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corrrrrr
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absolutely nuked my fucking ears

alri

gone
literally died out
those sort of people dont exist anymore

hate sad apus

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bop
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>tfw half your team off self isolating before this week
gonna just stand my ground and get the time off tomorrow lads shit is dumb

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why do low class british people look so cool and intimidating while low class americans just look disgusting, cringe, pathetic, etc?

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sue

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didn't have access to food other than meal replacement biscuits and apples.

ugly insect

soul and culture

ive spent most of my life living outside america as my parents were diplomats and yes everywhere in the world people are concerned with social status

youre not cause youre an incel neet whos given up on life but most people are not like you

there are some scary low class people here

Latest scenes from Cheadle

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millions of british workers will be unemployed soon

Epic xddd and people say Dutch posters are boring autistics who dont even understand humour on any level, let alone have an ability to make other people laugh

Why post frogshit when you could post Nigella Lawson?

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She's so pretty I wanna die

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hat that chancer

oh no

do you actually find this funny

has the panic buying stopped lads? i'm running low on the ol' food supplies

5head

*hoists her over the edge and into the animal pit*

step 9 looks like shit

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One of these days my work will close and I'll get a day off

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it brings me joy because it fucks with the type of incel who's obsessed with her and her type of e-whore

State of that hairline

should have panic bought bro

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this used to be what America was all about

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reckon i could defeat a gorilla in a fight or any other animal really and yes i am talking without anything other than my bare hands

don't do that she'll eat them alive

>procrastinated getting food and the shop is closed (limited hours due to viruse)

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i couldn't do that with a clear conscious

debating ordering this takeaway lads, 10quid minimum delivery so 2 desserts init
should i do it?

I wanna see a gorrila verse that bloke for GOT

need this gf

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go on then

clogwog confirmed teenager

I like the idea of ASMR and I love the sensation but I only get it from women and I can't watch them without feeling like a sad case mongoloid freak

so lonely
so alone

It's a standard hairline

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>what is sarcasm

fucks sake, forgot the image

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nonce

you guys laughed at me when i posted this 2 weeks ago
you laughed at me when i posted it 1 week ago

but guess what?
youre not laughing now

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If you need more than 1 sheet of TP to wipe after a shit then you're unwell

>takeaway burger
bizarre behaviour but do go on

would fuck her to death

>$6+ for a cheeseburger combo
why tho?

george of the jungle is a very underrated film

>5'8
IT'S OVER

same
gotta go to the gym and get a pump before i feel confident enough to watch it

6'3"
it's alright

What do you think of mukbang?

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This girl is my dream wife

we always wanted it to end with a bang.
so when it didn't-
when the world coughed politely into a folded elbow,
when the green paper slips slipped quietly into the fireplace for starter,
when the streets went cold and empty and estranged, grown over, buried--
we felt we had been cheated.
where is the war? we chanted, those of us that still could.
and the world whispered back: over .
and we watched it go, like a used-to-be-friend
we could not swallow our pride to ask forgiveness of.
and it went-
not in a rally of sound, sensation, reverb--
but silence.

Yeah and you're a standard ASMR virgin freakazoid

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girls whining about their stupid problems on tiktok is kino

>5'9
CALL IT

>5'9
LIVING IT UP

would rather have my willy sucked by a man frankly. put it this way, would you buy shoes off someone with no legs? i rest my case

hey, that's my post

bit vulgar

haha what a nonce

pure unadulterated autism

me on the left

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>6'0
WE NEED TO GO HIGHER

>5'7
IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN

maccies. burger king and that are shut la
only takeaway burger avilable on the market and i don't fancy a dodgy paki pizza or shitty kebabs
that's a double cheeseburger to you

>5'11"
Doesn't matter, had sex

I'm still laughing at your autism

Yeah because I know he's not saving the best for himself

>5'10
not bad

190cm, perfect height imo

>5'11
literally the most powerful being on the planet or perhaps in the universe

only time i ordered a (double) burger was when i was proper depressed lol

>5'10
MORE

haha

>6'6
IT'S ONGOING

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literally everyone that meets you subconsciously or otherwise thinks you're lying

If I'm asked my height I say 6' but really I'm 5'11

>maccies
>only takeaway burger avilable on the market
grim. just fucking grim. big F.

>this will affect my birth preferences
umm..sweaty..you spread your legs and push

pipe down manlet

no they don't
be quiet

I'm just emotional

see

what is it about buff, sexy, probably/definitely gay men who have a smile that melts your heart and offer pure unconditional love unto you and accepts you for who you are and will help you at a moments notice no questions asked? the kind who were fearless enough to follow their own way and not turn bitter...

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love being towered over by women

>6'7
NO END IN SIGHT

...

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but i'm actually 5'11 and i don't say i'm 6'

did you know you shrink in the day so you're prob an inch taller in the morning than you are at night.

Cor wish that was me

going for my daily walk ration at 8am

Women make out that sucking a willy is a hard thing to do because it makes it seem more special but it can't be that difficult can it. Think a bit of it aswell is that they get arsey if you give them tips.

>hasn't watched the GOAT Pat LaFontaine ASMR video

>one chance at life
>taller than 6 foot

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lol

hoisting my testes to some dangerous fishing apparatus

genuinely keked

cats hate humans

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knew it before everyone else that clogwog is literally some 14 year old kid

you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you
you're from the sainsburys aren't you

would you rather be average and tall or handsome and short?

gf tested my claim that I'm 6'1

For me? It's Latte ASMR

still autistic and i have no urge to do this

the former

at any job I've ever had the girls there just assume I'm gay and treat me like I'm one of them
being short and decent looking sucks
(probably doesn't help that I look after my skin haha)

stop replying to me.

PIECE OF CRAP

I'm already average and exceptionally tall

been doing a bit of hiking, if the fastest i ever grew was from 5'6 to 5'8 in about a year, is there a chance my growth spurt hasn't happened (or didn't happen) as is sometimes the case with SSRI use during puberty?

no

bore off you wet lettuce

contracted coronavirus just googling that

I just assumed all Dutch people had the mental ability and outlook of a teenager desu. By far the worst poster on this general though, even worse than emmet who you can generally filter out when he's on one, clog wog just shits up every thread he's in being a complete retard

handsome and short
reckon i could squat and deadlift more

average and tall for fuck sakes man
why's that even a question
existence is suffering for a manlet

how tall? at some point being so tall is bad i think

me? 5'10. the Ready Salted of heights.

Now they are the same screen

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trousers are falling down

I am handsome and short, yet have never had a girl approach me. It's unironically over if you're under 6'.

gave the former a try and it's been SHIT

not me
got a work laptop and a home laptop

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No they don't they hate humans who annoy them and stop them from doing what they want to do. Most people who talk about le grumpy cats are dickhead a who dont leave their cats alone to do cat things

I'm 6'7". It hasn't been a negative at any point. The only people who have ever said I'm "too tall" have been the beta orbiters of girls I've dated, telling the girls they should break up with me because of the height difference.

tinder date had one of these by the front door she wouldn't let me in without measuring my height first (and passing the penis inspection obvs)

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maybe you're not handsome

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which is it then

vaginaoid btfo

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I've been told my many women I am, yet none of them are interested in me romantically.