/brit/: Royal Air Force Edition

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Hello literal paki

FUCK SPOONS
FUCK TIM MARTIN

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>Bernadotte
>Bonaparte
>Bourbon
>Capet
>House of Habsburg
>House of Hannover
>Hohenzollern
>Normandy
>Orange-Nassau
>Oldenburg
>Plantagenet
>Romanov
>Rurik
>Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg
>Savoy
>Stuart
>Tudor
>Valois
>Saxe-Coburg Gotha

Who's the best?

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hip hop suck my cock, average wank senpai wot wot wot

It goes cock-slot, sloshpot, average wank

I shat my pants at the taxi rank

Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan

Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

it's a fucking pub job
if you were relying on that as your main source of income to simply survive with, you were being silly

Hannover. Victoria is my only Queen.

Cromwell

Hang every last one of them.

"Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely White People in the World is proportionably very small. All Greece is black or tawny. Montenegro chiefly tawny. Macedonia (exclusive of the Albanians) wholly so. And in the Balkans, the Bulgarians, Romanians, Bosniaks, Croatians and Slovenians, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Serbians also, the Kosovars only excepted, who with the Albanians, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth."

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Just sent a funny picture in the #pics channel on the /brit/ discord.

Everyone go look at it!

If the Queen dies, then Charles, then William, then his kids does Andrew become king?

PAINFUL blow! Her dreams DASHED! She can’t compete in Olympic horse riding now!

You people are ruled by this hahahahahahahaha

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Puerto Rico is not a state. Most of our medicine is produced there. It was devastated by a hurricane recently and has still not fully recovered. Americans generally don’t think about it and people that live there have less rights, that’s not going to change any time soon because America is run by racist cunts.

lads

cant stop coofing today

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Not an incel but I would call myself an incelophile.

god why are they all so ugly

they dont rule anything. do you even know what a constitutional monarchy is you dumb fucking yank retard

>America is run by racist cunts
lol I fucking wish

Yeah but the rest of the family probably would force him to skip. They're at the mercy of the press just like the govt is.
Unless however Andrew actually goes full Ruler and doesn't care.

Embarrassingly cringe, take a day off leftypol

Did you know the Royal Australian Air Force is the second oldest air force in the world, just after the RAF.

How do I have a dual monitor set up if my PC only has 1 HDMI port?

oooo struck a nerve

Shut UP subject hahahahahahaha

>Here let me provide you my labour for payment
>Ok sounds good
>I'm no longer going to provide my labour
>Ok then I'm not going to pay you
>WTF

Depends, what’s the criteria

you were ruled by an african for 8 years

So no one should work at a pub then? If its not paying someone a living wage the job should not exist. That kind of exploitation should not be accepted.

GOOD post

fuck tarqoids

seems legit

google broke again?

Shut the fuck up you worthless Chicano piece of shit

>noo this seemingly healthy person died from the coronavirus
if someone who is seemingly healthy manages to die or get pretty sick from coronavirus, they were simply not as healthy as they thought

no we weren't

just realised i earn 15 euros extra per day thanks to based corona

you are dumb as rocks though

it says british citizen in our passports

get a better gpu

youtube.com/watch?v=wWuXPALOzCI

yes you were

>one of our royals tests positive
>entire site is talking about it
?

praying you'll be dead from corona in a week you morbidly obese fuck.

no

if i got coronavirus i simply would choose not to die from it

You have to be genuinely braindead to think at this point in time America is ran by ""racists"" you thick fucking brown piece of shit

Fourth pressing? Yeah, like that's gonna be a party in your mouth

hussein obama was never my president

youtu.be/g-GYqakwHdg
This is all I know about Puerto Rico. I find it incredibly funny that you tax an island without giving them representation. Hah.

My slim blue eyed blonde sixth former neighbour is out in her garden in a tiny bikini doing stretches and exercises. Cor....

yes he was

>So no one should work at a pub then?
no that's not what I'm saying
it's a casual job that people in their late teens and young 20s should be doing
those people should either be at university or living with their parents

>harry and megan get married
>biggest tv event of the decade
?

I’m white as fuck and I think white people are lower than dogshit because all humans are.

they don't deserve representation. they literally voted against having representation

Need a big and proud norfern mummy gf to stuff me like a pig.

You’re so mad hahahahahahaha

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yet Yas Forums will tell you we're "irrelevant"

also one look at our president proves that you are objectively stupid.

>sixth form
Too old

>I’m white as fuck and I think white people are lower than dogshit because all humans are.

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In America when an elite is a pedophile we toss him in prison and then suicide him

In the UK when one of your royals is a pedophile you give him a slap on the wrist

you're a self hating fag but honestly agree with the most people are worthless part tbf

you'll be dead soon. LOL

should've taken more jogs you fat fructose syrup slurping slab of lard.

this. wikileaks showed america literally promotes white guilt and diversity bullshit in eastern europe

For as long as i can remember me and few friends met at the pub on the weekend for a couple of drinks. Obviously couldn't do it this weekend so we did it from home via a video call. Drank more than usual and things got silly but still had a great time

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Reading mason and dixon
Lots of it is going over my head but also finding it mildly interesting and entertaining

Not really much point in "guaranteeing" wages.
No difference in paying a business to pay their workers than just giving social welfare. In fact social welfare just takes out the middle man and reduces the risk of abuse from opportunists.
Tbf once you go past food and energy, maybe a little healthcare the majority of jobs are superfluous.

Then you get rid of a lot of jobs that create economic growth which the employer wants done and the employee wants to do but government is interfering. Seems like government interference in private contracts desu.

you are an evil tarquin cunt
you want the working class genocided

Is there any proof Andrew is actually a paedo? As far as I'm aware the only allegation comes from a woman who admits she was 16 or 17 at the time. That's legal, bucko.

>also one look at our president proves that you are objectively stupid.

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in an ideal world that would work fine and everyone would get paid fairly for their labor but that is not the reality of the situation. People need money to survive and many people have no other option but that type of job. You think their job is less valuable because it doesnt require education or a skillset? Stupid, worthless cunt.

wish I was in a pub getting ratarsed right now

Lads
Thoughts on railway signallers?

Lads
Thoughts on railway signallers?

why is he in his kitchen

>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SEVENTEENERINO YEAR OLD!!!!
Why are yanks such prudes?

don't reply to danekike please

he was just at a pizza express pal

Seethe on little subject

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What's the signal for virgin freak?

Anyone see this?

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21 year old dead

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how do isps keep their Internet up lads?

do they need someone constantly tapping away at a keyboard or is it all essentially hardware?
my Internet is down now and im wondering if it has to do with covid-19

unironically pretty hot

The missus was so excited to see I got home safely today. She cooked pasta for me (she hates pasta and didn't eat), then she baked chocolate chip cookies. She said that she won't go to bed without me. I'm on the couch reading a novel and she is asleep between my legs, refusing to leave me. Love her.

On another note, I never have and never will sail on a cruise ship.

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imagine being a londoner during these times, cramped in your 17 person slumlord flatshare, afraid to touch anything in the shared kitchen

lmao utter fucking state

Best:
>Bonaparte

Slightly less:
>Plantagenet
>Capet
>Hapsburg
>Romanov
>Normandy


Decent:
>all the rest

Shit and/or failures:
>Stuart
>Hohenzollern
>Tudor

Literal who:
>Savoy
>Oldenburg

wheeze on you fat cunt

>the daily mail

Live in the country lad. Lots around here doing secret lock-ins for their regulars.

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>People need money to survive and many people have no other option but that type of job
piss off
there's plenty of other options
>You think their job is less valuable because it doesnt require education or a skillset?
where the fuck did I say this you chucklefuck?

Prince Charles got the Corona.
How come it is all these rich people getting it?

>the daily mail

like anyone else, I don't think or care about them.

It'll be something to do with tax I suspect. Also an incentive for people to continue identifying with their employer and for them to be retained after the pandemic with minimum disruption.

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Yeah
but several things jump out at me, the main being
>the daily mail

Take back your flag from /rub/ pls

somerset you vile odious scroteworm

Economic growth is bullshit. The rich get richer, nothing gets better for the working class.

he was suicided by his other pedophile friends (the entirety of hollywood) so he wouldn’t divulgate their name you aboslute cretin

>You think their job is less valuable because it doesnt require education or a skillset?
yeah, anyone could do it. you could probably train a monkey to do it lol

nassim taleb going after dominic cummings in the guardian lads

Have any rich Jews gotten it yet? Reckon they’re poisoning the wells

nonsense

nonsense

The only outlets reporting this are the DM, Sun, Metro.
Not one for >Daily Mail normally but come on. If it was knocking off healthy young people there'd be more instances of it by now. She had some undiagnosed condition.

>dinner
northern scum

twaddle

The job is less valuable because almost anyone can do it and is willing to do it to a fairly low salary. If people want to earn more they should make themselves more valuable by learning skills that are in demand.

Peak boomer rock here, love it
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Socialites

Charles

Socialites

med excellence

what is /brit/ eating?

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They’re free to be slaves and choose a master. None of them will give them any opportunity or anything but the bare minimum. Believing what you’re saying is like believing the land of opportunity bullshit about my country.

Lol pretty sure a Pub Manager probably gets paid more than a Teacher

That’s not boomer rock

Boomers would have been 30-40 when that came out

Lol pretty sure a Pub Manager probably gets paid more than a Teacher

holy based

manny mentioned

Nah prince Charles isn’t Jewish

>"no pre-existing conditions"
clearly she mustn't have been too healthy then
must've had a weak immune system or some underlying undiagnosed problem
>inb4 "cope"
so?
I'm just approaching the issue logically

This is so epically British, I'll print this out and hang it up next to my Dr. Who and Yorkshire
Tea posters. What a bunch of cockwombles.

>covid

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then you do it

think they're on a similar subsistence level 2bh

Big boy breakfast mentioned
youtube.com/watch?v=Lsr9EguDR-c

thought pubs were all struggling

Plenty of poor people have it and don't know it. Look at the black James Bond. Bloke shouldn't've been tested

Yes he is

>>Tudor
>Failure
Literally created a centralised state out of the chaotic mess that was the War of the Roses, clamped down on the power of overmighty aristocracy, established English sovereignty by leaving the control of the Papacy, took full control of the treasury

I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE

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ah right I see, it appears I'm talking with a mentalcase who's stuck reciting ideological dogma rather than actually having a discussion

is he going to make it?

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Me, an unemployed teenager with free Saturdays: I’ll deliver estate agent leaflets for a few hours and earn a bit of money, albeit less than the minimum wage.

The estate agent: we’ll give this lad some money to deliver our leaflets in case we get a lead.

I’m happy, the estate agent is happy, utility across the economy has grown. What right does the government have to stop us doing that?

slave mentality

yea well should've worked harder at school

a lot of young people in the UK are gonna die due to the cocaine abuse that is rampant in this country. trust me

2 rounds of bloro for me

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didn't know they had marlboro in shitaly

They also isolated England and took the reigns and drove England into its weakest, smallest, and poorest period

i did when i was at uni

I hope not

why would anyone trust you?

Young healthy people can die from the Corona. They just have a much lower chance of doing so compared to old people. But a 1 in a 1000 case is to be expected. That's just math. The virus does not affect everyone in the same manner.

Be funny if this Joe Wicks mockney cunt got Covid-19 and died.
Annoying cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=fsccjsW8bSY

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Doctor, over the phone has just prescribed me lithium. Told him to repeat himself as I was under the impression lithium is absolute strong stuff for actual crazies.

Probably similar levels of difficulty desu.

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You’re defending companies paying people at unfair wages because they could theoretically choose something else. I know I’m an idiot we’re standing at eye level.

are you serious

im not a yank for a start

youtu.be/AJRMEmvMB24

lads

did not know that
pretty impressive wouldnt thought it would be the fr*gs or g*rmans or someone

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/25/uk-coronavirus-policy-scientific-dominic-cummings

NNT loves doing work with Yaneer Bar-Yam. Maybe adding a Jewish name lends credibility to his trollop

whacking the williad :)
jerking my fuckin cock >:(

line out the door for the one pub open in cheadle. people coming from bramhall

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t. chink-tier automaton

youtube.com/watch?v=sJGs_pvYow8

When a dog has only one master he will was his tail to greet him even as he is beaten.

>You’re defending companies paying people at unfair wages because they could theoretically choose something else.
no I'm not lol

off to the shop in a bit

going to get milk

the only trustworthy posters in this thread are flying the stars and stripes

He misspoke he prescribed cyanide to be administered orally.

>math
s

>Coronavirus: Briton, 21, with no pre-existing health conditions dies after contracting COVID-19

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-briton-21-with-no-existing-health-conditions-dies-after-contracting-covid-19-11963451

Umm, lads...

Without Elizabeth I there would have been no British Empire

>Note: I can't drive.
Poof

see

Thank you

probably a vegan

hot take: capitalism isn't the problem, outsourcing/deindustrialization/globalism is

dwommy cummings truly on the ropes, MOGGED the the MED BVLL

school is also bullshit. The wealthy are born into it, do good in school and work yourself like a dog for the opportunity to be a house slave. Its the same retardation.

anyone seen monica lads? I'm getting quite worried about her, I hope she's alright

Slaves accept their lot in life. To escape that you need to take charge of your own earning potential. It’s no different to a business improving itself so it can get customers. You need to be someone other people are prepared to pay lots of money to and you do that by outcompeting the others. It’s the people who deny that who have a slave mentality.

ruh rohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get OUT of the way of the COVID-19 bus on it's way to the pension house

that is capitalism too you communist fuck

Taleb is a pseud fraud with the attitude of a Yas Forums virgin, which is why it's infuriating that he's right so often

civilization and agriculture is the problem. we need to tear it all down and go back to hunter gathering

Struggling with this post desu

Was actually surprised. Wonder what's it's like to be on it, I've heard is absolutely knocks you out.

They didn't give a fuck about Cummings until they were able to utilise him as a convenient bogeyman.
Now they blame him for everything they don't like.

selfish cunt
not surprising for your kind though

>You have to be genuinely braindead to think at this point in time America is ran by ""racists""
>you thick fucking brown piece of shit

Journalism in the modern day is copy+pasting Facebook posts as fact. Lol.

>so-called virus

not him but yeah, that’s how it works

Business idea: Control of an economic firm based on ownership of its capital

>noo the wealthy are evil and I'm just a lazy commie who's trying to seem intelligent by pointing out the obvious!! nooo I just want free money to sit around the house all day!! noooo money is stupid you can't just keep perpetuating this idea!!

get a grip

and how would you feel if you did it while not at UNI and that was it for your life with no prospects of advancement?

know a lad who's gf is 36 weeks pregnant and he though going from a warehouse grunt to working in a pub was a good idea
well now he's jobless

Asians here like to jump on the train of blaming evil white men for everything but when you call it “China virus” they start fucking fuming because you’re blaming them for something hahahahaha

i'd pay to see the denizens of /brit/ living in a hunter gatherer society. you know you can't go foraging for greggs or a takeaway right?

yes that's what I posted

HIS name is AMER you fucking BASTARD!

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

ya she just delivered the coleslaw i ordered from the paki shop by hand

Mental how many supposedly fully grown adults immediately regress into being gable goble children the moment they get an excuse to stay home for a few days. . . for whom doth thine manchild bell toll now?

t.

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Our first mistake was leaving the trees

The "evil advisor" trope is incredibly strong

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE EDUCATED JOBERINOOOSSD

he's right though kek

farts have been VERY eggy recently
never had farts this eggy

>trope
it's not

just watched the opening to a tv show called “doctors” and over half the people it shows are black

HER NAME IS MONICA YOU FUCKING FREAK, YOU WILL RESPECT HER

mongoloid