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Bobby edition

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love are bob mortimer
i hope your thread takes off op you have good taste

me unironically

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>wake up to my phone ringing for ages before I find it
>see it was mumberg on her mobile which she never uses instead of her landline
>figure dadberg must be dead or in hospital (again)
>ring her back
>"oh no I just called the wrong number haha"
fucking boomers

>the only contact on my phone is my mum
it's over for me

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lockdown

Ireland's positive reputation rests on the fact that it has so little history of achievement that its appearance to the rest of the world is centred on quasi-historical mediaeval manuscripts and modern politicised interpretations thereof

Less I know the better is a tune, it’s not up for debate

am i bisexual if i get off to tranners?

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This is my way of serenading you

>quasi-historical mediaeval manuscripts and modern politicised interpretations thereof
Such as? Ireland has a good reputation because we are a good natured people unlike you cold, clinical sardonic cunts.

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FUCK ZIONISTS
FUCK MUSLIMS
FUCK BUDDHISTS
FUCK SIKHS
etc

>because we are a good natured people
Tell that to Veronica Guerin's family.

I'll have you know that I have my mum, my dad, a friend from high school I haven't talked to in years, and my old boss.

i wish my dad still talked to me

This isolation thing has really driven home what insufferable attetion-seeking cunts celebrities really are.

Lads, how autistic would it be to build a replica of Pompeii in Minecraft?

:(

new order - blue monday
NOW TAHT IS A QUARANTINE BOP!!!!!!!

The Normans that came to Ireland were Catholic and by the time the religious wars and Cromwellian settlement broke out they were very much on the same social stratum as any middle class Irish Catholic. Not only that but they actually interbred with Gaelic chieftains and adopted the Gaelic language and Gaelic custom in many circumstances. They were referred to as ‘Old English’ but they were fundamentally Irish. They were persecuted under the penal laws like any other Irishman. They spoke Irish. They married into Irish families. They practiced Irish custom. They were Catholic like any Irishman.

What ‘structurally sound’ abbeys are there in England then?

And yes, there are 30,000 castles in Ireland. You can look that up.

You’re already autistic for playing Minecraft so just go for it

Actually super disappointed that she either ignored my friend request or doesn't use facebook. But she's a least borderline normie so surely she at least uses FB messenger.

How did you get to this point?

Drug dealers are drug dealers. They do their thing, which is typically violence and intimidation. Not a good analogy atal.

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Dad’s forcing me to bulk buy food on Amazon

Alri
Not allowed to go outside between the ages of 11 and 18

>Normans
Roooooooo get out normans rooooooooooooooo

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You aren't "good natured" people at all. You're literally white niggers.

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do canadians really?

That’s not how the international community sees it, that’s how a niche subsection of autists who have had limited to no interaction with Irish people see things. I’ve met many English people and I wasn’t impressed by any metric with their behaviour, they’re generally snide, conniving and deceiving.

fuck me dead i need some coke

the irish do have a tendency towards organised crime and gangsterism though, and organised crime isn't really how it's portrayed in movies or tv with the people involved all being honourable gentlemen or whatever, they are evil sociopaths typically

pepsi ok?

im a gay nigga but i still take sausage

Love how /brit/, no matter what the hour, is hostile to the bog-trotters. When will they get it that they aren't welcome?

no!

I live on a diet of just breat and meat I just can't stand to eat anything else

>That’s not how the international community sees it
state of the paddy delusion. lol

i hope joe biden wins the election and becomes president because it would be amusing to watch a barely alive, rapidly mentally declining corpse of a man become the leader of the free world.

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can someone help me find a video
its from a brirish sketch show, mid 2000s, a woman walks into an acting audition and is told to say some lines and she says them like a complete retard, so she tries again and the director says "kewl kewl kewl"

im fairly certain this wasn't just some fever dream i had, i think someone linked it before

we can see that any time

>organised crime isn't really how it's portrayed in movies or tv with the people involved all being honourable gentlemen or whatever, they are evil sociopaths typically
No shit?

>I’ve met many English people and I wasn’t impressed by any metric with their behaviour, they’re generally snide, conniving and deceiving.
That's because they have to deal with the Irish.

going to play some ets2mp fuck you

pretty sure you can't give one example of when you were deceived by an english person though

life ain't like how it is in the movies

Off to get some essentials (wine) de lads

No, they’re just naturally sardonic and insincere. Everybody knows that about English people, especially southern English.

It isn’t.

Been fever dreaming sketch shows again?

It is. Deal with it. You're lazy, thick and dishonest.

how autistic of a hobby is collecting old globes?

once had a dream where I was on a game show but I was naked and it wasn't a game show but it kinda was and there were people watching me in the audience and there were other naked people
I think we called it "Billy and the naked tv show"

>ira terrorist in full damage control mode
Bless him. He won't leave, even though no one likes him and sees through his lies because a hardwired need to defend the indefensible.

doxxed

what are the irish mob like
i reckon they're like the bottle street gang from dishonored

Americans like the Irish

English roommate fucked off back to England when he owed me money, had to badger him constantly for it and he paid months later. Very dishonourable thing to do. When he lived with me he was a scrounger, always letting on he was out of money, never cleaning up after himself and he was a dose of fucking shit.

When I was in secondary school we went to a debating competition in England and the group I was thrown into were 6 privately educated English kids from wealthy families, one of the schools had a personal bodyguard for fuck sake. They were so snide and insincere, the only one of them that spoke like a genuine human being was another lad from a Glasgow grammar school, me being from a Northern Irish grammar school we got on grand. The English were horrible bastards, masking everything by being passive aggressive. Pathetic and cowardly means of conducting yourself, so insincere.

Yanks aren't wanted here either.

Hateful bunch aren’t you

>actual niggers like white niggers
What a surprise.

how bad is the quarantine going to get
are we going to get to martial law with armed patrols making sure no one's outside after lights out levels here?

Do you always equate real life concepts to video games? Virgin.

neither are you
fuck off

if you were really so good natured then why are there irish-scouse drug families here doing grizzly, albanian tier tortures on people? like torturing and raping dads in front of their kids and that. you aren't better natured or more peaceful or whatever, you just never invaded other countries because you couldn't (except as part of britain), same thing with niggers pretending they are morally superior to whites

not very

Why wouldn’t anyone like the Irish?

>muh anecdotes
lel. You've got a massive ship on your shoulder, you sad little freak.

This. Never known a group so disliked on /brit/

aye

are they still delivering?

Yeah I met some once
Watch out for their fire attack

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no military outside of autocratic shitholes can realistically do that

what is the corona virus like?
i reckon its like the flood from the halo franchise

26,348 in New York alone.

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got a 30' yacht on my shoulder lads

Why do you keep referring to drugdealers as if we’re a nation of drugdealers? Drugdealers tend to do gnarly shit and live a violent lifestyle. It’s the way of the world, fucking live with it. It’s not the fault of the Irish you skewed cunt.

find it entertaining how the irish had an ethiopian woman play hamlet

Yanks run brit

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>why don't you like lazy, thick, dishonest, drunk, scheming, violent, duplicitous, knuckle-draggers
Dunno

>muh anecdotes
You asked for an anecdote, didn’t you? I gave you two. English people are fucking weird.

But their country has a higher HDI than yours

sounds like 90% of england

You fuck off paki