

Too early to see a trend

oh no more people caught the flu!!!!!!
grow up

what shall you be using your stimulus on

i miss him
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well well well well

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saw a couple of fat working class chicks loading up on cola at Aldi yesterday. Nice to see they have their priorities in order.

You reckon I could get a kebab shop to pick some alcohol up for me?

same trim

heard mild cases are just anything that don't require a ventilator, that's how un flu-like the whole scenario apparently is

Over 16,000 people have been arrested in Peru for ignoring compulsory social distancing measures announced in the country, President Martín Vizcarra has said.

Probably a new AR or a rising desk

>even the most autistic and socially awkward brits sound charismatic and charming compared to americans
IT'S NOT FAIR

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Is this game of thrones? Fuck it looks like direct to video garbage

even amateur paywall shit? do you need to sign up?

jimmy savile met every prime minister

>Saville's favourite restaurant: Flying Pizza

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just go to the offie you mug

ah well
everyone's got their strengths

mad how this is actually true
apart from the nasally dnd playing nerds