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prefer full bat me

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post it again shall I?

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

lmaooo he's cheesin hard

Ah velly tasty battu sooop

gf doesn't exist

Corona has taught me the importance of keeping the freezer stocked. 11:30 at night and alcohol isn't cutting it? Microwave some sweet and sour chicken and the world is alright

That's a terrible nosejob on the female

soul
soulless

same

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post it

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women don't exist

funny how the average female is so attractive while the average male looks like an incel

Happy I got a nice fry up from regents cafe in westminster before the lockdown

what does black pudding taste like?

>38 is the ultimate age for a gf

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absolutely craving a bit of the arl sex

Makign bat's out to be evil demon animals in folklore was probably to stop us from eating them because they're so diseased. Chinks don't have such folklore because the gommies deleted it all.

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you lads have honey garlic sauce in the uk?

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currently masturbating to tik tok girls
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what is the best grand strategy game for starters?

never played one but have played age of empires ii, starcraft, etc

Kinda tastes like pork blood, with pork fat or beef suet, and a cereal, usually oatmeal, oat groats or barley groats

the secret to good Indian curry
discovered
by me

Genuinely really enjoying watching normies go out of their mind being forced to stay indoors with no social contact. This is only after one week too, let's see how they are after two months. Welcome to my life bitch

Hope I get some sort of rebate from the government from the losses this lockdown has incurred this /gf2020/

state of you lot

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True
Find a fat retard this qt

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blood. what do big nigger dicks taste like?

She's underage you sick paedo.

funny how the average female should be in jail

sue

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crusader kings two

that sounds unpleasant. I think I'd rather have pancakes.

Spicy blood and oatmeal

ASMR bint is the only woman in my life and i can barely tolerate her

not a fan of lip fillers

rome total war

thoughts on this aussie tiktoker

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I miss Thuleanperspective fuck YouTube. That time around Yule when Varg had his next kid was fucking kino

Civ V

Does the UK have good caldo verde? What is the quality of your chouriço?

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they do look evil as fuck though tbf

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The Bradleyposter is juvenile as hell

Victoria II is the least obnoxiously over-complicated of the current-gen Paradox Grand Strategy games. That said, there's still a lot to learn before you get good enough to do anything impressive.

Are british women sex crazy? I want a chill but pervy gf

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Hinge oneitis hasn't sent me a single message since I told her I was between jobs a few days ago

vile harlot
reckon she fancies cock in her mouth?

i guess you mean chorizo
no we dont have green slop

>That time around Yule

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>i guess you mean chorizo

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I'm going to give it a watch la find class stuff in the UK proper interesting

looks like the proto gf

Maybe but I don't think it's common. Garlic dip is quite popular ever since Dominos popularised it

bruh look at this niggas hairline what the fuck
shave that shit off my dude

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Pengrim

boys a bit of the my knob is like pale white im frecking out

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>tfw decided to become a volcel at 8 because I thought sex was gross
>didn't get over that until I'd already fucked any chance of having a normal social life

based

>chouriço

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when was the last time you took a shower?
me: 15th of this month

Chicken and egg tho innit

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megumin soup

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toil is closed for at least 2 weeks. what the hell am I going to do for 10 hours a day with no toil?

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>british women
oh no he deedent

this morning you smelly cretin

summed it up really well

based. sex is gross and you can satisfy yourself with your hand.

yesterday, shall be having another a bit later today.

I think thats enough now mate, its funny once in a blue moon when hes overstepping a bit but you genuinely just look like an utter sadcase when you do this all the time. Give ya head a wobble

I mean, you do know that outside of NA it's a real holiday right?

quintessentially french post
you lot fucking reek

this morning black bastard

reckon harvey price would do most of the benders in this thread in (cept me obv)

the resemblance is uncanny

no it's black, comes out at night, flies fast as fuck, the flaps look disgusting, sharp teeth
its so different to other things humans ate

having a ffffffucking meltdown lads!!!

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the back of my ears like crust up and bleed when i dont shower.

>green tea and black tea are both tea so what's the difference

Yes. That, and that alone, was the reason.

Need an abs and adonis gf

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can't remember

this morning but im sad because im running out of my nice rose soap and i don't know if marshalls is still open with the virus shit.

>This afternoon, Parliament will resume to issue an epidemic notice allowing the government to change almost any law with the stroke of a pen.
based

Would you rather be happy with down syndrome, or unhappy and normal?

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dont care dont drink tea

>There are two Crowns operant in England, one being Queen Elizabeth II. Although extremely wealthy, the Queen functions largely in a ceremonial capacity and serves to deflect attention away from the other Crown, who issues her marching orders through their control of the English Parliament. This other Crown is comprised of a committee of 12 banks headed by the Bank of England (House of Rothschild). They rule the world from the 677-acre, independent sovereign state known as The City of London, or simply 'The City.'

whoa

how do the chinese do it bros
It has completely stopped

Well done China.
Well done.

>thoo-lay
who the fuck pronounces it like this

what the fuck

christmas day

looking at Yas Forums and chuckling to myself

anyone got that picture of the brit mong with the mong haircut that makes him look like a lesbian

haha reminds me a little bit of somebody I know

Poggers

reckon if I didn't avoid girls like the plague during my formative years I wouldn;t be afraid to be in the same room as them.

What's his endgame?

I'm currently normal and unhappy (or more like apathetic), but I would never want to be a downy

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kek this is me

Let me in ya cunts

fuck off

why so angry benjamin my boy?

the old fishlips
girl at work has them, you see her lips like 5 minutes before tou see the rest of her
what happens when they stop getting shit injected into the?
is it like when people have too much botox done and their faces are in this permanent fixes expeession

border's closed due to AIDS

>It has completely stopped
it hasn't

cringe

french person on a proxy

what the fuck is that

>discord

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it's been years since i took a bath
i take a shower every day

one of my coworkers (female) said she only showers once or twice a week. explains why she always smells like cum and alcohol

finished watching twilight new moon. didnt cry at the end this time which is strange for me as i usually do. was deeply moved all the same. begun watching twilight eclipse

internet’s connection in a right state these days
can’t be doing with this

I thought girls were icky and avoided them in my younger years. Now I can talk to them well, but so many of them aren't interesting.

what

Holy fucking cringe.

DOXXED

piss OFF

just made a blt sans the b

>what happens when they stop getting shit injected into the?
they start to return to normal size after 6 months to a year

umm...shut the fuck up!?!?

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coronavirus: demonic invasion
china: uac
bats: argent energy
doomguy: that slag crying on tiktok

what if I've already got it can I come in then

*sends brit into seething rage by posting steam chat screenshot*

pozzford bender

Your happiness with downsyndrome is completely dependent on other people though, if society went to shit or people stopped caring about you, you couldn't do anything to regain the power or control needed to make yourself happy. Downies happiness is completely dependent on societies benevolence towards them so I'd rather be unhappy and normal and have a degree of power and control I'm my life.

any retailbros still enlisted

piss off

steamcommunity.com/id/golfbollsuckr
fucking CRIKEY moley

The 'za? Yeah, it's coming out the oven at 5 minutes past midnight.

fucking mong

>didnt cry at the end this time which is strange for me as i usually do

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The fabled leftypol discord

find it funny when krauts say that the HRE was rule by kruats when it was actually ruled by Frenchmen, Swiss/Austrians and Luxembourgers, not krauts. They were just territory.

nooo not my heckin profilerino that i totally didnt post here before

stockin' up on the 'roni 'za before the 'rona

Lads

I keep developing feelings for females i talk to

My head is all over the place

How do I stop this

I talk to other females and not care obvs but y’know

nothing wrong with crying

ive been crying a lot lately myself

aye
been giving toilberg hell today
soon we will have the whip hand

wonder what bats taste like

Women have already gone mental on day 1 of lockdown.

uhh ohh umm dont think he even posts here lad

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I await his return

Currently listening: youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo

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yeah really funny that
*turns and talks to someone else*

bring up your sex offender history you nonce cunt