/brit/

everyone that's heard of him knows that you reddit gimp

cat

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>so user, what about that 7-1 ay?

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Hantavirus next lads

Strap in

nytimes.com/2020/03/22/health/coronavirus-symptoms-smell-taste.html
fortune.com/2020/03/23/coronavirus-symptoms-sense-of-smell-lost-taste-senses-covid-19-anosmia-rudy-gobert/

Unironically got this lads, I can't believe it, I've got the coronavirus and had it for 4 days now.

based
/brit/ is a pro-bat general

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Imagine the poo whiffs.

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Keep calm and asymptomatic spread

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she has no rhythm

Stroking a cat emanates heavy sexual tension

any fellow sufferers in

ADHD bitch having a seizure, really wish somebody would tell her to stop, go away and be quiet.

kill all bats for italy

king all stingrays for steve

disgusting choice of colours
never fails to make me fume

they're turning the Excel in London into a temporary hospital

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>that shake at the end
wtf?

an egg and 1 hour of sunshine a day keeps the doctor away

never understood women beaters til i saw tik tok

Chinky niggas been eating rats

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youtu.be/c71OpZZOgW0

tune

*does a smelly fart near you*
smell that?

Looks like my wrists dahaha

Nearly 29 years old but going to buy a games console

what about the Access? ahaha

cymruuuuuuuuuuuuuu

for me the font is the worst element, the whole thing is incredibly cringe. Reminds me of the stuff thailad used to put out.

no they don't
be quiet

b/c if like half the people are infected that would put an intense strain on the medical system but trying to limit the spread so when the pneumonia starts happening it's not like 90% of people and they all need treatment at once is necessary.

How are all you home workers doing?

Had three wanks today, I work for a major builders merchant and everything is on its arse. I'm just going to drink myself to oblivion until this all blows over.

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*pisses on your head as well*

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is it a switcherino for animal crossingerino?
saw there was a shortage of them because people didnt want to be bored in quarantine

what an unfortunate maw

Just to make it clear, /brit/ food chain goes as follows:
>brits
>west brits (cant put the missus last or she'll get domestic)
>that one russian lad
>G*rmans
>french
>yanks
>aussies/kiwis
>leafs

piss off tier:
>The dutch

ps4 i hope lad

I'll never be infected

bet you didn't even watch the manor livestream on insta last night when they previewed all the bangers from their forthcoming album
fucking pleb

bats are friends. Just don't eat them.

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will be

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stupid niggardly yank

upboat to you good sir!!!

If there was a volunteer corps being organised to gun down every last bat on the face of the earth, I'd join up on day one. We must take action NOW!

OFFICIAL /brit/ POWER RANKINGS:

1) Canada
2) UK
3) New Zealand
======POWER GAP======
9000) USA
9001) Australia
======POWER GAP======
9000000000000000000001) Finlad
Unranked) 190cm autist

>He didn't panic buy

*Laughs in tinned non-perishable food*

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wish i grew up in the norf, seems like a comfy and fun place

FaceTimed a Dutch girl today

very direct they are

They will let you know if you like them

dream on

I am forgotten

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imagine if you saw a man her age doing the same thing

>aussies below yanks
someone had to say it

Stocked my freezer with wight watchers ready meals

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remembering the two posters from Jersey

thots are not slags

unsure of this one mnyself. will give it some more thought

Got scammed for €200 on the darkweb a couple weeks ago and 2bh I’m still fuming

The cheeky bugger actually sent me an empty package, the total gall

ive literally got like 15 tins of beans

why can bats fly

t. yank

wonder if the cat wonders why the humans are home all day

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HOWLING

thank you for your service

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Don't want to really but would quite like to see a skinny twink boy with emo hair do it

>yanks above aussies
get a grip

>krauts above french
>krauts above aussies
>krauts above leafs
nah

>you will never be a norferner and chant with the lads

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That was just unreal. Only in Jersey

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pistol grip shotguns: are they a meme?

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thank you for these webms. They are wonderful.

air doggos

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genuinely pisses me off that girls dislike me because of some arbitrary human metric i am classed as "ugly"

boris will go down as the greatest pm in history after all this

*rubs ice cream into her hair*
dumb bitch

lad let’s just admit yh

we are a lad ting yh who likes a bottle of wine and a key of coke

goes out to my ravers x

Yeah remember the one that rage quit because we kept calling him Mark?

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oh say can you see

>tfw I just today found out all these tiktok dances have actual names they aren't just random spaz routines
>the whores have actually dedicated time and energy to learn these shits

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE

the outfit is oooo bad
the dance is awful
that she dressed and danced that way with the express intention of filming it makes me want to blow my brains out

i'm going to bed

where's the stock

Lads so earlier I went out for a walk, haven't been out in a few days. Anyway as soon as I get outside I am overwhelmed by a weird smell, like a vinegar smell in the air.

It didnt leave me for the entire day and I could smell it everywhere, it was actually making me feel ill. Is this a sign of some sort of illness because I dont think anyone else could smell it. Anyone have any clue what it was?

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anyone else volunteering for the NHS thing?

ahahahaha what the fuck is this

So this is vault life?

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they eat all their bugs to grow up big and strong
Texas is a shithole but everyone already knows it

batpol raid ITT

dont care about guns except pistols
those are proper kewl

Do you live in an estate? Somebody could have been cleaning something with strong vinegar

should buy an xbox lad so you can play some classic games

you what

got wings innit

stacked my cupboards with cambridge weight plan
got biscuits and crisps in the loft

all firearms are a meme
all a man needs is a recurve crossbow

Absolutely.

no lol

Even George Bush had a high public opinion after 9/11

The thing is Politicans crave moments like that because it’s very easy to appear good.

only if they cover up the herd immunity stuff which they probably will
needless deaths

*eats your bat eggs*

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Yas Forums got an autistic Jersey lad convicted of terrorism

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

Based if you ask me

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so this is what late game capitalism looks like (very grim)

Vinegar I would think

Getting some psychs shipped in

Can’t wait to trip to some groovy tunes with a good mate

very strange mixture of bats and slags in this thread

I'm sorry, but selling garden shit is not an essential service.
I do feel sorry for the owner because he built this company ground up, but he should NOT be sending us into work to flog a bunch of shit.

it's called the smell of fresh unpolluted spring air you smog vaping city slicker. Be grateful to corona for keeping the normies in and the roads clean.

coke yeah but i'm not a puff like you so don't drink wine
pints and spirits only

No, there is still no real escape from the fucking sun

me? 5'9 of course
the height of the alpha male

FUCK imagine dragons

based

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Bats are comfy animals

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no that will literally always be churchill (unironically). boris will be a historic prime minister however, no doubt of that
media will cling like lymetic ticks to the initial shaky response though, when they were considering herd immunity if death toll rises significantly and try and pin it all on him. i mean a lot of journalists could genuinely be killed outright. their lives are expendable and they do damage to society, their deaths would be worthwhile for the majority, but thats what theyll do

Grim

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is she alright

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If you think aussies are funny, then you need to finish six form mate. Also very rarely will you see a bad german post compared to the others which are always, leafs and frogs rarely ever make any decent posts

gov's just given me 1k in gibs, couldn't have come at a better time to be quite honest with you my gents

good lad

I lost my virginity with a girl that looked like her.
I kinda that liked her

>bats getting the blame becaus humans decided to eat them
ah yes, the carnivore """logic""""

why do you get 1k but i dont