me on the left
/brit/
Fidraywbw
crisps
Me? 29. Hoping I'm young enough to survive the 'rona if I have it
ring ring poocee its lockdown
... White bird today ...
They won't pull the plug on the internet, they'll just block non-essential sites so your Facebooks and your YouTubes presumably.
If they did that it'll be a 9am to 5pm thing.
wonder what age the oldest lad to shag was
I will emerge from the lockdown a well read, intellectually versed, musclebound beastoid.
21 days in india
deluded
poo
I refuse to go back to the old system we had before corona.
Off to shop you want owt?
Whats wrong with British girls
not with your diet dude
This crisis is unlike any we've seen before. We're witnessing history unfold in front of our eyes. This is bigger than 9/11 except for everyone and just like 9/11 nothing will be back to the way it was before. Short of WW3 this is also going to be the biggest event of the decade. How are some still not realizing this?
BT is such a shit fucking ISP. That router is a piece of fucking shit and 3rd party ones are even more shit with them.
No thanks lad I’m already there
>mid thirties
>on here
jeysus fucking christ
>Facebook
>Youtube
>non-essential sites
LOL
BT internet on lockdown I'm hearing
lmao they're not going to shut the internet down
it'll just be a bit slower for everyone because everyone's using it
This is the ideal sandwich. The ultimate sandwich if you will.
Bloomer bread
Chicken breast sliced up
Thin rashers of well cooked streaky bacon
Lettuce
Tomato (NICE tomato not pasty/watery)
Mayo
Salt
Plenty of pepper
Dusting of paprika
They are slags that need attention alcohol and sex. Most don't seem to mind working in shops for money though.
If I'd told you 3 weeks ago that we'd all be in lockdown with bannings of public gatherings over 2 you'd have called me deluded but here we are.
took me half a second longer than normal to load the new. it's happening
candy cures corona
fucking state of those aisle names
>21
>has kids and doesn't want more, but wants you to raise them
any of you lads used hinge?
shut up you fanny pad
>Dusting of paprika
a tasteless red powder used to colour food and nothing else
Just noticed the garlic lol
>meat
Sorry I have a soul and don't condone animal cruelty
She did nothing for the UK other than make us look like a joke and remember, not one member of the public voted for this puppet.
I’m worried because what if this becomes permanent even after the lockdown?
My diet has nothing to do with it
yeah got a few on my doors mate
Anything that's not a sausage and chip sarnie from the chippy is wrong.
for me its midriffs
just raped a paki
>noooo
scromit
got a BTEC in post-apocalyptic survival so i'll be fine
>sarnie
lmao the only person I've EVER heard use this term in real life was a tarquin
can't stand her stupid face
absolute nonce
Revolting saggers
vile trollop
my norfener dad says sarnie
Stop this virtual imperialism you horrid britoid
That’s MY bandwidth
>when you had medical experience on your CV already but now literally every dick Tom and Harry will have it on their CV as well because of corona
stellar post
so hungry but not a good idea to leave the house
the women in the background laugh at him but he will be the one surviving this thing
toilberg FUMING his little shitshow isn't essential
For you it's prison for statutory rape
for me, it's ham, cheese and pickle. the perfect combination of smoky ham, with the tangyness of the pickle cutting through the rich creamyness of the cheese.
Can tell you that this response from the government indicates that the lockdowns aren't going away anytime soon.
Which is how they'll justify the banning of "non-essential" websites. It will all be in our "community spirit" to limit bandwidth to only the most essential websites to ensure that our productivity remains at its highest during this crisis.
aberystwyth doesnt have its own server bizarrely enough sorry mate
Get out more, preferably during the outbreak.
Also people who don't properly reply to posts should neck themselves immediately.
got these for a tenner, they're in the post
BASED!
yeah cause you're a southern fairy and everyone you meet is a tarquin
fuck off
wanking up a storm
fruit/vegetable/salad have no place in a sandwich
Remember when it was just a cold? Feels like only a week ago it was being mocked. Look how quickly it's escalating
can someone pull out the protractor and measure their mandibles?
need to see if they're capable of birthing shaggers or not
thanks x
What website is that? Wanna check it out
I live up north
it's called a butty
why in the fuck would they pull the plug on the internet? That'd a deathblow to the already enfeebled economy
just make a habit to say your posts outloud and you'll bore the virus to death
stew in the oven, jamie hasn't steered my wrong yet
for me, it's the sausage roll sandwich
old enough to wear a crop top, old enough to be fucked.
lmao literally just only ever SEEN *insert utterly shit and boring story no one cares about* lmao
0.002% mortality rate for people under 35 who are not obese or asthmatic
it's going to be fine
i think its built into google or summet
got a swelling feeling in my chest and a massive urge to cry but it wont come out is this the pression?
this is fibre unironically
not to mention giving people less reason to stay inside
shoved my sausage up your mum's butty
dad (boris johnson) trying to erode my civil liberties again
fuck this i'm gonna listen to metallica
I don’t know if his getup would actually be effective, I think he just has ‘tism
It is you pathetic worm.
Recently been putting gherkins in sandwiches and it's a real treat
They're not going to pull the plug see
because internet workers aren't essential and may be exposed to the virus
hope you die painfully desu
corr phwoar
Highly doubt Teresa may did actually make this thread
how do i get a gf like this
>average
your inner bender wanting out
based
is it too early to get on the beers
So will they. If you're young and healthy chances are you'd have no symptoms and your body just gets over it.
love gherkins
love sauerkraut
love pickles of all kind
simple as
why is your upload so high wtf
also i'm in birmingham
lmao nobody's going to pull the plug on the internet
you'd have instant riots
>clingfilm
>i.e. it was made earlier and is room-temp or cold
incredibly grim
if they were fresh out the oven it'd be a different story...
It says mine is fast but it’s minuscule compared to yours, I have 14.1 mbps download and 2.67 mbps upload
Why is it so shit
reminder that we tanked the global conomy for a bit of a cold.
im living in the matrix innit
*enters thread in droplet*
link la
having a crispy crunch? yes, I think youll find I am
sorry mate
NOO WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE OLD PEOPLE!?!?
*sneezes dramatically in a wide arc in front of me*
AHhhhhH yes
My immune system has been in stellar condition all my life. I'm 29 and have only called into work sick twice. Last time I went to the doctor was when I was 15. I've never been in a hospital. Prime.
based... for me its the cornichon, ham and butter baguette
looks like beer52
Notice how the youngest and stupidest person in the picture is the only one to wear a mask
Army to be Deployed on the 28th
Anyone out after 9PM will be arrested and sent to camps
All infected will be liquidated
*autistic voice*
should he?
meant for
cytokine storms dude
why do southerners try so hard to be yanks even though yanks howl at them
Not effective at all, gloves are useful but he should have a mask not a paper bag
beer52 is based i got a free one (just pay delivery) from them a while ago although it was weird shitey s korean beers you can't really whinge can you
Who /honoring zyzz/ today?
Quarantine style
egg fried rice
yes he should be ashamed of his fucking home country for lying and being completely reckless
Literally lads
So I FaceTimed a girl I met whilst on a works holiday yeah
So
I was like haha are you still in contact with anyone you met
She proceeds to tell me she still speaks to a guy she had a road trip with.
Like yeah ok so just get to the part where you shagged him senseless
Literally don’t even care but come on
Do they think we don’t know
Yawn
rotund rodent
He looks like he fucks black guys
It's a mask for the capitalist crisis lad. Locking people indoors is being done to prevent protests and any potential revolution.
finally got my text from boris
shall make a huge difference to my actions no doubt
yeh
god i wish at this point. just get it over with
have more luck on there than the 'der nowadays
i'd rather a higher download than upload so fuck you
Based. Tell you what though never had a pickled egg, seemed a step too far
reminder i was saying this last week
now where's that alarmist mong
only a bugman like that could identify with a consumer good label of origin
R O U N D
had to fix that shit
You're paying fibre for that? Are you connecting through 20 wifi repeaters?
mong
which part do you reckon all the porn is in?
That’s gnarly, nice one brotha
Haha little friendzone gimp
is he a bbc? (British born Chinese)
shan't be dabbling in the dark art of the pickled egg, feels like you're eating a homunculus
gagging for an antibody test... i felt faintly shit for a few days near the start and wondering if I've actually had it
>same smile in both pictures
insecurity is CUTE
absolutely wasted today on wanking and Yas Forums
fresh start on the morrow lads.
same.
mysteriously in early feb after going for a nice meal in chinatown me and the GF both had a bad cold.
but that would mean it's been here ages, everyone has had it and everyone's losing their mind over nothing. which can't possibly be true.
Yet these are the people claiming we should be ashamed of the slave trade
Cold sausage rolls are disgusting shit but hot sausage rolls might be the closest thing to tasting heaven.
What gives?
ah, yes, Yas Forums
>but that would mean it's been here ages, everyone has had it and everyone's losing their mind over nothing. which can't possibly be true.
reality is sometimes just a sick joke
Why are f*male historians so fucking dreadful? Ruin every episode of In Our Time with their drivel.
i love this
VERY NICE user
why do all northerners talk like they're from the 1950s?
youll do the same tomorrow
youre actually 100% likely to die of corona virus if you can't stomach a cold sosig roll
I've been through 4 Differnet providers, plusnet, sky, bt, virgin all fibre and they all come out at less than 7MBPS per second ive got loads of people to come out and look at it but apparently its because its a new build and everyone else on the street has it too.
I had Sky for about 2 years ish? and was on 300kbps, took me a day to download a movie
Yeah is beer52, if you've never used them you can probably get it even cheaper... they sent me an email with the £10 deal to try get me to subscribe again
Will cancel once this is delivered as it'd be £29 usually... fuck that
No one cares or wants to hear it for the 100th time you little twat
Lel
temperature of fats affects flavour and texture massively
Nice generalisation pal
End of the day friendzone is a mentality not a cause.
My condolences
whoa.. holy fuck
just had a mini panic attack at the thought of the internet going out
literally wouldnt know what to do wiht myself aha
because we are the last bastion of the british race
felt sick for about 3 days with a coof and tight chest about 2 weeks ago.
was fairly mild illness tho.
queens speech coming soon
standard.co.uk
Full steam ahead
wish melvyn wasn't such a raging feminist
why would I "howl" at a southerner
I'm not a dog or wolf
*surreptitiously turns on itv1+1*
*slow motion zoom in on me laying in my bed covered in my own semen, surrounded by piss bottles*
*record scratch*
Yup, that's me... I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation
*rewind effect to me as an innocent child being introduced to Yas Forums*
*teenage dirtbag starts playing*
You dont have porn on a hard drive somewhere?
Honestly im used to it, right now its about 5mbps a second so it takes about 45 minutes to download a 1080 HD movie so its not world-ending, cant even IMAGINE what it must be like to be on 20mbps+
dire
Allison Pearson is a grade a cunt, used to work for a certain newspaper, she goes out all guns blazing in her columns but has her tongue firmly up the editor's arse (metaphorically)
nice to know queenie isn't in. might go into central tomorrow and rob her house as part of my exercise.
*huffs pengolin shit*
mmmmm im high af doods
/r/midriff
/r/croptopgirls
don't care
should i buy a powerrack and barbell or nah?
would need a bench too and at least 500 lbs worth of plates so would be looking at probably $2000 total (could be done cheaper but best to spend the extra money and get high quality stuff not made in china crap)
or maybe a kettlebell and some other significantly cheaper implements would suffice
really all depends on how long this all lasts
Me when the rozzers catch me outside for the second time in a day
#OTD in 1922 – McMahon killings: In Belfast, policemen break into the home of a Catholic family and shoot all eight males inside, killing six.
At about 1.00 am on 24 March, gunmen broke into the home of a middle-class Catholic family who lived at 3 Kinnaird Terrace, near the Antrim Road in North Belfast. Publican Owen McMahon lived there with his wife, six sons, his daughter, and his barman, Edward McKinney. The McMahon family had no connection to any paramilitary violence. Owen McMahon was a supporter and personal friend of Joe Devlin, the Irish Parliamentary Party (IPP) Member of Parliament, who rejected Irish republican violence. McMahon was a prosperous businessman, who owned several pubs in Belfast and had at one time been chairman of the Northern Vintners’ Association.
The family was roused from its sleep by the sound of the doors being sledge-hammered down. The intruders tied up the women (including a niece and a servant) in a back room. The men were lined up against a wall, told to say their prayers, and shot. Four died on the spot. The father died six hours later in the Mater Hospital, and one of his sons, Bernard, perished a week later of his wounds. The youngest to die was Thomas, 15 years old.
His younger brother, aged 11, managed to hide under a sofa and escaped the massacre. But what was especially horrifying to the imagination of a child was the thought of the terrified boy crouching in the darkness, listening to the sounds of the shots and the death groans of his family.
So the killing passed into the folklore of Catholic Belfast as an outstanding example of the bestiality of the city’s sectarian hatred with which they had to contend. Fifty years later, the Shankill Road Butcher killings would achieve a similar, ghastly status.
I chuckled at ‘little twat’
That shows actual anger
My days
kill yourself instead
>british race
no such thing
Would recommend downloading TOR now just in case.
If you still can't access the internet through TOR if the blackout goes live, nonces are going to be in for a huge shock.
r/postwall
743 deaths in italy
>but but they were dropping
literal whippet bothering flapcap wearing nonces
Any /father brown/ man in?
it's /r/The_Wall actually mate
she cute
We’ll see. No one would take internet censorship lying down. It’s a good way to ensure armed revolt.
WHATEVER YOU SAY
BOOMER
vely rude sah
drink bleach pedo
considering it too, but not worth it given that its only going to be put to use for like 3-4 month before i move back to my flatshare.
the wall is God's most brutal curse
Is your provider giving you a discount or are you paying a standard rate for fibre?
disgusting slug
KNEES UP KNEES UP
DONT GET THE BREEZE UP
Millennials. Aren't. Going. Out. To. The. Pub
We. Are. Too. Old.
That. Is. Gen. Z.
i'm experiencing this dilemma currently, though I'd just get a barbell + 120kg for ~£350
Think i'll just get a ~24kg kettlebell for £50 and do some meme exercises with it
>>>but but they were dropping
well 600 is less than 700 so that's good! We're all fucked
Would buy simple things or do Calisthenics, shit could hit the fan and you might need that 2000
she's not a very nice person
looks bad close up too
we've got our own hablo group so errr wrong
take a guess lmao
Me? My favorite Civ V difficulty? For me it's emperor
delusional fanny
do you guys shake womens hands?
ah so this is the power of slathering your face in mounds of makeup and "skin care" products
depends on factors. like what is the best gym in your area, how much does it cost, how long does it take to get there.
Anybody else feel kinda cosy about the military getting involved?
This is a fucking nightmare and people don't listen, who cares if squaddies are delivering shit in trucks not fucking about?
I don't.
You lot have the space for this in your house?
it's not for the corona it's for the robbing he plans on doing
and what do you do bruce
Bohoo
yeah cus ive got a bit of a fetish for men in uniform
lifting solution for me is to do pull ups, dips, pushups and to just do garden work which requires carrying concrete slabs about.
dunno what to do with legs though.
is anyone tracking the flu numbers
funny the way southern wogs go from being benders dire posting to full on defence mode the moment you point out how gay and soft they are
miss being able to go to spoons for din dins
Immortal
The only people who would give a fuck are basement dwellers like us. Normies would REEEEE for a single day then get on with their lives.
People aren't going to go out looting because they can't see what Sandra had for lunch.
would absolutely LOVE it if we had military men outside each block telling us to stay inside or face a prison sentence.
idk im too awkward around women to acknowledge them. but shaking their hands seems off
I have to say I've adapted very well to this work from home programme. Pic related, just cracked open a bottle of red whilst on a conference call.
Cheers!
had the 'rona in october meself
>can't buy a new ps2 anymore
shame, wouldn't mind a bit of san andreas or metal gear 3
haha this is me
a barbell and some weights? Yeah... a power-rack? not at all.
proper kicking myself for not getting a gf
imagine being holed up with your dearest love just kissing and eating peng food and the rest of it.
instead im stuck here with you lot.
you're being a delusional fanny
stop im crying
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(all the single ladies)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(all the single ladies)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(all the single ladies)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
A little birdy has told me you're not protecting the NHS. Care to explain sunnyshine?
for me, it's lines on a page.
there's a flu bug around and people are begging the government to lock them in their homes.
people are mongs when it comes to their rights. a whiff of any kind of security threat and they lose their arsehole.
can you emulate them
the wank material:
r/whiptrax
r/BustyPetite
r/palegirls
r/MyCalvins
r/Mommy_tits
r/BreedingMaterial
r/SlimThick
r/EngorgedVeinyBreasts
For me it’s: The Gourmet Vegan Burger and a bottle of Hooch.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Funny, as have I, and perhaps even more peculiar is your striking resemblance to myself. You’re a handsome fellow indeed, cheers to that!
Phwoooar
should be arrested
imagine actually being a remainer believing in european solidarity
as i rock rock rock the rock the rock the microphone
do those pull up bars that go inside a door frame actually work?
might gob in toilbergs face
remember a few people having this tbf. makes you think
hold on let me get my microscope
There's also reports of it circulating in the USA back in August
crime has gone down in the west since the internet because all the niggers are distracted
san andreas is on pc and you can emulate mgs3 on pc or play it on ps3 in the hd collection