1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. Are you a schizoid?

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Yes.

i am väsynyt

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yes

thank God no

ive never been diagnosed and I feel happy most of the time so no

Yes
No

>Dude différent behaviour is an illness lmao

Sounds like a meme disorder desu

I can assure you it's not a meme disorder

Great!!! Another Personality is illness!!!
If someone do and think unlike normal person, It is illness!!! Yeah~!!! We should control the thought of people.

You're right about that, for anyone out of normal behaviour is considered a mental illness.
For example, I have sex with 15 year old girls frequently but those society people keep saying I'm mentally ill.
Jesus they have never had sex with tight pussies before?

75%

Yes, you’re right. You also have a mental illness.

First 4 check out.
Lasts 3 don't if you count family members as trustable people.

according to this yes
but im not

Yes

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yes

You have to actually be affected in your day to day life to be diagnosed. Just because you have some symptoms or something similar doesn't actually mean anything.

7/7
it's quite hard to live here and not develop some kind of mental disorder

I met a guy on a dating site who was unironically schizoid. Trust me, it's real and schizoids are fucked in the head.

I am not a psychiatrist, but I feel like the personality disorders in the DSM are categorized in such a way that you could diagnose any intense feelings of sadness, fear, anger aversion or over-reliance on relationships and indifference as BPD, schizoid, anti-social, etc. which is why I think a lot of doctors now avoid using them outside of extreme circumstances.

Does anyone here actually believe in psychology?
Is anyone here that much of a light-switch brain?

you could word that post like a non-bitch too

7 out of 7, absolutely yes

what was wrong with him?

>Has no close relationships
Yes, although not out of choice
>Is consistently alone
Yes
>Has no interest in sex
No
>Emotionally flat
Yes
>Rarely feels happiness
Yes
>Has nobody they can trust
Yes
>Appears indifferent to being praised
Yes

OP picture makes me doubt, but wikipedia definitions seem to fit perfectly. It doesn't really matter since I'm never getting diagnosed anyway.

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It’s not even really a disorder, it is a neurovariety. Some of our animal ancestors were solitary and the trait never fully died.

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6/7 are true to me, so probably

And you can suck my cock, faggot.

>let me just draw retarded simplified guides to a psychological illness, not even bothering to properly read and represent the entry
Why do women do this?

this is 100% me

how far are you from jumping in front of a train, tranny?

Because they are natural hypochondriacs and attention whores.

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yes :(

One day you are gonna get caught Singapedo.

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No, because I NEED SEX and LOVE praise. Meet all the other criteria though.

>Very paranoid
>Hated talking on cam
>Convinced that most things taught in schools, universities etc. is propaganda and mind control (including math)
>Diaper fetish
>Admitted to be in psychiatric treatment for sexual thoughts about kids
>Apparently had no interest in normal sex
>Tried to commit suicide twice
>Literally had no feelings for other people, was like a robot
>Was afraid of using certain websites including Yas Forums
>Had a weird plan about becoming famous off writing some weird book series
I tried to befriend him but things quickly got very weird

sometimes lmao

is it a good time to have a schizoid girlfriend?

How or why was such a person on a dating site anyway?

that pic is absolutely NOT what schizoids are like, if you meet an actual schizoid i recommend running away and avoiding any interaction.

>must have 4 or more issues
Hmm well..

1. I don’t like sex
2. Few close friends
3. Likes being alone
4. Doesn’t like being praised

I suppose I am

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only in the west where "not behaving according to the expected norms" is a mental illness
asians don't even acknowledge a lot of the shit in the DSM like autism and schizoid personalities

Literally me

dunno

why would your singular anecdote prove that schizoids are fucked in the head? are you retarded?

I exhibit every tendency apart from the first one, never asked a psychologist though.

>first
I might be retarded. I meant the 5th one

schizoids are fucked in the head retard, if you are a schizoid you need to be institutionalised before you become like that celestial gf schizo poster

im a schizoid(probably) and i wish i was fucking dead, not institutionalized. We don't deserve to suffer through life.

I would love to have close and fulfilling relationships though, I just don't think it's possible though. Most women I interact with are simps and the ones who have something in their head are boring/insufferable.

Schizoid PD is not the same thing as Schizophrenia

Jeez I wonder who could be behind this made up illness.

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Imagine not liking sex. It's life on easy mode.

Excelent time.

That is how the trait survives. Schizoid males almost never breed, but females are highly desirable.

i know but he was a schizoid that fucked his brain up by doing meth or bath salts or someshit and became schizo

>if 4 or more
> you are schizoid
What? Aren't they just elements of introvert behavior? Yes btw.

>schizoid that fucked his brain up by doing meth or bath salts or someshit
Now it is a lot more understandable.
If he was an unironic Schizoid he shouldn't even do weed

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