/brit/

Enjoying a quiet bottle

what

but anglos aren't circumcised. except yanks but they don't count

she killed herself

alri miss southern
any kids yet?

AYAYA

How many UK anons had breakfast today?

USA is absolutely fucked
Trump being in charge of this is a catastrophe
Even during a fucking pandemic he makes it all about him

26 million people with no health coverage
Already asking other countries for help supplying basic medical items because everything has been outsourced

Louisiana is suffering a major outbreak - they had mardi gras in New Orleans at the end of February

oh no not our poor thotorinos!!!

the blood is on Boris' hands

I tried going to the local pullup and dip bars at LITERALLY 11PM in nearly PITCH BLACK FUCKING DARKNESS and there was STILL a thotty bitch there playing shitty rap music and taking instagram pictures underneath the ONLY pullup bar.

I hovered awkwardly for a couple of minutes and she did precisely one half rep chin up before giving me a nervous look and going back to her phone. I left before she called the police. When will this madness end?

Could do 7 maccas hamburgers for less than 30 bucks but it just feels wrong

the 6.8 with the cute ears and the cute giggle just texted me to say shes got corona and so i need to do 14 day isolation now

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wow death is preferable to staying indoors for normoids, insane

really hoping this signaller autist doesn't blog every bloody step of his new job

nigga they used to be a dollar each, and that's what they're worth

mad how people are spiralling into a deep depression and killing themselves at the mere thought of having to endure my lifestyle (albeit more lavishly) for only a couple months
very much puts things into perspective and I’m not quite sure what to make of it

The future is a multipolar world with EU Federation and China at the helm. USA and Russia are secondary powers, remnants of the 20th century

dire gimmique

not sure why i laughed so hard at this

omgomgomg fuck drumpf!!!

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so there's only 500,000 cases out of 7 billion worldwide ? seems a tad early for drastic measures. this is going to go on for 500 years years before everyone has had it

shoulda gone up and said 'are you using this?', she'd probably clear off and she knows she isn't

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads

>*cough* oh no, you said orange man bad *cough cough* fucking lib *dies*

POGGERS

get to the point

did anyone try replying to that government text message

based retard

did anyone try replying to that government text message

getting a bit nostalgic and listening to rage against the machine

grim

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really hope he does

explain it or you're also a retard

looks like chinky flu has peaked and is beginning to wind down now tbf lads
the economy will still be fucked for a while though

we're on the very start of the curve

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whats wrong with normals

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads

>starved of attention for 10 minutes
>haha suicide time

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads.

uganda be kidding me

alri lads, who wants brunch?

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it's barely even begun lad

While everyone's out for their walk, I'm gonna say it. FUCK N-

While everyone's out for their walk, I'm gonna say it. FUCK N-

ye replied 'fuck off' but it failed to send :(

doin a walk

this is actually grim
fuck off

Going on my govt mandated daily walk ration lads

why is everyone writing the same post im scared

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sorry i'm vegan x

is constantly farting and burping a symptom of 'rona?

While everyone's out for their walk, I'm gonna say it. FUCK N-

fuck off
just grim

what's that symbol?
looks like a magnet

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3.52 billion people under lockdown

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post nice images

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So if you get the coronavirus and just think you have the cold and get over it, how do you even know you had it if you cant get tested?

Might walk to tescos and stock up, almost out of loo roll

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emojipedia.org/upside-down-face/

we're further in than that m8. it's been fookin ages

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>just victims of the in house drive by, they say jump you say how high
who is this howhi?

>just victims of the in house drive by, they say jump you say how high
who is this howhi?

they want to develop antibody test to find out who already had it (so they can be sent back down the toilmines)

massage your bum in the shower

Where does DM find this shit every fucking time.

Where does DM find this shit every fucking time.

If we did nothing, the UK epidemic wouldn't peak until the end of June, when you'd have 13500 people dying every day according to Imperial College.

i feel for her. im on the verge of losing my sanity

had a dream it was April fools and /brit/ had likes and emojis again

had a dream it was April fools and /brit/ had likes and emojis again

retard

are we even going to have april fool's this year? what about easter?

got all symptoms except the cough

got all symptoms except the cough

Did the man post the same message from his computer and phone at the same time?

this was me and this wasn't
it's a bot or a bug

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Where does DM find this shit every fucking time

got this stuck in my head
youtube.com/watch?v=RLlp7aD8cZg

how long does it take to get 7 billion people infected so they have anti bodies though. thats how long this will take

you fucking little IDIOT

for me, it is skol super

for me, it is skol super

shit song
should be ashamed

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

now THIS is a curious one

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love the gays, love the 'slam. bit conflicted here

no somebody is using a script
share it faggot

how long until David Walliams writes a book called A Visit From Auntie Body or something

actually grim
stop attentionseeking

Sent from my iPhone

no, someone has copied my post without asking

no, someone has copied my post without asking

mental to think that when we get to 300 posts they'll only be 150 original posts

no, someone has copied my post without asking

FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE JESUS CHRIST

I spend $16 on an uber order for a burger and chips, and the fucking burger is MISSING the promised pineapple, bacon and cheese. Hope they fucking go out of business. Got a full refund and I'm still fucking mad. Why would I order a fucking HAWAIIAN BURGER if I don't want fucking pineapple? Retards of the highest order. Hope they're out on the street by next week the hipster fucks.

if I ask politely could I copy your post then

sue him for infringing on your intellectual property

how long until David Walliams writes a book called A Visit From Auntie Body or something

how long until David Walliams writes a book called A Visit From Auntie Body or something

you are being pulled in and out of the simulation. leave the thread before you're scrubbed

you are being pulled in and out of the simulation. leave the thread before you're scrubbed

PepeLaugh

44 year old DJ dies from corona
metro.co.uk/2020/03/22/us-dj-black-n-mild-44-dies-coronavirus-week-testing-positive-12437452/

Please redpill me on the coronavirus

because thats fucking disgusting they were doing you a favour and have this for good measure *slaps you quite strongly across the face*

anybody else getting a bit of an echo?

anybody else getting a bit of an echo?

if somebody guesses their post number, the bot will copy their post linking their post linking their post haha could you imagine

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE OVERWEIGHT NIGGIN' GOOD NIGGERINO

jewish hoax to crash the economy so they can buy stocks on the cheap

Still think about shagging the girl that used to be in toil like 2 years on

janny is gonna be pissed how quickly we get through this thread

>HAWAIIAN BURGER
what in the fuck

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janny is gonna be pissed how quickly we get through this thread

my william’s already feeling tender and battered just from hearing the news that pornhub premium’s free

Just you two lads I think

>his last words are sometimes (rather tragically) recorded as "I didn't make it".

Reckon I could shag this lefty girl from twitter if I tried

Self-improvement is the most important thing you can do in these trying times. Tomorrow I will be a better me

...

Can someone explain what we have to do to break this old knight's curse?

*grabs your wrist snaps it in half, rendering you bent forever*
*makes tender yet forceful love to your mother*

HotPokket

phenomenal work

society ending bioweapon released by eco terrorists
the gov lied to us

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dad just kneed my mum in her fanny for her love of kung fu. turns out, she didnt love it enough

Any wanking from home man in

THE CHIPS WERE SOGGY AS WELL

GOD I HATE HIPSTERS SO FUCKING MUCH

Do enjoy these won't lie.

not a geek so no idea how it works but fascinating to me anyway

...

Rather than a coming together, the crisis has demonstrated how for decades Americans have conducted a political version of social distancing: the herd-like clustering of conservatives and liberals into like-minded communities caused by the allergic reaction to compatriots holding opposing political views.

Once again, we have seen the familiar two Americas divide, the usual knee-jerk tribalism. Republicans have been twice as likely as Democrats to view coronavirus coverage as exaggerated. Three-quarters of Republicans say they trust the information coming from the president, whereas the figure among Democrats is just 8%.

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Rather than a coming together, the crisis has demonstrated how for decades Americans have conducted a political version of social distancing: the herd-like clustering of conservatives and liberals into like-minded communities caused by the allergic reaction to compatriots holding opposing political views.

Once again, we have seen the familiar two Americas divide, the usual knee-jerk tribalism. Republicans have been twice as likely as Democrats to view coronavirus coverage as exaggerated. Three-quarters of Republicans say they trust the information coming from the president, whereas the figure among Democrats is just 8%.

poor effort