S/cum/ gang

let your nuts hang ed.

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oh say can you pee :)

friendly reminder corona is a GOOD thing
>no traffic
>streets are half empty
>restaurants shut down
>sportsball cancelled
>beaches and other public areas shut down
>comedians completely out of work and begging for money on the internet like the pathetic wastes of space they are
>school cancelled, they can't keep brainwashing children with propaganda
>gas is cheap as fuck
>tons of stores having sales to offload product
>you can taste the delicious fear of panicking normies
>borders shut down for foreigners and refugees alike

*pomf*

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Wish the stores I need were open...thanks CORONA...

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marie kondo is back

fuck off fk

the empty roads are pretty cool. if i had a super fast car i'd be so tempted to just tear through the main roads downtown, there's literally no one on them late at night

yeah no

nope haha

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>zo
>4 mcdoubles
>hot shower

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Consider adding:
>more job openings at higher pay when this is all over due to millions of dead boomers and no immigrants
>significantly cheaper real estate when this is all over due to millions of dead boomers and no immigrants

Quick /cum/ poll:
What are:
10 Things About Women Men Value More Than Good Looks

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Would appreciate some thoughts on this post

Is weird that I'm attracted to hot girls dating trans men? The thought of them sucking their tiny trans dicks turns me on

why do you say this?

No more zo for you

fuck me, I read men and women in reverse

big titties (within reason)

Intelligence

it's all about pheromones baby, she has to smell right.

real interesting dialogue you've created over there. accuse him of being intersex next

>all info is controlled by a couple of social media platforms meaning people are even less inclined to see the world for themselves and think for themselves

LOLE HE DID IT

ok time to sleep haha
gonna reset my ip in the morning :D

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goodnight sweet little angel

>*smooches*

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Stunning, yours?

It's not

umm yes lots more zo...

*causes low-level ruckus*

>his city hasn't been in shelter in place before this week
You guys are in danger.

feelin' antsy 2nite

I feel that.

FEELIN IT

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>millions of dead boomers and no immigrants
Neither will happen and most of the dead boomers will be blue collar, the filthy rich almost always survive unless they go full retard like jobs.

Can hear the parents' dog barking at the TV lol

Guys I'm 18

Guys am I gonna get the covid?

Guys is the covid gonna kill me????

What should we do to cure this affliction?

I will be walking over there to confiscate your stash.

Maybe

gonna be a long walk bud

guys im not drunk anymore
can i drink more alcohol?

divide your age by itself, then divide that number by two. that's the likelihood of you dying.. RN

If you aren't careful
You might if you catch it.

Just gotta channel it where you can. Best you can do.

there are really people who think trump is gonna go "damn i bungled this corona shit... better swallow my pride and step down". how delusional can you be

I got this down.

youtu.be/EQGBDl5K6vs

thread theme

>I got ...down.
admitting you possess heroin is illegal

yes

nice dubs

but Im an odd number

missen usa

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Ive driven that street before.

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Wish it was warmer out, would rather be sitting aimlessly out back than inside.

I find that comment offensive.

very comfy part of the city

We know it's you Jason.

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Nigga you never heard of a sweater?

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I feel kind of sick and it's just above freezing tonight. Sitting around in the cold sucks anyways, it's only nice if you're doing shit.

Missen u bb ;-)

My brain feels funny when I pause it.

Have sex (with a futa)

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dead man walking

which country do you reckon has the hottest mommies

I'm worried about you guys. Are your family members doing okay?

who wants to know

they are self isolating after returning from arizona