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>does knowing for certain that it's an act raise or lower your opinion of her?
raise, because being selfish and looking out for your own interests above all else is based

one of the most disgusting things I ever had in america

>alright dave

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does she?
didn't know that

that’s what happens when you have no friends.

There’s only one spot on this map where 3 districts overlap, but I’m not telling where

dizzy free (3) *slides up west side gang sign*

yeah I think it's gross too

You can make a deep dish pizza at home!

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nah you're a mentally ill virgin freak
go outside and get some sunlight

youtu.be/dWo8dCaGZdM

Daves reaching boiling point
Meltdown imminent

society has liderally collapsed

Time for my daily lunch-time wank. I'm going to miss this when the virus stuff ends.

that’s a goo’ lookin’ za

dice the chicken

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….lol

dont listen to any moron telling you to get sunlight. just take some vitamin d supplement.

i am udderly depressed

>when it ends
I have good news, and bad news

They've really been driving home what insufferable cunts they are.
>c-come do a work out with me
>c-come listen to my opinions
>waaaaah pret is shut

Pan hot. Sear the chicken

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Do tell

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I don't remember subscribing to Cooking with Cody fuck off

Start your bacon and cut the heat on the chicken once it has some colour

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>pills
nah
not the same
you need the physical thing of being in the sun
it's energising

twitter.com/DWindass10/status/1242791865776254977

>Dave

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Hello, I’m Rorke and I’m REALLY fucking mad.
WHAT? Calm down? Learn about things and exit the Yas Forums echo chamber? NO. ME RORKE. ME MAD. STOP TELLING ME NOT TO BE MAD. ME MAD.
also fffffRRRRIIICK OFF LEFTYPOOOOLLLLLLL

border between 3 and 4

dave?

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Is it me or has the news entered full wartime propaganda mode? They just won't shut up about the virus.

Add your sauce

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Any District 2 man in???

>You don’t know anyone with it
I know two people with it

>DAVE!!!!!

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fuck that, fuck the sun. I try to only go outside when it is dark. I respect the sun but it is unpleasant to be in its presence.

what other news is there

Shred the chicken and add some salt. Chop the bacon and save the grease for later.

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There's literally nothing else happening in the world because everywhere has been locked down. What else do you expect them to talk about?

Do the Deanos, Smithys, Gavs, Chinese Alans and all other lads out there

FM20 is free to play for this week (:

Yeah

Another day of vidyatoil
fucking raging

Let's just say lunchtime wanks are on the menu for the foreseeable

it literally shut down all of society

The virus news is kind of boring at this stage tbf.

Cook rice in the chicken broth from earlier

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FUCK OFF JUNKIE

Why are so many Rorkes fat and ugly

Toilberg confining me to my room
Want to work outside but the WiFi doesn't get a signal :\

Hello GCHQ,yes I am home and not at an underground pub

3 weeks of this shit. It's insane.

Start whisking your eggs

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For once the yank isn't obnoxious, just autistic

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lad currently talking to a rich Belgium girl

What are Belgium girls like?

What kind of things do they like?

Had a long, informative post written up replying to a lad, then I saw there was a new and deleted it

its gonna last at least two months. The few weeks is just to see how the world stands then.

soak pie crust in the whisked eggs, then place in pan

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>Is It JuSt Me Or...
Yeah mate its just you, the football's on and we're having a party at mine

that whisk

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Ok this is actually based thank you

Hey, dat’s a pretty goo lookin zza, but nobody make-ah da zza like me Grandmama Tony, capisce?

shaved my head in protest, wish I didn't

don’t reply to it

Love pointing out basic brainlet-tier fallacies and inconsistencies in Rorke’s posts and just watching him EXPLODE for the next hour

I thought you were making deep dish pizza...

The Amazon haul

1kg peanut butter x3
100kg rice
12x cans of tuna
12x cans of chopped tomatos
12x pot noodle bombay badboy
10x chocolate protein shake
12x Miso soup
4x Pea milk
6x Fibre crisp-bread
7x Oat satchets
12x Protein flapjacks

Went out to get Nik Naks lads

they like toast with cream cheese, earrings with ducks on them, and rocks with the color of the sky.

prepare your meat filling

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It's going to last a lot longer.

what was the chicken for

h-hi

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Don't like where this yank is taking things

Feels too much like /ck/ for my liking

dave

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Watching Recess on my 7 day free trial of Disney+

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it's part of the meat filling, but needs to be cooked on its own first (for safety)
it all comes together, I promise
chop the meat and add an egg for moisture

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:)

Got sent home from work today

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Reporting on it yes, but at least we can maybe do somethings if they just open places up again.

Always liked these pretty flowered storefronts

Saw the prettiest one I’ll ever see in London but can’t remember where I was, probably southwark

honestly kinda sad but good for you!

>5:07AM
???

lmao just saw a bunch of people in a park outside my house get chased off by coppers

what is this...?????!!???! the fukkkin

the fuckking

cooking channel???"??"?"???"""????"""?!??!!!!??!?!

ring ring pussy it's lockdown

Niggardly sucking a golf ball

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I'm putting a lot of faith in you that this comes out as a deep dish pizza but... rice... sardines?

Hey continue

>it all comes together, I promise
lying whore

Based
been toiling from home this week (sending out a few e-mails a day)

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/ck/ is low key one of the funniest boards desu

janny do your fucking job you wasteman

Why would they open up places if the virus is still spreading

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You used too much oil in your potatoes.
Not enough oil for your egg.
You flipped your egg too early.
Your egg is undercooked.
You're eating this with ketchup,
You have no bread, toast, bun, roll, etc.
You have no drink.
No fruit.
No meat.
No napkin.
You're eating breakfast for dinner.
Your plate is too large for your meal.
You're watching a movie instead of enjoying your meal.

Fucking hell, get your shit together, mate.

2/10

based retard

hate /ck/ worthless board should be renamed /fast food/