I wish my country had achievements so that I could brag about them on Yas Forums

I wish my country had achievements so that I could brag about them on Yas Forums

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capturing constantinople?

>We wuz Ottomans n shieeeeeet

Nigger you had one the best empires on history

You destroyed the "second" Rome and kept everyone in the balkans as slaves for centuries.
Turks achieved more than 90% of the meme european nations.

Retard, go study some history dumb fuck

I was thinking about scientific achievements. I don't think we invented anything for example

t. literal meme country with no noteworthy achievements whatsoever despite massive natural ressources and population pool

Ataturk

This. Also the strongest empire in Europe for a long time.

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Turkey's culture is one of the most unique and developed cultures in the world you pleb. I would kill to live in your shithole instead of mine

lmao who cares about that nerd shit anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Turkish_inventions

Who cares? Just enslave others and force them to build shit for you lol.
Yes, and you're german so what?

you are greek

Food and instruments. Nothing scientific there

lol are you insane ?

If you were a mechanical engineer, you'd know that Turkey has a lot of engineering achievements. Turks invented the camshaft, the crankshaft, the connecting rod, the rack and pinion, and the steam turbine.

Turks are worthless. Can't even compete with a small nation like Sweden. We've invented and discovered more than Africa + Middle East together.

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No, you didn't

True, but we also conquered the earth

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You have the most decent muslim country, there's that.

Didn't the Ottoman empire invent the first triggered firearm, i.e. the first gun? I mean the Chinese had hand cannons but a hand cannon is not really a gun isn't it?

Where's Nihonium?

Why were you so good at chemistry? Still are?

You can brag about making a advanced city into a third world and destroying all development in the balkans;

That's what I'm talking about. Jews brought us printing press after Gutenberg invented it but we fucking banned it

France never took Thailand and Siam was never colonized.

how is Maximinus the Thracian a Goth?

Shut the fuck up, pardo

>t. cultureless prole

I may be a pardo, but at least I'm not gay

Nord master race. All these inferior races enjoy the fruits of our labour... Carl von Linné, dynamite, three point seat belt, pacemaker, safety matches, Minecraft and whatnot...

Muslims and niggers are so fucking worthless.

I'm pretty sure that there are quite a few contributions in Astrology. The problem is that measuring the right angles between eclipses and shit or the more precise length of an earth day used to be very groundbreaking at that time but are trivial now.

The balkans wasn't "developed" when the turks invaded. Blaming the turks is stupidity.

>It's another "I hate being third world" thread

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I don't think we even have a unique culture. It's mostly stolen from Iranians, Arabs and Greeks. Steppeniggers didn't care about culture much and just stole it from people they conquered

>That's what I'm talking about. Jews brought us printing press after Gutenberg invented it but we fucking banned it

Kebabs are not known to be a scientific people. Arabs had their golden age in the 1500's where they discovered some stars and that's about it.

All major inventions today comes from Germanic people.

You guys invented flags with moons on them hehe.

You make good cymbals I guess

You're a nigger and that's worse than a faggot

It's not about being third world. India is one the worst countries in the world but Indians have lots of important inventions for example

Everyone was like that back in the days.
Just look at the romans adopting the greek gods as their own

stop fetishising countries, especially shitholes

I'm sure it is stolen from Romans

Should've surrender to Russia and became part of our Empire while you could.

>All major inventions today comes from Germanic people.

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Then invent something roach.
Taking credit for the inventions of people from the same nation as you is subhuman eastern European behavior anyway.

not really, it is an old symbol, used to be associated with Baal worship

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>Korea
lies

>what is high quality olive oil

nice stolen element you got there

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How

No

euros wouldn't care. we made it to the moon and they still shove their big noses in our achievement and claim they did it.

They are just jealous

>we made it to the moon
if you believe that lol

First one

>Russia is poor, sanctioned and brain drained.
>Still discovered 5 out of 6 post 2000 elements.
How can w*sterns compete with literal gods among humans?

You’d be more threatening if you got your shit together

Turkish delight

Prefer to throw my shit on you

It took muslims like 600 years to achieve that and was only possible because venetians sacked it utterly (which took them a few months).
Turks captured the skeleton of a city.