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absolutely nuked my fucking ears
alri
gone
literally died out
those sort of people dont exist anymore
hate sad apus
>tfw half your team off self isolating before this week
gonna just stand my ground and get the time off tomorrow lads shit is dumb
why do low class british people look so cool and intimidating while low class americans just look disgusting, cringe, pathetic, etc?
sue
didn't have access to food other than meal replacement biscuits and apples.
ugly insect
soul and culture
ive spent most of my life living outside america as my parents were diplomats and yes everywhere in the world people are concerned with social status
youre not cause youre an incel neet whos given up on life but most people are not like you
there are some scary low class people here
Latest scenes from Cheadle
millions of british workers will be unemployed soon
Epic xddd and people say Dutch posters are boring autistics who dont even understand humour on any level, let alone have an ability to make other people laugh
Why post frogshit when you could post Nigella Lawson?
She's so pretty I wanna die
hat that chancer
oh no
do you actually find this funny
has the panic buying stopped lads? i'm running low on the ol' food supplies
5head
*hoists her over the edge and into the animal pit*
step 9 looks like shit
One of these days my work will close and I'll get a day off
it brings me joy because it fucks with the type of incel who's obsessed with her and her type of e-whore
State of that hairline
should have panic bought bro
this used to be what America was all about
reckon i could defeat a gorilla in a fight or any other animal really and yes i am talking without anything other than my bare hands
don't do that she'll eat them alive
>procrastinated getting food and the shop is closed (limited hours due to viruse)
i couldn't do that with a clear conscious
debating ordering this takeaway lads, 10quid minimum delivery so 2 desserts init
should i do it?
I wanna see a gorrila verse that bloke for GOT
need this gf
go on then
clogwog confirmed teenager
I like the idea of ASMR and I love the sensation but I only get it from women and I can't watch them without feeling like a sad case mongoloid freak
so lonely
so alone
It's a standard hairline
>what is sarcasm
fucks sake, forgot the image
nonce
you guys laughed at me when i posted this 2 weeks ago
you laughed at me when i posted it 1 week ago
but guess what?
youre not laughing now
If you need more than 1 sheet of TP to wipe after a shit then you're unwell
>takeaway burger
bizarre behaviour but do go on
would fuck her to death
>$6+ for a cheeseburger combo
why tho?
george of the jungle is a very underrated film
>5'8
IT'S OVER
same
gotta go to the gym and get a pump before i feel confident enough to watch it
6'3"
it's alright
we always wanted it to end with a bang.
so when it didn't-
when the world coughed politely into a folded elbow,
when the green paper slips slipped quietly into the fireplace for starter,
when the streets went cold and empty and estranged, grown over, buried--
we felt we had been cheated.
where is the war? we chanted, those of us that still could.
and the world whispered back: over .
and we watched it go, like a used-to-be-friend
we could not swallow our pride to ask forgiveness of.
and it went-
not in a rally of sound, sensation, reverb--
but silence.
Yeah and you're a standard ASMR virgin freakazoid
girls whining about their stupid problems on tiktok is kino
>5'9
CALL IT
>5'9
LIVING IT UP
would rather have my willy sucked by a man frankly. put it this way, would you buy shoes off someone with no legs? i rest my case
hey, that's my post
bit vulgar
haha what a nonce
pure unadulterated autism
me on the left
>6'0
WE NEED TO GO HIGHER
>5'7
IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN
maccies. burger king and that are shut la
only takeaway burger avilable on the market and i don't fancy a dodgy paki pizza or shitty kebabs
that's a double cheeseburger to you
>5'11"
Doesn't matter, had sex
I'm still laughing at your autism
Yeah because I know he's not saving the best for himself
>5'10
not bad
190cm, perfect height imo
>5'11
literally the most powerful being on the planet or perhaps in the universe
only time i ordered a (double) burger was when i was proper depressed lol
>5'10
MORE
haha
>6'6
IT'S ONGOING
literally everyone that meets you subconsciously or otherwise thinks you're lying
If I'm asked my height I say 6' but really I'm 5'11
>maccies
>only takeaway burger avilable on the market
grim. just fucking grim. big F.
>this will affect my birth preferences
umm..sweaty..you spread your legs and push
pipe down manlet
no they don't
be quiet
I'm just emotional
see
what is it about buff, sexy, probably/definitely gay men who have a smile that melts your heart and offer pure unconditional love unto you and accepts you for who you are and will help you at a moments notice no questions asked? the kind who were fearless enough to follow their own way and not turn bitter...
love being towered over by women
>6'7
NO END IN SIGHT
...
but i'm actually 5'11 and i don't say i'm 6'
did you know you shrink in the day so you're prob an inch taller in the morning than you are at night.
Cor wish that was me
going for my daily walk ration at 8am
Women make out that sucking a willy is a hard thing to do because it makes it seem more special but it can't be that difficult can it. Think a bit of it aswell is that they get arsey if you give them tips.
>hasn't watched the GOAT Pat LaFontaine ASMR video
>one chance at life
>taller than 6 foot
lol
hoisting my testes to some dangerous fishing apparatus
genuinely keked
cats hate humans
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knew it before everyone else that clogwog is literally some 14 year old kid
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
would you rather be average and tall or handsome and short?
gf tested my claim that I'm 6'1
For me? It's Latte ASMR
still autistic and i have no urge to do this
the former
at any job I've ever had the girls there just assume I'm gay and treat me like I'm one of them
being short and decent looking sucks
(probably doesn't help that I look after my skin haha)
stop replying to me.
PIECE OF CRAP
I'm already average and exceptionally tall
been doing a bit of hiking, if the fastest i ever grew was from 5'6 to 5'8 in about a year, is there a chance my growth spurt hasn't happened (or didn't happen) as is sometimes the case with SSRI use during puberty?
no
bore off you wet lettuce
contracted coronavirus just googling that
I just assumed all Dutch people had the mental ability and outlook of a teenager desu. By far the worst poster on this general though, even worse than emmet who you can generally filter out when he's on one, clog wog just shits up every thread he's in being a complete retard
handsome and short
reckon i could squat and deadlift more
average and tall for fuck sakes man
why's that even a question
existence is suffering for a manlet
how tall? at some point being so tall is bad i think
me? 5'10. the Ready Salted of heights.
Now they are the same screen
trousers are falling down
I am handsome and short, yet have never had a girl approach me. It's unironically over if you're under 6'.
gave the former a try and it's been SHIT
not me
got a work laptop and a home laptop
No they don't they hate humans who annoy them and stop them from doing what they want to do. Most people who talk about le grumpy cats are dickhead a who dont leave their cats alone to do cat things
I'm 6'7". It hasn't been a negative at any point. The only people who have ever said I'm "too tall" have been the beta orbiters of girls I've dated, telling the girls they should break up with me because of the height difference.
tinder date had one of these by the front door she wouldn't let me in without measuring my height first (and passing the penis inspection obvs)
maybe you're not handsome
which is it then
vaginaoid btfo
I've been told my many women I am, yet none of them are interested in me romantically.