Is there a more pathetic "empire" than the Br*tish one? Anglos are subhumans

woah, sweden looked like THAT!?!?

Sweden and VASSALS except for France of course

Spain has zero claim to Charles V's empire, he was a pure Burgundian bvll

We conquered half of France when we were a nation of only about 1 million and France was the powerhouse of Europe. Not sure if that counts.

>all of these people thinking about us again
:^)

Not true. Almost everyone in America has English ancestry, people just choose to associate with their most recent immigrant ancestor.

>it only counts if the empire is in muh epic floofer Europe
this is the shit the brainlet napoleon thought which made all the euros collapse and stop ruling over literally the entire world because he thought if you're not big in soyrope it doesn't count

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>we

The army was English and Welsh. Even the kings spoke English by that point, they were only French by ancestry.

What about your Bvrgvndian allies eh?

>if you have allies you can no longer claim something as your achievement
Retard

my ancestors :)
loving the *nglish cope itt

belgian empire

largest contiguous land empire: mongols
largest empire: brits
most relevant culture: greco-roman
anybody else: irrelevant
fight me

THE COPE LFMAO

>bvrgvndian man with a large inheritance becomes king of spain
>we wuz carlos v empire and mierda!!

keep coping f a g

t. no argument diasporafag

i don't need an argument for some fr*nch faggola

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I'm not french, I'm Bvrgvndian

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Brits only managed to conquer lands where they had a technological advantage (america, australia, africa). Anytime they went up against someone with similar tech levels they skulked back to their incest island and only beat them via alliances. True empire builders battle foes of equal or superior power.

most of the british clay in africa are rich

>burgundian

literal subhuman

no one cares roach

Italian empire? No such thing

We've won nearly every European war we've ever fought in lmao.

Aren't Spain and France kinda getting cucked by their former colonies now?(at least populations) Even harder than Anglos?
Or not even close?

with alliances, even then there were instances you lost

is this the power of anglel delusion? pic related is (you)

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Unlike most of those in pic, it lasted

coolest empire: deutsches Reich v3.0

100 Year War was basically a civil war between Anjou & Orlean for the Crown of France. England was just another territory under the plantagenet which aport able men to die for the french nobles.

Conquering brown people is easy mode

See

You forgot the Portuguese empire lad.

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Imagine going to war without allies

coping

no

Yes

no

Yes

the perfidious albion can only fight literal third worlders. Otherwise they have no chance against europeans

desu Empires sizes don't really matter and I say this as an englishman, its their legacy which does.
This whole thread is in English, Liberalism dominates the globe, We live in industralised societies, and globalisation has a distinctly Anglo-Saxon vibe to it. Sure some of this can be attributed to the United States, but the US was able to do this because of the British Empire and its groundwork from 1815-1914. Truth is most european empires have been contientally confined and meaningless. The world has dominated by Anglo culture and has become Anglo-Saxon.

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The overwhelming majority of those territories were war spoils from victories against European rivals. It's kind of funny just how historically illiterate the history board is.

based, my russian brother

Name one European war where we played a major role which we lost. I'll wait.

Revolutionary war
>inb4 not yuropean!
yes it was you daft ignoramus

>his only example is when we lost to other brits
Not doing much for your case here.

supreme brainlet detected, and that wasn't the only example, you lost the first french revolution war too faggot

>supreme brainlet detected
How? The "revolutionaries" were fighting because their rights as Englishmen were under threat from a Norman nobility and German king.

>first french revolution war
Not my area of expertise, but weren't we the only nation not to sign peace with France at any point?

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