ACT AS JAPANESE AS POSSIBLE

*goes on compensated date with Japanese student*

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I'm a tourist here in Japan. The Japanese that go outside are not sick. Life here legitimately seems normal. Japan being super sick and faking their infected numbers are 100% Chinese propaganda.

Watashi touristo in japan. Japan people are not sickko, and arr is fine. Chinese lie that Japan super sickko and being dishonurable.

t. Zhang
I'm Taiwanese. I can post my passport if you want in ~7 hours when I get back to my hotel.

YOu don't have to its a waste of time

>I'm a tourist here in Japan. The Japanese that go outside are not sick. Life here legitimately seems normal. Japan being super sick and faking their infected numbers are 100% Chinese propaganda

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> KONNICHIWA UVULITIS 731 KILL CHINK DOG NIPPON BANZAI

basde redpill

I unironically wish I were a Jap but I am Taiwanese

*Doesn't say anything at fear of work firing me for not being team player on a sensitive issue and causing bad mood at work*

This isn't Japanese, this is literally me.

Yeah sorry mate but I'm not giving you 7 hours to fabricate a fake passport. You have TEN SECONDS or else you are japanese. The clock is ticking.

張先生,我的護照在我的旅館裡面.

>unironically believes him
Lmao
Do you seriously think that someone would pay literally 300$ (probably more) to buy a plane ticket to go to Japan at the middle of a fucking global pandemic and after arriving, does nothing but monitoring some shitty Yas Forums threads and post some shits to defend Japan?

Even if it's all true and he's a taiwanese tourist who paid 300 $ to post on Yas Forums with jap flag, gosh, imagine being that much pathetic. That doesn't makes any differences between mentally illed Japs so he's still Jap deep inside

you aren't welcomed to olympics

>我的旅館
Really makes me think but still can't tell

BASED

>Well, you see, he's not Jomon, this is a jomon and they were the original inhabitants of Japan
*proceeds to write a novel, despite nobody asking*

hello my life no future

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It's only a pandemic in countries that failed to act.
Taiwan is safe cause we banned Chinese from coming.
Japan is doing better than Korea cause Japan doesn't have any deranged cultists spreading it.
I came here to tour, not shitpost but the two aren't mutually exclusive.
What exactly is wrong?

>AAAA IS THAT A KANKOKUJIN KOREAN MAN IN GRORIOUS NIPPON??? ON MY YAMANOTE LINE?? I AM DYING, TASUKETE, NIHON IS FINISHED

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Then post ur 國民身分證

It's in my hotel room. I'd rather not post that because I have to censor it. Posting passport is easier cause there's nothing to censor but the issue at hand is that I'm currently out (ya know, for vacation) and won't be back in my hotel till late night.

God what i would give that US,Russia or China just nuke the ever living shit out of Korea and Japan so the sperging on Yas Forums can stop

Hey guys I'm from japan. It's cold af here

Who has crazier cults, Japan or Korea?

you tell me
aljazeera.com/amp/news/2020/03/31-south-korea-sudden-spike-coronavirus-cases-200303065953841.html

The Japanese are anal as fuck about starting on time but they're freaking idiots who can never end on time.

It unfortunately still exists—I’m living here now, also doing grad school.

I’m writing broadly here as I’m sure there are exceptions. In fact, I know many people who would disagree with mainline Japanese rhetoric... it’s just that most of those people are highly intelligent and are ready to hightail it out of the country in a permanent fashion.

That said, Japan has a hard-on for itself in a way I haven’t really seen elsewhere. And I’m American, I’ve seen our brand of pro-Murica cultist. Unlike home where people will at least debate and/or be called out on such an oversimplified a worldview, here people just walk around taking Japan’s perfection as natural fact. I’m sure some people disagree, but there isn’t really a platform to dissent without inviting the likelihood you’ll be ostracized (maybe even hurt professionally).

People are absolutely married to the idea that Japan is a peaceful, safe, efficient, empathetic, culturally distinct (superior) nation that most closely exemplifies utopia on our mortal plane. Japan never gets help from anyone. Japan never does anything wrong. Japan does not need the world—no, it’s only barely part of it. Japan isn’t like those nations and Japan is often beyond the understanding of foreign minds.

Just ignore the bloody wars, the imported technology and tactics, and the fact that they descend from early Korean, Chinese, Siberian, and maybe even Polynesian people. Ignore how many “traditional” fixtures of culture are relatively new inventions.

It really drives me out of my skull. Anyone who looks to Japan as a place that the west should model itself after, I plead, look elsewhere. It’s true the trains are brilliant and the cities are (mostly) clean... but, frankly, I don’t think blindness and sedation on this scale is worth it. Ever.

these days our mere existence triggers Yas Forumsard

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>commits war crimes

Japan triggers me because it created A*ime and moe "culture"

that's actually reasonable. i'm in the same boat

what is your favorite empire? mine is Byzantine empire >_

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they said the same thing about nyc and italy
>muh chinese propaganda
Isn't it such a coincidence that after the olympics were postponed tokyo has been getting their highest ncov positive people in a single day for the past few days and now they are considering a quarantine lockdown?

Japanese who defend this appalling response just want themselves to suffer more. They should do the right thing and lockdown

>Chinese puppet state defending Chinese propaganda

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I support China because China supplies Serbia with Chinese women willing to fuck Serbian incles so they dont shoot up the place

So i will say that Japan is faking its number of infected and should release the true data

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The Japs are alright, I mean they haven't caused a global pandemic, or been warmongering dicks like the yanks

Look, I don't care if you fucks die because of your mistakes, despite the experts and history and the world telling you otherwise, just spare my anime and video games please. I want to have something to do this lockdown, and beyond thais lockdown because if you don't lockdown now, things are gonna be worse medium term and businesses are gonna get closed down and shit

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Test more people.

He's an incel? Isnt he a major politician and 6'6"?

I'm not Japanese.

Give my message to the next Japanese person you see.

You win the retard of the thread award.

You should leave now then, or you're stuck there.
I know a Jap who is stuck here after Duterte locked shit down.

no
why?
being stuck in Japan would unironically be heaven on earth.

I know you guys deep down are all weaboos who wish they had the money to visit Animeland. Sour grapes

he isnt an incel but he looks like one

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>Nooo you Nips and Koreanos can't shit up my sacred weaboo anime forum. We have standards here.

have sex
even if its with your hand i beg you just have sex

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zitto animale

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we are not commiting war crime
fuck corea dogs

Do you like Japan? every1 who dont liek Japan is butthurt Chosenjin Chingook. わたしはネット右翼でわありません.

IKUZO!

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at ease Pvt.Muttson

Implying you didn't request for your posting.

Seethe third-worlder

YUH YUH YUH