ARE YOU ALRIGHT COLGATE?

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What the hell mates is your healthcare kanker jongens?

276 closer to herd immunity

they dont report recovered cases
ALSO your flag is COLGATE bitch, the shade of blue is way closer to your flag.

Kek

I blame potheads

dutch, more like bitch

dude weed is medicine

LMAO the state of dutch prostitute trash

Herd immunity

They are going extinct, now it's 356 deaths..

>colgate
You mean Aquafresh?

What's your point? We're at the very start of the pandemic. By the time China actually started releasing numbers, whether you trust them or not, 60% of their concluded cases ended in death. Nowadays, for China it's closer to 5%.

Also keep in mind that our CFR will keep appearing relatively high because the government has given up on testing. If you have mild "flu-like" symptoms, you're just told to stay home. In other words: only the most serious cases are confirmed. Mild cases can recover without anyone ever knowing that it was COVID-19.

This is nothing new, we've known this since before COVID-19 exploded in Europe.

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Here are the stats for Germany
Get your shit together Niggerlands

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RIP NEGERLANDS

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How do I delete someone else's thread?

Hmmm, ah. Well...
Seems like this herd immunity strategy isn't as effective it it seemed.

post monki pics

where's your nothingburger now tranny

I thought Colgate was a spanish thing

We don't report the recovered, that's all.

dude, everything will be fine lmao
herd immunity 'n stuff you know, nature finds a way man

peace and love

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Cope

whoops, so even in Germoney it's ~5% ratio. Considering my flag and my body temp at 37,1'C, I just wanted to say that it was a real pleasure to know you lads, but I'm goining far far away and I must go there alone.

They don't all die... we just make sure the infected don't get 'discharged.' For a long time.

rip negerlands

...

good night friend

rofl, I just looked up what colgar means.
anyway colgate is a toothpaste brand more known in Europe. Aquafresh is probably anglo shit.

Based, I wish it was like that here too.

YORARIEN

>Dutch more like don't touch lmao kek

Toothpaste cope lmao

When are you coming back

I'm not, farewell my friends

F

These dutchie fucks are lying, they have atleast 1500 infected, 500 deaths and 100 recovery, any posts that try to refute this is pure cope.

Should have washed your hands.

>herd immunity

kek

based luxembro

Reminder BORDER IS CLOSED, JOOP

NO YOU CAN'T ENTER IF YOU ARE DUTCH, 4000 EUROS FINE FOR THOSE WHO TRY

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Underrated post

godspeed friendo

*drives around over the small patch of grass*
heh... nothing personal... *coof*

Toothpaste cope

Link to website?

Are you Shahar’s friend?

we don't report recovered cases either

means: those numbers are made up

kek

Sauce?
Those aren't the stats I can see on other websites

Police are nearby actively hunting for trespassers, fine is 4000 (four thousand) euros.
Which is good as someone must pay my NEETbux in these troubled times, preferably foreigners.

if you kill he infected, the virus cannot spread, i hope they enforce utilitarian policies soon

>4000 (four thousand)
whats the point of ()

That's not going to stop us from paying €1 less for a full tank of gas sorry not sorry

>they have atleast 1500 infected, 500 deaths and 100 recovery

We just don't register recovered.

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>washed-out netherlands flag

>99%
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH OOOH MYY GOOOOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!1!!

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>one p*lack less
Good.

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oh its beginging for herd idiots hahaha

you don't think that's a bit excessive
my first thought would be, must be a typo, 400 euros is already excessive for a fine

same for the French border btw, also if you are in a crowd in public or invite a crowd of friends at your home, police will also fine you 4000 euros

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