/brit/

give it 2-3 weeks for the general public to catch on to this and things will start returning to normal

Downloaded this "house party" app, how do I get it to fuck off sending me notifications?

literally a bit of a cold

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why do spiders always do the zip line down from the ceiling next to your head, never on the other side of the room

non-whites are evil

Can I interject for a moment and say the UK flag is really ugly? all complicated flags are to be honest, all I need is 2 rectangles to draw mine, it's not an intricate pattern of meaningless lines

was it a little girl that you've been shagging? mental 9 yearolds can use facetime

it takes two weeks for the first symptoms to show

loneliness.

delete the app

A woman wearing an eye mask over her nose and mouth, as a precautionary measure against covid-19, crosses a road outside Victoria Station in central London

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>depression

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my mate on minimum wage is a key worker
he has to toil and endanger himself while i get 80% of my much higher wage for wanking in bed all day mad that

No that is rare cases.

It usually takes 5 days.

Can I just interject for a second and say you're a massive virgin

so... is this... good news...?

Just thought you should know we're mocking and laughing at you "people" over on Yas Forums.

would unironically raher go to work at this point

really good news

err wouldnt this mean that around half the tests would come back positive

youtube.com/watch?v=2UvXcU6UhDM

who was your phoebe cates?

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the idea of possibly getting forced to walk around in a mask like a weirdo is giving me anxiety

manual labor is objectively more valuable than any administrative job and should be paid more.

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Volunteering at the RUH for free mate

Pretty sure I have the virus. My only symptoms have been a tickly cough though it's not been that bad or persistent, and I feel really fatigued and can't concentrate on anything. No fever or difficulty breathing... yet.

Any of you have similar symptoms?

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seen one person wearing a mask up to now, and he was delivering shit to a GP office so fair play.

what do you mean "you people"

UK flag is definitely one of the best. Your flag is just netherlands or luxembourg but flipped and slightly tinted.

Communist-reactionary alliance against corona panic when?

manual labourers get £500 a day here

Was it your niece Lmao

yeah i have depression, what uganda do about it?

why dis bitch look like Johnny Vaughn

She cute

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what race is this?

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the UK has sewers yeh? isolate down there, should be safe

had the same. think its from being locked in our home for days desu. jsut makes you generally more tired

>Australia

kinderworld.org/videos/meat-industry/lamb-slaughter-australia/

Gave a homeless guy a cigarette earlier and for a very brief moment his finger touched mine. Now super paranoid I have coronavirus.

M O R A L I T Y

youtube.com/watch?v=e66-8_JXq6o

youtube.com/watch?v=e66-8_JXq6o

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The capitalist exploitation won't stop, until the masses overthrow it.

no, because they're not based on antibodies.

when the antibody test comes out we'll all learn that most of us have had it and you have to be an utterly moribund ancient spacker to be at any kind of risk.

just like any other flu.

just buy a house

why do you spend 13 hours a day posting pro-communist stuff in a /brit/ general

punitive military action should be taken against china. shut down their bat factories and restaurants. seize and burn their bat supplies.

if everyone has a mask then you'd be a weirdo without one.
most manual laborers get paid significantly less than minimum wage here because they're non-citizens. Citizen's who work in manual labor get a bit more than minimum, up to ~$20/hr.

feel horrid for her

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need my fruits spat on

>most manual laborers get paid significantly less than minimum wage here because they're non-citizens.
The land of the free

And lockdown in Italy and Germany seems promising so far. We’ll probably have levelled out by the end of week 3, although I can see a one week extension happening just to be safe.

Havent washed my hands since 6am

cornish flag is the best.

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Respect to giving a ciggy

I always do the same when they ask bc rollies cost fuck all and idc what anyone says but smoking helps with my mental health

licking a lipid shell

LARPing cunt

well what do you want us to do? NOT eat lamb?
might as well go and live in bloody islamistan

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just a flu

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london mutt. 1/4 english, 1/2 irish, 1/4 igbo with a hint of chinese

cargo culting

It was a half finished cig which I didn't want any more. He asked me if I had a spare one so I just gave it to him.

Nah, I'm a neet and it feels worse than usual. I suppose it could be a depression/anxiety symptom that is a lot worse because of worrying about the virus.

I hardly ever get coughs or the cold or the flu though so the fact that I have a cough is worrying.

after all this ends im going to cherish the times that lisicki is off in a ditch somewhere not posting here desu

wish they'd spray that on my bollocks
reckon it'd feel good

Is this you?

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Isn't your country still 'herd immunity'?

Very boring flag imo

gf's been taken to hospital and i cant even go see her right now

yeah but who knows what happens next week

pretty sure i saw this lad's sting video

imagine literally being able to walk out your door and get your arse rattled off by any passing kev to keep the blues away and having it all taken away from you.

why do you n o n c e k i d s?

the 'rona?

Poor baby :(((

>I'm a NEET

What the fuck, these things actually exist? What income do you survive on? What do your parents think of you?

wish i lived in africa so i could piss on nelson mandelas grave

sense of smell seems to have improved, and chest is less wheezy with the lack of cars on the road. time to leave the city for good i reckon.

Muslims also eat lambs tho

Just think it’s funny how Australians stab and chokeslam and torture living sheep before cutting their heads off to use as footballs

Cro magnons

>its just a flu bro

how am i supposed to meet my dealer now

>went out for a walk and one dog walking woman gave me evil eyes as she stepped away from me
Talk about being uppity.

it's that the default behaviour for anglos?

i hope they start making us wear masks so i can finally go out in public without fear of everyone seeing how ugly i am

i have a full time job so that's literally impossible
guess there's more tan 1

True, though. What's Boris (and other world leaders) going to do to safeguard the homeless population at a time like this?

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I'm assuming he's a neet because his parents love him

are you actually worried?

as a NEET it couldn't be better for you, whole system is going to be fucked after and that's an oppotunity.

if you've got anxiety the solution is to not be a massive vag.

god i hate white women

she literally cannot experience depression, it's not possible

how do i actually do this volunteering thing then, is there a form or link?

Nah, imo most NEET kids have bad relationships with their parents

just arced the 'za into the oven like a well cooked grenade

didn't watch the video because it's unavailable in my country but i reckon yankoids do worse things to cattle and pigs, probably in texas somewhere

>Oxford study

lmao

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how does crona affect my chances of getting the ex to get back with me?

Went for a 3 hour walk in central london and everyone was much nicer than normal.

source: your ass

care to explain why you are so racist?

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no
for mudslimes like you however...

so many ugly people on the 6 o clock newsx

oh nononon

>Multiple NEETS in /brit/

Lol what the actual fuck. How do you get that way? What do you do all day long? Don't you feel horrible about yourself?

I always thought it was LARPING

women desrve being lined up and sniffed

First of all, I'd like to say this:

Fuck off normie twat.

Second of all, I have had pretty bad mental health problems for years. I work part time from home and most Saturdays at my dad's business. I don't get any money from the government cause I don't want to be a leech. But as of now, I'm not healthy enough to go out and get my own place and work full time so I live with my mum.

Why can’t you just act like you were nice?

Mixed, obvs.

>volunteer
>get posted to work at tesco helping a multinational coin it in

Am Texan, can confirm. Our factory farms are like an Auschwitz for animals but its from birth to death and never ends.

did you type this post with one hand you filthy coombrain

wish i was still with the ex lads

source: all the NEETS that kill themselves and or their parents.

thanks for admitting youre a leech neet too though.

age is one hell of a drug

>How do you get that way?
for me it's dropping out of uni and putting my feet up because my parents don't give a fuck either and just throw money at me

>NEET
>Not in Education Employment or Training

Only mildly worried about my own health cause I don't live that healthily but more worried about one of my parents dying.

*massive rip of the bong*
well then here we are

Lol

miss the ex