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Finding true love -edish

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who was your first ever wank over lads?

only 150 new cases? We run out of testing kits? Should be 10 times that

lol someone.. someone post the Prince Andrew joke again XD

pink power ranger

pensionerberg pulling the wool over the world's eyes with this hoax virus

some weird looking tattooed slag with bolt-on tits on babestation

Katie Price laying on her back naked on snow. I printed the image out and kept it in my pocket.

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Emily-14..

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an ad sheet for sex hotlines that had naked girls on it

they were british too

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chinks aint found a way to kill me yet
slanty eyes burn with stinging sweat
seems every path leads me to nowhere
mmmmmhmmm
wife and kids household pet
going to tesco was no safe bet
corona screams to me from somewhere
yeahhhh they've come to snuff the user
yeahhhh here comes the user yeeeahhh
YOU KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIE
NO NO NO
YOU KNOW HE AINT GONNA DIE

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some bird I saw in the Argos catalogue

>Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers
lol

Anybody knows the name of that novella about a statistician predicting murders and when they stop following his model he starts killing people to follow his predictions?

zoomer

the scan

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really
what kind of charts lad

In Rwanda, a man who went to a river, apparently to fish in defiance of a lockdown, has been eaten by a crocodile, a local official has told the BBC

anyone else still toiling?
toilberg says we're producing vital goods so we won't shut down

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for me, it's the tinner

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DHSC haven't announced yet, did Boris say that? Must be shit testing... was 1400 yday

yesterday it seemed like this pandemic would last at least a year
now the growing mood seems to be that things will be back to normal in a few weeks?

what happened

toil is never over for the creative class

yeah

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what a cunt

in all honesty you dont want the strain of alcoholics dying from withdrawals on the NHS

My cousin's knickers in her bedroom. She went to go get some food and left me up there. Big mistake. I coomed all over them and had to take them home with me so she didn't realise.

gf has been missing for 4 days now and the police have no fucking clue i dont know what to do

Can’t eememebr my first but when I was young I beat my pork sword to Veronica Zemanova a lot
Unironically how old are you

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America was the primary inspiration for Nazi Germany and deserves the same fate.

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people are realizing it isn't the plague that the media want it to be

assassinated by LBJ

the blue lagoon lol

150 is just Wales lad
they don't always update countries in one go

I'm still toiling because I work for the government and I'm an "essential service".

people realised it wasnt that bad

it's not that bad lmao... why people acting like he called her a cunt or something. He went back and apologised and gave her an easter egg the next day too.

Trump said it's retarded to shutdown work for a whole year and a lot of people agreed.

Lads I have unironically lost my sense my smell.

Like I can breathe in through my nose perfectly fine but I cant smell anything or taste anything. Tried spraying aftershave and I can breathe it in but I cant smell it. Partially makes sense why when I went out the other day the air smelt of vinegar.

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Same. We sell cheap garden shit.

I need alcohol to live

rachel from s club 7

did you do it?

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me too. everyone in my team knows it's bullshit that we're still in toil, but toilberg still makes us go in and has written us a bullshit letter to give to police if we get stopped while travelling to work

>Britain's 37yo deputy ambassador to Hungary has died of COVID
woah, grim... how did they let that happen?

extremely bent post

Iran is digging mass graves for a flu

dont care

this is /brit/, not /yank/ sweaty try to keep up hun xx

i hope it's not only a few weeks i was planning on having an incredibly comfy NEET year

Liquid cooling > Air cooling

Simple as.

That's another sign of covid mate.

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loss of smell/taste is a symptom of corona

he probably had aids or something

ah yes liquid and electronics
what could possibly go wrong?

UN
CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

really sorry to hear lad, hope she turns up soon x

t. virgazoidal FREAK

brits won't even know the difference with the shit they eat

gov will likely keep the lockdown active till june/july

based I know she's actually a whore

any st man in

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fish odour syndrome is fucking made up and he's been riding it all his life as an excuse

don't show me the NHS page for it i don't give a shit, i've worked with hundreds of people that smell like shit and nobody says anything

FUCKING THIS REEEE

He was obese.

you better be self isolating lad because that's a corona symptom

>'ve worked with hundreds of people that smell like shit and nobody says anything
that's because it'd be racist to do that :)

>american trying to talk shit about food

Trump's influence is world wide.

just lost my sense of taste, been wearing brown shoes on black pants whole day

Makes sense we sent him to hungary aha

Nah. We'll be out after Easter - Allah willing.

society is bent in marks favour and he's still a leech

licking a lipid shell

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you're going to be very well liked by the ladies (as long as you shower frequently)
imagine munching cunny and not minding their smell

jefferson was onto something, penguins dont live in the rain forest for a reason, less desirable races arent meant to live under the white mans laws, they arent capable of being civilised

better be self isolating lad or you'll get fined by the fashion police

>america bad!!!!

Govt has ordered 100,000 bodybags in preparation for a new Cheadle offensive

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get fucked, seriously.

Signed up to volunteer. Instant wave of regret as soon as I pressed submit. Hope they don't pick me

American food is plastic garbage but it still manages to be better than british food by a mile.

holy fucking grim

Reckon I am just gonna be one of those lads that have really mild symptoms its been like this for almost a week

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unironically hentai

liquid cooling is for simps
GIANT heat sinks and fans are for chads

calm before the storm, first the initial spread occurs, then a week or so later the vulnerable die but whilst that is happening the spread is going across the entire country, doing rounds wherever it goes. Next comes the next wave of deaths, the nationwide one. Happened in China, happening in Spain an happening in Italy. Next is the UK, the USA and maybe Germany. Then its South East Asia, South America, India and Africa's turn in no particular order

LOL

i will be one of the last standing men in the UK

>probably

Lungs are feeling heavy lads.
Was an honour posting with you.

all people are the same

go poz your rentberg

went out yesterday

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Saudis have sealed off Riyadh, Mecca and Medina because of a flu

>some people smell bad

no fucking shit i've been outside and interacted with strangers too you pathetic freak

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Imagine if people realised the government crashed the economy to Great Depression levels over nothing.

god what a depressing looking hovel

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Have you guys seen the french kino known as Blue is the Warmest Colour?

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whyd they fuck up the hosts?

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What an absolute faggot. I swear anyone who claims disability is always a cunt

yeah alright dave

growing mood among whom?

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I lost my sense of smell and taste for a week. Apparently I had it. Piece of piss

mental how i've never heard of zoom before all this and now even the entire country is being run on it

Men will be okay with living like this

(((they))) do this to bring down morale intentionally, don't (((they)))

there's a difference between smelling a bit bad because of poor hygiene and alienating everyone around you with the stench of decaying fish. Thick cunt.

the lesbian midget already quit

Is this your way of saying you’re on disability?

T. thinks hes seen it all but actually hasnt

Just coughed and sneezed.

Got to say, it was an honour posting with you lads.

Moscow has been locked down because of media pressure

what colour is your furniture lads?

>watched trailer
>some lesbian bs
why is french cinema like this?

White like my wife's son

wood colour

>oh no i'm so alienated
>time for bennies and drinking

we all have problems you unironic piece of shit, get over it and contribute.

*crickets*

powerful...

is doing more poos a sign of 'rona?

Nice one lad reckon I am the same, did you have any other symptoms, I've been a been feverish and sometimes get mild aches but overall its been a breeze

it's nouveau art either you're smart enough for it or you aren't

Moscow has been locked down because Putin wanted an excuse to stop all groups gathering.

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what's the opposite of a planespotter? i'm going to the airport specifically to stare at an empty runway.

>bint on the news whos upset she cant pay her rent on Universal Credit

>pans to her 3 bedroom house only she lives in and her collection of expensive shoes

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