/brit/

this is muscular

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have a day off rorke

Anyone know if the custodian is furloughed?

Tommy Robinson jumped out of his car to defend two elderly people being coughed on by a Ugandan asylum seeker who had a previous conviction for possession of firearms, Robinson was able to identify the perpetrators and they were subsequently arrested. this incident was described in the mainstream press as "teens arrested after coughing on elderly couple after intervention by passer-by". Tommy Robinson's name wasn't mentioned once by mainstream press sources, nor the ethnicity of those who coughed on the couple or his prior convictions

Do you doubt there's a propaganda war being waged by the far left at the moment?

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How coronavirus risk increases with age

20s - 0.03 per cent

30s - 0.08 per cent

40s - 0.15 per cent

50s - 0.60 per cent

60s - 2.2 per cent

70s - 5.1 per cent

80-plus - 9.3 per cent

that tracker site is garbage
it does more harm than good because people look at rising numbers and interpret them with 0 context
it should be shut down

>le muscular swarthy man

what a cringey bit of Yas Forums subculture
>ooh this guy played WoW but he sold his account and went to the gym and took roids and then died in a sauna in thailand
who the fuck cares lmao
if that's your inspiration to lift, you've got problems mate

Hope the death rate picks up soon, kind of boring after the initial fun of it all.
The 5% death rate should be converted to near 20% when the health services get over run anyway.
Old people shouldn't be alive in any case.

>that tracker site is garbage
>it does more harm than good because people look at rising numbers and interpret them with 0 context
>it should be shut down

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hes just like me

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reckon niggers aren't as friendly as they're being made to look on television lads

there’s a video of it

>>le
typical seething redditor hating a man who turned his life upside down for the better

Counterpoint: the Irish should not be alive.

china tier suppression of information

what do you suggest to track it accurately?

why do northerners give off this primal warrior vibe while southerners have a weak faggot/fairy vibe? is the difference caused by the climate, geography, etc?

youtube.com/watch?v=CAVtxO96ESY
vs
youtu.be/IaOy4drp-_0?t=6

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No matter how you look at it, 2020 will go down in the history books.

>The risk of dying is higher when your older

No shit sherlock

I need her to fuck me hard, fast and without consent.

i am black

leftymong denying reality even when there's video proof

ate speech

Britisher..

i want to DEMOLISH marina's pussy

Aye.

>attributing the usage of "le" to reddit past 2012
you're a moron

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god i hate china
i want them gone from this planet
just get them out

at the very least include the amount of tests performed as well as average ages

forgot to buy food today

Make my country seem like the best.

Does anyone have personal experience with pneumonia? How painful do you reckon dying of corona is?

hmm nothing to see here

Reckon all the years go down tbf.

The northerners are no better than their viking ancestors

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whatever shit orange man tweets

dunno what to do
already had a wank

How AIDS risk increases with gayness

Not gay - 0.03 per cent
Gay - 78.5 per cent

petite and busty, what a girl!

BASED chinkoids

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i am chinese

lmfao

It's a myth, Northerners are beast people with less than a third of the DNA of our Isle's human population. The South has defended Britain for millenia, the north ugs and mooks from it's soot darkened terraces.

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youtube.com/watch?v=RJPHXPOP2Dg

dying of any respitory illness is fucking grim
it's like drowning or being choked to death

stop that at once

lynch him boys

Takeaway tonight de lads, might get a pizza in solidarity

fuck captcha

we know, Yas Forums has flags

to be fair there are multiple videos of white euro men licking their hands then rubbing them all over subway hand rails

all breeders should be arrested

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twitter.com/mackenzihackner/status/1241966782371389441
SOILED IT, SOILED IT

i hate china-born chinks. indians, japs, koreans, and chinese-americans are based.
but the chinks are fucking yellow insects.

stop eating bats you cunts

fucking oath

>to be fair there are multiple videos of white euro men licking their hands then rubbing them all over subway hand rails

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strange way to announce the launch of Disney+ in the UK

just slapped me nan for coughin on me

i am BRITISH

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585066797448.webm
haha

it also doesn't factor in how different countries record their data, there is no standardized process
italy and germany are perfect examples of how much of a difference that makes

asian americans are absolute filth and should be exterminated along with the rest of the something-americans

Facial hair and especially moustache growing to repugnant lengths, not shaving until corona releases its grasp

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>brits MUST stay home
>can't work from home
>have to go in to a supermarket as I'm apparently a key worker
lamb to the slaughter more like

scenes in athens

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Gonnae comb me carpet for the devil's cabbage as I am no longer able to venture outside without getting told off by the polis

good post

have all the qualities of a successful great man except drive

Going to unconscious you fellas want anything?

Then the headline would be 'Mouse Arrest'

your sacrifice has been duly noted and we will remember you when The Line goes back up

terrible post

compare the first few seconds of this video with the last

youtube.com/watch?v=fpmfynmT71E

How would Superman deal with the ongoing pandemic? this isn't an issue you can solve with flight or superstrength

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um so if people are being asked to work from home where possible then why is it important to have BBC correspondents on-site outside westminster?

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Cornetto la

Boris shouldve used the word lockdown
Still too many retards driving around trying to get to places

tips on staying indoors for weeks at a time?

Reckon there'll be a coronavirus monument when this is all done?

REALLY YOU AND REALLY ME

been indoors for 22 hours now wew

this

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Down to my last garlic bread. Scared of what the future holds.

would love to be working and have a paycheck right now instead of forcibly being shut down

he'd fly around the planet to go back in time and then heem all the bat soup cunts

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what has happened to modern w*men? they're fucking disgusting

kek this is me

install an MMO

indoors since last monday evening

OMG I HEAR PEOPLE OUTSIDE

youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

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rip. Hope you get lucky or are able to re up. I fear ill be in the same position in a couple of days. Taking a dab rn for you bud.

love love LOVE the china, the chinese and chinese culture

ripped girls are disgusting

they should be muscular but not cut, like my gf
pic is her

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how about the china virus

this game is crashing when i clear out the blood plague houses or whatever the fuck. great game tho, sad that i had to uninstall.

tonights kino:
>A vertical prison with one cell per level. Two people per cell. Only one food platform and two minutes per day to feed from up to down. An endless nightmare trapped in The Pit.

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stop that at once

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Don't even know what day it is now. How long have we been in quarantine?

with the rest of the americans

thats an alien

Did enjoy this.

twitter.com/hgsdhaliwalips/status/1242484296838811648

based spainoids

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this

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screeching
why'd he have to smash his glass though

Love love love the way ancient chinese stuff looks but that's about my limit

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Initiated my 7 day Disney+ trial

hitchens on the ropes

'

wish i lived in taiwan, south korea or japan right now
they managed to handle things without shutting everything down like retards

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MY MAN DIDENT SAY LOCKDOWN THO CUZ
MANZ NEED FRESH AIR BRUV YOU GET ME
MOVE FROM HERE MAN *sucks teeth*

youtube.com/watch?v=ele2DMU49Jk post normie bangers

thoughts on the complete erasure and/or rewriting of chinese culture by the communist party?

think its well lush

t. zhang

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woah... we have experts...but who judges the experts??

If she can't do 20pullups she isn't fit for breeding

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I like this image, mind if I send it to my Spanish mate?

i heard that wild pigs were expected to move into the cities with the reduced human activity but that was fast

How long do we have to be in lockdown before the qt two doors down starts seeing me as an option for a lay.

>these are the guys driving you to the zombie village in resident evil 4

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WHY CHINA WHY BAT SOUP WHY

These are the people trying to blame the Italians

Sad mad and dangerously bad in some aspects, didn't go far enough in others. Kept a lot of the objectively bad bits imo

Go ahead and save it it's all yours my friend!

Looks like she skips legday.

cor imagine those lips round your willard romney

Interesting set of posts.

drank half a bottle of cognac
don't know if the muscle aches are alchohol withdrawls or the 'rona

wtf

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that imperial college london paper changed everything

This isn't a government response issue, it's a people issue. Citizens in asian countries were quick to comply to quarantine measures because they remember SRAS that hit them the hardest and culturally they put the collective over the individual. Selfish cunts in western countries don't care and have that its-all-about-me attitude that let such epidemics spiral out of control.

Love Norf me 2bh

Never had a problem with a true-blooded Norferner, as for those surreptitious little backstabbing conniving southern runts...

His actual name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

¡Te voy a matar!

ive noticed with alot of tikitoks they go on for too long

Corr

1st for a liberated and united Ireland free of any foreign imperialism or Darwinian immigration policies

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this

Business Idea: Come up with a new funny slang word for women of the shaggable variety

and it just randomly happened as he was filming

That's not clear at all. What if I've gone for a run and I'm breathing heavy and it's elevated my temperature and also a fly went into my mouth so it got me coughing a bit am I not allowed to complete my daily shop that's unfair bullshit fuck asians.

Also, I have 10 dogs and they have vet appointments but you say those are cancelled and the vets will be treating covid patients now this is TOTAL. BULLSHIT

no money. no job. running low on food. kinda want off the spiral lads

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>deadnaming

NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING EXCEL CENTERINO

homeboy said we could eat you

lmoa

My dog looks well happy that everybody is on the familial estate day in day out

Love the bugger

Man's never been in Market when it's SHUTDOWN

Trust me daddy!

Is Bruce Lee australian?

she's mogged me right off here

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>EXCEL CENTER
wasn't meant to be having uni exams here and now it's gonna be filled with dead bodies instead
mental

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what a narcissist
me me me

he means you

Dua Lipa

thoughts?

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Nothing changed in London since yesterday’s announcement. Never seen so many people in the parks while I was on my ‘daily walk’. People still using buses to get to parks & do shopping, public won’t listen till Boris stresses the word ‘lockdown’

n word tier post

life comes at you quick

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SACKED IN THE MORNING

Fucked a girl that looked exactly like her

Don’t even jaypost me, it happened.

just my type

What did Mark do to the Iceland staff?

Getting paid th'morra lads

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She looks like she fucks all kinds of differently colored men and wouldn't be a very faithful wife.

I do not trust the government on this one lads

seeing her cry about muh album leak muh lockdown muh can't get any big arab cock was funny as fuck

imagine being some fucken abo cunt sniffing petrol all day and suddenly you're a centrelink millionaire because some chink ate a bat

looks like a gypsy

wtf i love covid-19 now

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there's nothing more we can do
you can't ban food shopping and exercise

Any UK Jazz Man in? Currently listening to green by Robohands on repeat

gf just sent me this

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remember when someone posted that vocaroo and homealone was like "fuck me you sound like you have a cock up your nostril"

beat her