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>priscillaposter

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how does the virus effect teeth?

That’s my next step if berg keeps setting me more stuff do than he normally would if I was in the office

me & the lads during quarantine

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nowt wrong with shagging 15 year olds as long as they keep quiet about it

this quarantine is curing my depression. atleast i don't have any fomo anymore

aye

Looks like NYC will have to be nuked. What a shame.

business idea: read up on dentistry and larp as a dentist on /brit/

stop giving it attention mate, must i remind you?
/brit/ not /soapopera/

Cute! Is she the one who killed herself?

youtube.com/watch?v=aZkqOC2O_Pg

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/brit/ is literally an interactive soap opera

the bonus neetbux are what's doing it for me tbf
reckon i'll be able to buy a car by the end of the year

looks like zoomers spoke too soon

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because of mongs like you mentioning all the attention seekers

who let the nonces out who who

just found a tenner in Cheadle

a guy in america did that, then they closed his office for a week, he got arrested after they found out he was lying

Gay nerd music

>no apparent underlying health conditions
well she was ugly
that's definitely a health condition

how is quarantine even real just go outside lol

I like the way they don't mention that she had spent a weekend at a festival a few weeks ago while everyone was saying not to go.

well yeah but there is literally not a single thing wrong about fucking a 16yo even if they don't keep quiet

Can almost guarantee that she was sticking all sorts of toxic substances into her body.

>interactive soap opera
woah............never thought about it like that..........

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>well yeah
you're done kid

vile little rodent

JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

numbers are updated lads

yanks at 60k cases now

@gchq
arrest this man

downloading comedy night lads
gonna tell them a joke or two i reckon
haha

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Luckily for you I've got the based department on speed dial

my dad's been on the poop station for like an hour and i need him to drive me to the shop to buy sweeties before it closes

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boob windows are the best kind of top for women

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>China invents a virus
>It kills millions of Yanks
Win-win

been measuring my temperature for the past few weeks
have had a fever last week and earlier this week
but it's cleared up now

is "the rich" codeword for chinks?

big shaq

Not into interracial but I'll admit a redhead and a black man look good together

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yanks will have overtaken Italy in about two days

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The rich didn't cause COVID-19. The Chinese police did by arresting doctors who wanted to warn everyone about it.

In Texas a week before we had any confirmed cases there were already people with all the symptoms showing up. I heard nurses telling people that they had all the symptoms but that did not mean it was coronavirus and since they had no outside contact they received no test. Its been a couple weeks now and just now things are starting to get bad for hospitals. It does not transmit that quickly at first because of the doubling. 2 to 4 to 6 to 8 is a lot slower than 600 to 1200 to 2400. The USA is now the epicenter of the pandemic, I doubt the UK will be so bad but don’t just brush it off like people here and other parts of the world were doing.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QhaRA_daYzs
>working from home
it never works for me tbf

unironically how are Indians in the UK?

imagine being an adult and not having a drivers license
pathetic

>french flag

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He didn't write the rich caused it.
Read it again.

>no conditions
bitch obviously on a lot of drugs

youtu.be/UUzRPULFlfI
youtu.be/UUzRPULFlfI

>Salvador is one of the most crime-ridden cities in the country. The number of homicides increased 418% from 2000 to 2010. From 1998 to 2008, the number of homicides of youths between the ages of 15 and 24 increased 435.1%. Gun violence in the state of Bahia more than doubled in the period from 2004 to 2014, and the city is in the top ten for gun violence of the 26 state capitals of Brazil. In 2014 the state of Bahia had the most murderers in the country. At the same time, Salvador has one of the lowest rates of suicide in the nation

many people have undiagnosed health conditions.

>New York 30,800 cases

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not enough you ask me

No. She's a christian fitness coach who fucked with a paki and sucked a black dude. No joke.

What /brit/ think of her porn videos ?

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a million
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-resident_Indian_and_person_of_Indian_origin

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unironically had to send mine off today after 7 years
6 month drunk whilst in charge ban

in the UK the corporate masters didn’t scrap the public transit system.

pretty sound as far as I know
hindus and sikhs and buddhists are all okay by me

any good british youtubers?

nowhere near as many deaths though. I didn't know Lombardy had such bad air quality. Old guys shouldn't live there, they should make it illegal.

this
I've had autism all of my life apparently, but I only found out when I was 23

but why

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usually well educated and have good jobs. dont do much crime as far as i know. cant remember a time where anyone has had an issue with them.
the people from across the border however...

They vote Tory hence they are the only good immigrants other than Jews.

no

can't stand you lot tbqh. butter chicken is dece tbf

New York and London are over.

Did I read that right?
You want more of us?

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depends what youre into

thought you were asking how MANY

>her
Send videos, please.

why does coke want to make you do a poo?

We'll need your help when it's time to clear out the pakis.

only 209 in my state and less than 10 in my county aha

i wonder if the average woman knows how much power they have over men
if they ever find out we're fucked

all the druggies are on the ropes

all the coke you smashed every weekend is gonna be your death sentence

It's an interesting contrast

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indian curries: very based
indian desserts: dog shit

speeds up the metabolism + sometimes cut with laxatives

brits, italians and americans are the only nations on earth can do nice desserts honestly

we have virtually no jews in this country though
It's weird because there's loads other european countries

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For me, it's chicken tikka phal with garlic rice, 5 poppadoms and a shami kebab.

tfw no personality

>significant underlying health issues

why are you reposting this prop article constantly?

got a couple of grams of md stockpiled
was waiting for a nightout but its been cancelled

japanese deserts look so good on youtube though.

become a gay so you can substitute your lack of personality with your sexual preference.

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absolutely loads of jews in salford

very based.
Indians don't know wtf desserts are desu.

42 posters and almost 100 posts
sad bunch

>we have virtually no jews in this country though
yes you bloody well do

IPSOS-MORI EXIT POLL BY RELIGION:

Anglican:
Conservative: 71.2%
Labour: 17.3%
Liberal Democrat: 9.6%
Brexit Party: 1.2%

Catholic:
Conservative: 37.7%
Labour: 49.4%.
Liberal Democrat: 10.1%
Brexit Party: 0.7%

Christian Other:
Conservative: 75.9%
Labour: 10.5%
Liberal Democrat: 3.9%
Brexit Party: 4.6%

Jewish:
Conservative: 79.1%
Labour: 3.7%
Liberal Democrat: 15.5%
Brexit Party: 0.4%

Islam:
Conservative: 3.8%
Labour: 88.2%
Liberal Democrat: 7.2%
Brexit Party: 0.1%

Hindu:
Conservative: 52.9%
Labour: 16.2%
Liberal Democrat: 32.7%
Brexit Party: 0.3%

Sikh:
Conservative: 47.2%
Labour: 28.8%
Liberal Democrat: 10.7%
Brexit Party: 8.3%

Atheist/Agnostic:
Conservative: 14.9%
Labour: 56.6%
Liberal Democrat: 25.4%
Brexit Party: 0.3%

Other:
Conservative: 34.3%
Labour: 43.9%
Liberal Democrat: 8.6%
Brexit Party: 0.7%

Nastassia-ponomarenko + julay /cow/ on google.
Enjoy /brit/

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gulab jamun, kheer, rasmalai, jalebi, literallu hundreds of different types of mithai

retard
It's the first time I've seen or posted it you fucking mongoloid

that can't be true but I honestly can't think of another country that does do good desserts
when I went to Germany they had good ice cream

>can't stand you lot
Why?

I literally am a Jew, lol. There are about 250,000 of us in the UK.

highest population density
highest level of public transport usage in the USA

>Sikh:
>Brexit Party: 8.3%
this is seriously based

not self confident enough for that kind of thing. i'm convinced people can see through it

love me some prime(early) verona

there's literally nothing wrong with grooming a 16 yo and waiting till she's 18 to shag her

Anyone know that video of the street preacher at the American university
He's holding a big flag and it's shooting stuff like spic and kike, some black guy baits him to say nigger and some white girl is like "don't you dare" before he screams it?

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ok so there's more than I thought but come on fucking canada has more

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all dog shit

I find the British Indian woman to be the biggest lying whore on earth. Crave white cock (a bonus) but fear their family more than anything on earth. The ones at Uni has 2 facebooks 2 instagrams, a finstagram on top of that secret snapchat accounts drank like fucking sailors (or at least attempted to) were totally retarded if a class required anything except rote memorisation and got fucked more times than even the slaggiest white girls. It's like there are two bodies in one person and both are lying scumbags. Stay in India this country makes your women total whores.

Reminder that clogwog is a muzzie

you can be straight and do that.
>”I’m a man! I like football and fucking and pickup trucks with nuts on em and im a rootin tootin cowboy”
its still pathetic but its probably the most normy thing so it should be easy.

Bhuna is the king of curries. Everything else is a joke.

me on the right

>no apparent underlying health issues

why is a few hundred old people dying from breathing too hard a national emergency again

>waiting
why the fuck would you do that? are you actually in germany or behind vpn?
nah, your post is bender cope

no they're not
be quiet

>Jewish:
>Liberal Democrat: 15.5%
I thought Jews were supposed to have high IQ.

ah hello rootless cosmopolitan cultural marxist globalist zionist

>christian fitness coach who fucked with a paki and sucked a black dude

Show me everything you have to prove this.

>>Islam:
>Conservative: 3.8%
>Labour: 88.2%

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>Atheist/Agnostic:
>Labour: 56.6%

>Islam:
>Labour: 88.2%

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It is purely an ethnic thing. They vote the opposite of the muslims, also the Brexit party fielded Sikh candidates.

nice. Can jewish God made marijuana oil that would normally last 2 days last 2 months?

He needs to be darker.

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Pro tip: use the quarantine to chat up women, they were more willing to talk to my ugly mug when they were stuck inside

Here my /brit/ friend.

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funny humour drunk pub

LOTS of doggos being walked outside

why are catholics voting for labour?

So many of those words are contradictions, lol. Send less time on Yas Forums.

That's what women are generally right? They try to LARP as a wall-flower in order to attract attention from both genders.

just seen that midget on the telly

ok stay how you are then, it’s honestly more admirable. But most normal people just conform to the standard of masculinity and live depressed lives.

youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0

meant for

so this is why the tranny left loves muslims so much

They don't believe in butchering the poor.
Also Corbyn is supports the IRA.

british youtubers are shit
aussies youtubers are based

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do we need any more proof that every single corbyn shill to spam /brit/ has been a 17 year old brown pakistani?

thai green curry though

Tradition and Irish immigration.

who hurt you x

what's a good score on imdb?