/brit/

You motherfuckers living in antarctica

it's 3C here and you faggots are complaining about 15C. go fuck yourselves

hello? based department?

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*Corbyn voice*
Mistaerrr Speaker

Top quality webbum

will have to leave for work at 06:59 to make it for 07:00 loool pmsl

Instagram is dead.
Killed by tik tok cunnies.

How do you deal with that /brit/ ?

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*cough*

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are you working?

maccie’s closing down will save me a lot of money
very kind of them

realistically speaking, if i were to eat a human, i'd probably eat a baby
i just feel like they would be tastier than adults

Are you on lockdown?

They should rename that place to Connecticovid now

it's all fun and games until one of your loved ones get the 'rona

youtube.com/watch?v=fHI8X4OXluQ

choon of 2019

one of my what?

aren't they mostly fat? what makes a steak delicious is a nice balance of muscle and fat tissue, not just lard

just listened to the album and it's really good. never thought I'd say that about weeknd

I can't be the only person who wants to catch this thing
I dunno if it's munchausens but I gotta experience it for myself, even if it kills me
especially if it kills me

twitter.com/vincentcuratola
johnny sack has gone off the deep end

it has less chance of killing you than the flu because you're young it's like burning yourself with a match no one is going to think you're badass

Yeah it's based init like walking around during air raids in veh world war

morning lads (only brits and aussies)

morning m8

Toilberg is keeping toil open even though we should have closed
Help

projection, nobody mentioned ego

>schools and uni are cancelled
>toil is cancelled (but that's up to the employer)
>state has a "state of emergency" but nobody really knows what it means.
>they're basically just telling people to keep away from each other without enforcing anything like shutting down nonessential companies
>things like toilet paper are still really hard to find because people buy everything as soon as it comes in
it's a shitshow

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is it a sex thing?
you a bug chaser?

S P E A K

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pork bellies pretty good

something's not right here...

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I've not interest in contracting STD's of any kind

fuck
I guess every single actor on the Sopranos hasn't really done anything meaningful outside of it except Steve Buscemi

attention whoring is born out of ego

reminder that Johnny Sack was a retard

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gandolfini died, that's meaningful

Huh

attention whoring anonymously
listen to yourself

had a crack at cleaning my room but it's absolutely daunting
fucking hell, why do i have so much crap and why can't i bring myself to throw it away?

surprised he hasn't blocked me yet

(You)s are literally dopamine it's all the same

any evil genius man in?

get marie kondo on the phone STAT

Thinking of wearing an ffp2 mask into open office toil today. Thoughts?

would do but i don't fancy getting the chinky flu from her

more projection
I'm interested to know if anybody else feels the same way
being alone is a horrible feeling, but that's the only way ego factors into it

well when all this is over, i defeinitely won't be going for a celebratory drink in weatherspoons
in fact, i may never drink in there again

go sniff some glue if you like living dangerously

van zandt still has e street
a.j. and meadow have a weird podcast with kassem g, remember kassem g
bobby and christopher are starting one up now too
youtu.be/XV1_3-rlWMQ

there's a theory that this isolation will be permanent
I don't think there's anything to suggest that, but sociology isn't my bag baby

Weird how the internet went from something office workers and losers used to celebrities having PR teams to manage their internet presence

I've done harder stuff than glue
not that it's relevant, you know you don't need to respond if you have nothing to say

hello good morning and remain indoors

FREAK
15 degrees is jacket weather MINIMUM

I blame the big corporations

i wouldnt say permanent, but i think it's going to have a long-lasting effect on everything

Shut up you big poof

oh shut up lad
we all know you lot go into meltdown when it hits 30, which is lovely and mild
just acclimatisation

Honestly think we're fucked. Everyone's really optimistic about how things will turn out, but that's only because the alternative is unthinkable

I feel sorry for all the homeless girls out there

nah its just a flu mate

you lot unironically might be fine

>homeless girls

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It's literally just the flu

same except it's climate change that worries me, this thing is just a distraction

>still no lockdown

Fuck off

twitter.com/sihamese/status/1242448367692718081

do you have pubs still?

No

Stunning address from Jair Bolsonaro. Urging against lockdowns and work stoppages, saying that only over 60s are at risk. With the exception of himself, because he is "an athlete" and coronavirus wouldn't affect him.

Honestly can't tell if this a joke or not

Did one of you guys upload this?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585088710824.webm