Literally the only good black metal album the rest are gay as fuck and made for 30 year old neck bearded virgins who...

I know this is shitposting buyt If you started to listen to black metal because le epic varg memes you need to kys
better band than burzum

*clears throat*

Belenos

youtube.com/watch?v=w4H1RCDbaTA

it's true, black metal sucks dick expect for filosofem. it's because of the way varg sings on it. most other black metal bands singers sing like faggots, Varg just nailed it with this album.

>most other black metal bands singers sing like faggots
Such as

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get that pussy shit out of here
youtu.be/qkKyQlh-7l0

Bathory, emperor and that other band Brazil user posted and plenty more, pretty much the whole genre scream in that gay ass high pitched voice. like some guy is squeezing their balls

Try these

youtube.com/watch?v=naxubarYAKU
youtube.com/watch?v=RIio4ENbcJM
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Honestly shit, that's just autistic edgelord noise. Burzum is something entirely different. Even people who are not into BM enjoy it, myself included, and I'm a samba/forró/reggaeton type of person.

Try agalloch maybe if you think a lot of it is just edgy shit (although I think you have to give varg and the other first norwegians a pass on that since they pioneered the genre).
Ashes against the grain is one of my favourite albums

That's not even black metal, that's like some Axis of Perdition-clone inspired by silent hill.

nah, sorry man I'm into that, to be honest with you those sounded like shit. Varg just made the perfect album for both casual listeners and the people who actually like the genre.

Well, I suppose you just don't like the genre then, and that's fine. Can't like everything. I'm surprised you didn't like Arvorar though, I think it's pretty similar ambient atmospheric stuff

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Hating Black Metal is perhaps on of the most reddit things there is. I have never seen anyone criticize BM that is not a redditory soyboy with a transgender gf. Also Burzum is one of the most entry level BM.

youtube.com/watch?v=v3N0VrE662M
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Oh yeah I was going to ask, do you like other metal. I feel like black metal is pretty divisive in general, most people go for thrash and death metal and stuff, think

Black metal is a very wide ranging genre. Anyone who says only x band did it good is just being a contrarian or hasn’t listened to enough.

youtu.be/tdVobP7DegY

Like this doesn’t sound much at all like most of the Norwegian BM and I could easily see someone not into all the screaming chords and super fast, erratic drum and guitar riffs.

Fucking tourist, literally babby's first metal album. Listen to some real shit.

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>Liking Black Metal is perhaps on of the most reddit things there is.
Fixed.

>Even people who are not into BM enjoy it
You say that like it’s a good thing

>OMG BURZUM

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only shit like early metallica. I like noise rock stuff like Girl Band and early Swans. I've always tried to get into black metal, but can't stand the vocals. Wish more of them went the varg route and sing he did or similar.

>what is Exercises in Futility
>what is Nemesis Divina
>what is Diabolis Interium

Not very /metal/ of you, OP.
youtube.com/watch?v=NouWikfpmoQ

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KYS

>Black Metal
>reddit
strange that someone would say this, considering how the peak of black metal happened decades ago.

I feel like he basically just shouts normally but then there's a ton of filtering on it. But yeah it does sound nice. I honestly have the same dilemma with a lot of metal bands in general, the vocalist can ruin the whole band for me. The songs can otherwise be nicely written but if I don't like how the vocalist sounds, I'll just drop them

>music is subjective
Yeah, just like art and morals. A piece of shit is an artwork and autistic screeching is music.
Now if you excuse me, I'll go murder some modern artists (in Minecraft of course). Not that it matters anyways, since it's all subjective, right?

Love me some Darkthrone.
Love me some Bathory.
Love me some Mayhem.
Love me some Immortal.
'Ate Burzum.
'Ate Emperor.
'Ate Agalloch.
'Ate Windir.

Simple as.

>'Ate Windir.
Neck yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=eIy3lA1sJiA&list=PL7T9xNXVbyDV9d8klt6_7p

despite his lack of technical talent he was a very good songwriter

DSO are the only good black metal band, but they more than make up for it.

It's not even really black metal
best are Satyricon - The Shadowthrone and Ildjarn-Nidhogg - Norse

>NOOOO YOU CANT LISTEN TO THAT THAT'S RACIST AND SEXIST

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For me, it’s Ukrainian black metal

youtu.be/8cg6hYnhnyk

based

Windir is riffless söy metal.

youtube.com/watch?v=2NuJbr5V6vI&t=86s

For me its Finnish black metal

youtube.com/watch?v=0AmwtuIpS6o
youtube.com/watch?v=lbKKTVMyJnU&t=2s

>Atmoshit

Sonata Arctica was the very first metal band I listened to. I've known them since I was 13 and they're still my favorite metal band by far and I'm not even into electric guitars. I immediately fell in love with them the moment I listened to Victoria's Secret through a friend. I still have the CDs of Winterheart's Guild, Silence, Ecliptica and Takatalvi.

youtube.com/watch?v=TUszotxuwGo

Thats my favourite type of black metal

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I always end up opening a gorillion Youtube links in threads like these, and then it takes two months for me to make my way through all the songs

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Rap is also sexist but it's not the reason why rap sucks. Same goes for this shit.

It's just trash "music" for trash people.

Do people actually listen to this shit, damn...

for me, it's classic florida death metal

youtu.be/S19iiygsrto

>Phoneposter
>Likes atmoshit
The memes write themselves.

Fag.
Based

Its nearly 1:20 AM I want to lie down

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t. Sven Gay Trap Niggers Welcome and Rapefugees may rape my mother fag nigger Bjornson

For me, it's NY OSDM.
youtube.com/watch?v=utwmnkw9Rf4

cringe
BASED

>t. Sven Gay Trap Niggers Welcome and Rapefugees may rape my mother fag nigger Bjornson

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Cope. Your taste is shit and so are you.

Obituary may be the most overrated band in metal history

You should listen to Panphage.

proof you can be technically good at one thing and a total retard on everything else

I used to respect skillful people but not even that anymore

You misspelled Metallica.