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Based. I detest money worship. Makes me fucking sick.
Total and absolute fucking societal regression.

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he could do alright if he got a haircut and contacts/better taste in glasses

No she’s not disabled. She just looks 10. It’s called being a nonce, Jean-Pierre

I was joking, fuck boomers

what's the point really. it'll be messy again before you know it

TRINKETS AND TRENDS

yeah but my room is pretty fucking grim mate
i've got half of my mum's dishes in here

What the fuck is a nonce

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he's bald now

Plans for lockdown?

1 week in this grotty flat by myself and I'm already going fucking mental

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looking at the economy

Toil, I'm a """key""" worker

doesnt look like it

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Me? I make my bed and tidy my room as soon as I wake up. Its a great habit to get into.

>Greta Thunberg Says It’s ‘Extremely Likely’ That She Had Coronavirus
NOO, NOT OUR HECKIN GRETTLES
NOT THE LITTLE CLIMATE CHANGERINO

my country is going to be on lockdown up until the end of April at least those are dire times we're living in

Frankly I've been going outside MORE than normal because reddit is having such a hateboner for it.

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You never know when the last time you’ll talk to someone will be.

thanks greta, but i'll wait to hear from the real scientists

>tfw have the exact same facial aesthetics until you hit my jaw which looks like it was smashed in with a shovel
One fucking bone and my life is ruined.

I agree

He recently revealed he shaved it off and lost 100k+ followers on instagram because of it

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Are you telling me to message my ex?

It's extremely likely she's still a virgin

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We're going to be like our great grandparents that lived through the great depression. Stocked pantries and cupboards stocked with toilet paper

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I don't understand anything about politics why are we ruining the lives of billions of young people for 20k old fucks coughing up again

Keep thinking I’ve got the ol rona but the fever never comes just a tickle in my throat and a slight cough

Same haha. Thought I'd get extra shifts aswell but fuck all has changed actually

tesco is full of shit now.

there was never any scarcity of product, just people being retarded and stripping the shops thinking they'd get shot if they left their front door in a week.

got myself a lovely rack of ribs earlier.

Yeah ok retard.
During the depression they fucking ate their cats and boiled leather shoes.

yeah. it's fucking odd. numbers don't add up at all.

i swear every other cunt has already had it too.

young people are too young to truly have their lives ruined

Looking up mild symptoms and literally anything could be the 'rona. I've had a dodgy stomach, got a sore throat and feel tired and apparently that's all symptoms even though they're not the most common one so fuck knows already bored of this pandemic gimmick

literally did that today

wow, didn't know she had those curves

pipe down kid you don't know what you're talking about

Not at all bothered by the virus, the figures or staying in doors.

What does bother me is how little of a a scare takes for the whole cunt population to decide that if the PM doesn't declare martial law instantly then he's literally harold shipman. Biggest surrender of personal freedoms in the country's recent history over a bit of a bad Flu.

People are so easily corraled it's mental.

by the time I'm feeling awake the day is already over, wasn't this way until the last few months
getting old lads, life's over at 24. woe is me

A classic day at the beach in a quintessential british city!
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>155 cases in my area
It’s over

Been wanting to sleep in for an extra 3 hours every single day since I was 15. Bit of a snoozer, me.

But when it comes time for bed I'm never tired, and given the chance I just stay up for 22hrs.

mcafee having a meltdown at this post

Stop replying to me you smarmy little sperg.

>130 cases in my area
>1 in my house
>toil says I gotta come in till I have symptoms

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What essential job do you have?

Time to cram 9x 2hr lectures in the space of 3 days.

why do people keep banging on about cases?

the only people getting tested are hospitalised. the 90% who just get a sniffle aren't counting towards the figures whatsoever.

everyone has had it and it's nothing. trust.

people love to hate him, especially on the main uk subreddits

>before the pandemic it would take hours to get through to Universal Credit
>now it’s taking days
Whole thing is fucked. People are going to kick off

see my essential job is in the NHS but im not a nurse/care provider/doctor or whatever, just admin

54 in my area but no testing. Imagine if this was just how it is from now on and we all just stay in doors and no ones really sure what's going on because we aren't allowed to speak to each other outside of social media and the government could just do what they wanted without us even noticing.

standard tinker behaviour

Given i'm freelance and not getting any boris bucks, i might start delivering for amazon. reckon it's quite nice driving round all the empty roads in london.

maybe they should get a job

what do you mean? every society in history throws the young to the dogs to solve at the smallest crisis or when convenient

Why didn't ScoMo close the schools?

Its also cold season as it is, anyway.
>everyone has had it
Not true. But definitely, total confirmed cases are under reported.

they should just give it to everyone universally

>The NSW Police Minister has announced $1,000 on-the-spot fines for individuals and $5,000 for corporations breaking new social distancing guidelines.
there will be physical licenses and permits required to leave your home before too long

Like a Tory government is going to do that

I'm a Covid warrior

Parents already have permits to let them drive to work

>ah yes let's fine people who are out of work and up shit creek economically an exorbitant amount of money for a minor infraction
fuck the police

i mean, i think he's a twat but a relatively inoffensive one, but fucking hell i don't want to give him emergency dicator for life powers like all the supposed lefties who are hate his guts.

it's all arse backwards.

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