/brit/

link

what the fuck is your point you fucking idiot? yes, medieval europeans understood race differently to europeans in the colonial era. and?

booby

don't care

Just the word "chebs"

neighbours discussion:

roastie boomer: all this lovely weather and they expect us to stay inside, not bloody happening

weird freak husband: yeh we'll have to get some picnic food and go to the park one day this week

WHY
dont
THEY
get
IT

LOCKDOWN MEANS LOCKDOWN SIMPLE AS

calm down

>fewer new cases than yesterday
well it was fun
back to work tomorrow

ey bb u wan sum fuk?

Fuck the quarantine. I'm headin oot and taking some sosidjge rolls from the nearest Greggs. Don't care if they're shut. I voted for Brexit not this shite.

noooooooooooooooooooooo i wanted to stay home for the next few months

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Self-checkouts will never replicate this experience.

how are you going to stop them? call the police maybe?

>fookin lock it down yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=EyFFZmb1ZPE

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im a lonely loser virgin who bought tinder gold

'I'm a fat specky mutt abomination and I'd love to throw my sausage up your nutella pipe, me amore.'

Why do panic tards think everyone is supposed to obey the lockdown, that's not even what the government wants.
A few people still need to catch the virus.

>not banana and crisp
I sleep

if any of my neighbours leave and arent back within 2 hours im unironically calling the police, keeping an eye on my entire street

shut the fuck up doug you chink everyone voted for you to fuck off back to china

had to buy the more expensive bananas earlier because the 99p ones were sold out baka

based

which general did you link it in?
i'm a /twg/ and /dsg/ man myself

Thank God

Based public health defender.

show us where ye piss from you odious trollop lmao just kidding now spread your arse and giz a fucking whiff love corrr bet it stinks dont it does it i bet it does haha going for a POO inabit

based

heard you get 150 squid if you report someone

It's going to be hilarious when after months of analysis it turns out the 'do nothing' strategy would actually have been better.

There's no question in my mind that Doug ate bat soup on the regular as a kid

heard boris personally comes and wanks you off if you report someone

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

im glad im getting extra neetbux out of this but i want to be able to spend it on prostitutes for fucks sake

Uganda be kidding me

race is bullshit propaganda just like patriotism/nationality

poo n word

you are fst
fit*

SO FUCKING CLOSE

N

corrr give us a suck on those chebs darling

niggre

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N-n-n

>imagine the fucking smell

Was a just a flu bro, then the prospect of not getting a deano skinfade with scissors on top for a month hit me like a ton of bricks

suck me

open vagene

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India to go into full lockdown

that would be 3 billion people under lockdown globally wew

Aha you sound like a motorbike revving up.

twitter.com/Kamstaxalot/status/1242202150731689990?s=20

this one is funny

youtube.com/watch?v=AbnCLgVMD44

I do all of these and my depression went away

Literally saving lives, highly based

wahgwan piff ting

how so? it’s obvious different phenotypes exist, sure where you draw the line between “races” is “socially constructed” but so is all language. did you know some languages count green and blue as the same colour?

Amusing how every news outlet says death toll for all countries but official death toll for china

Working just as planned for the CIA

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brings a tear to my eye
youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo

Killing yourself reduces any chance of catching le meme virus to zero hop to it ya benders

kek

based

The irony is that racial identity especially desperately generous classifications such as "being white" is what happens when you don't have an actual cultural identity

just ordered this pack

why does she look SO unattractive?

poo

>destiny

fuck off clogwog

>twitter.com/Kamstaxalot/status/1242202150731689990?s=20
wtf is this

Who are those mingers ur with?

An earlier one-day curfew, which was seen as a trial, was flouted by many. At 17:00 on Sunday as part of a nationwide lockdown, Mr Modi called on Indians to clap and cheer emergency services from their balconies, but many misunderstood the call, congregating in the streets as they danced and chanted.

“It’s impossible to fathom the cost that India may have to pay if such irresponsible behaviour continues,” Mr Modi warned. “Social distancing is the only option to combat corona.”

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>888

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took my dog for a walk earlier, sunny with some light cloud cover

streets were very quiet, saw some people walking. Closest I came to anyone else was when an oldish man and woman walked past me. I gave them a nod of acknowledgement as if to say "we're all in this together" then moved slightly aside to keep distance and held my breath as they walked by

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Anglos on pooicide watch

yeah that's why amerimutts are so obsessed with it
>triggered by the messenger, ignoring the message
just give it a listen, redditspacer.

literally the self isolation starter pack

greta? she can get it

refraining from eating bat soup does the job too, but your chink relatives just couldn't hold back, huh

>no socks
Do women really do this?

I heard that if you stab them yourself he lets you fuck Priti Patel right up the arse.

dat werepig nose

coooorrr legs phwooooarrr

Dimb zoomer

“cultural identity” is meaningless and far more diffuse and illusory than racial identity

>Mr Modi called on Indians to clap and cheer emergency services from their balconies, but many misunderstood the call, congregating in the streets as they danced and chanted.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit
The song is his walk out theme.

great legs

you have no idea how bad I'm laughing right now man
also this isnt some catfish account, this is just me doing the tind

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you sound like mark from peep show

>desTINY

she has ankle socks on

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>What are no show socks

imagine the smell

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as if people don’t say “white people” in ireland

lmao

hate this pic stop posting it cheers

me when I see flight radar

might have to avoid the park because my dog loves congregating with other dogs which drags me into the depressing dog walkers social circle

im not "white" im English, simple as

I will NEVER understand how Rachel was considered more attractive than Monica in pretty much every country Friends aired in, to me Courteney Cocks was always a huge childhood crush while Aniston was okay but nothing special

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ok

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Cringe west brit meme right wing larpers do but that tells you all you need to know

people don't really say white here much you'll hear the average joe say aussie or australian referring to anglo australians

haha, I knew it would be the thing people would comment on, they are holding up good though, just don't really care about aesthetics

what about this one

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dad has proper roman nose
mummy has a upturned nose
i got 99% of my dad's genetics except his nose
aaaaaa

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phoebe was the best

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She looked like shit in the middle seasons

>“cultural identity” is meaningless
its the only identity that means anything

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583517233952.webm

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Posting from outside lads

absolutely howling

sorry but no sweaty tims

I'm barely going to see any female IRL for weeks on end. Usually spend half the toilday looking at tights.

frankly i didn’t ask

BASED

*calls the police*

youve just killed my nan

aquiline myself

R.i.p zyzz lads

Gone too soon
Wishing you a happy birthday, fully sikk cunt

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Zyzz's birthday lads

all noses are ugly

PENGDON FUCKING MENTIONED
fully agree with her

she unironically looks like one of the female friends if mine ive nevet shagged

so a black man who eats potatos and cabbage and bacon every day is more irish than an actual irish person who enjoys thai food occasionally?

stupid roider. got what he deserved

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Button master race

what's the point of all those muscles if you're going to die like a cunt in a sauna

kill all wogs

alri burns victim

cute potato nose

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Rip hungry Skelly

all noses on girls can look cute, it really depends on the rest of the face, a biggish nose on an otherwise cute girl is cute

Tonight's ASMR.
youtube.com/watch?v=_qgvQWzo1jE

hate this cunt and her stupid fucking face

ITS BIO OIL

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everyone does. you are categorised as “white irish” in your census.

black helicopters over cheadle

imagine calling yourself white. youre english you utter cringe case

Shots heard in Cheadle

getting cockteased by a 14 yo angie varona has always been a major fantasy of mine

looks exactly like that except im not a woman

I'm Sagittarius

>London should have it's own flag
It does you stupid fucking wog

Witnesses to what exactly ? So you think this is something to aspire to, huh?

In 2011, a 22 year old man was found dead in a dirty Bangkok sauna. He died alone, scared and in excruciating agony. He achieved nothing of worth in his life other than some minor notoriety on silly internet boards where he was just another short-lived meme that will soon be forgotten. He paid the ultimate price for his obsessive vanity and illegal substance abuse. Dead at 22. Way to go, man. We mirin'

When I think about Zyzz now, I pity him and the life he had. He may have been "immortalized" online by out of shape, aspiring gym rats but his life and image were built on a weak foundation of pathetic narcissism. People worshipped the guy when all they had to judge him on were contrived photographs, short Youtube clips and sporadic internet postings. You may look at pictures of Zyzz and admire his impressive physique. But just think about what went on behind the scenes.

When I think of Zyzz, I picture him stood in his closet jerking his roid shrivelled cock to a semi-flaccid state just before shoving it into his overpriced, designer briefs to give the illusion of having a large penis. All this before one of his sycophantic "aesthetic" buddies takes a series of silly ass, staged photographs to be posted all over the internet for the millionth time. And yes, I do believe there was more than a hint of homo-erotic frustration going on between him and his "crew"

me on the left, brit on the right

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britain finally taking things seriously

meanwhile america is about to get rid of the few restrictions they have put in place

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ffs came for a moment of peace and solitude and theres a happy young couple embracing behind me. I will never be free of my daily tortue
also a group a 5 asian lads hanging around i ought to call the police

aquiline I guess

I'm not english though

then kindly fuck off

what did seaside do at iceland?

youtube.com/watch?v=Lthto8aWNzQ

>chinese virus has been spreading since december
>17k deaths
yea this sure warrants killing economies

would flirt with both

I picture him parading around some awful, pretentious nightclub with his shirt off, desperate for attention. Desperate. And for every 7/10 generic drunken slut that stopped to get her photo taken with him, there were a million self-conscious, confused and insecure thoughts going on in that roid-addled brain of his. He couldn't just go out and have a good time like the rest of us. For him, it was a performance. But he was no star. Far from it. Just another juiced up poser. A man of no substance. A pouting, preening, empty vessel. A total fake.

I picture him getting his spray tans and waxing his shrunken balls in front of his bathroom mirror. I see him whitening his teeth, straightening his hair, applying guy-liner. I imagine the life consuming daily rituals that he must have gone through just to maintain some stupid image that was only respected on internet forums frequented by out and out losers." Sad, man. Really fucking sad.

And so, as the saying goes, nothing of value was lost. Those who kneel at his altar will say it was fitting that he died young. Forever young like James Dean or some stupid shit like that. The fact is that in his final moments on this Earth, showing off was the last thing on Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian's mind. He was craving attention of a different kind as his roid weakened heart pumped out its last few beats. He cried out for help. But no one came. And so he passed away, in the tranquil, dignified surroundings of a Bangkok brothel. I wonder how much he valued his physique and fake appearance in those final moments. I wonder if he regretted the narcissistic self-parody he had become. Was it all worth it, Zyzz?

I guess we'll never know.

Could be worse you could have moved to Japan to teach English for the Olympics.

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youtube.com/watch?v=g5AgwBj-uno

STOOPID peng + french

decided to stop shaving for the duration of this lockdown

BBC just cut its live feed from Cheadle. Anyone know what's going on?

Today's order of business: Every illegal alien who followed lockdown protocols ought to be given British Citizenship

Absolutely quivering with desire for cock

He told a woman he had TMAU and demanded to be let in
youtube.com/watch?v=FTPLGnOi-MI

that's what you get you yellow fevered freak

yeah so this virus has almost completely shut down society but my cunting uni still wants this assignment done for friday

painfully average

Barracked and harassed the lady at the door because she wouldn't let him in to shop next to OAPs. He claimed he was disabled because he smells of fish.
youtu.be/FTPLGnOi-MI

Aye.

Mouthed off at some worker because she didn't want to let him in cause he's not an oap and didn't know what tpau is

wew

What am I?

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was supposed to get a haircut weeks ago
now the barber shop is closed until further notice
my hair on the front goes down to my chin now if I don't comb it back

plenty of time to sit inside and write your assignment lad

oooh b-bighead on the beat

Genuinely thought that was Graham Linehan from the thumbnail.

youtu.be/VBKwmc3s6Ts

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+88 deaths lads

Don't like the sound of French, especially not when whispered or softly spoken
Love Italian though now there's a language

aquiline

Medoid

NOOOOO I WAS MEANT TO SEE THE COKEMAN TODAY

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caterwauling

weird hybrid of hooked and upturned

Button nose reporting in

bruceberg

zombies walking the streets
lmao

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You can't put a price tag on the life of your fellow citizen, that's inhumane

had sex with any japanese women?

i’m both. white is just a broader category that encompasses english. if we take your logic to it’s full extent, why don’t you just identify with your county or town?

Sounds good coming from women or children but weird coming from a man.

...

Blessed post

We're all gonna make it brah

heartwarming to see

Just.

>why don’t you just identify with your county or town
most people do

never knew why people did coke as opposed to adderall or speed

Remember that year when all girls had sidecuts?
Or whatever the name for the style is called where you have your temple to ear area shaved

no
culturally identity is what affects your behaviour and attitudes from exposure to people of the same cultural identity, in that sense it's both transmitted and shared

if you were born in england but moved to australia or america then your cultural input as from exposure to your peers and the general milieu would be australian or american, it would affect your perspective, behaviours and attitudes

thats what makes someone english in the first place, or a Yorkshireman, or a cornishman
theres no other way to define it or summarize it because if the above isnt true then their is no real national or ethnic identities

like the feeling up me schnozz

the nose knows

it was first done a long time ago by Cassie
then Rihanna stole it and made it popular
then everyone trying to be edgy did the same thing

the skrillex

just wanna hear the uni oneitis's voice again, would give anything lads

100s of daily deaths in the UK soon

images coming out of cheadle

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>barbers closed indefinitely
In the near future you're going to be seeing guys choosing either to grow their hair out or shaving it all off.

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haha my gf at the time had one
and those silly ear gauges

I have awful awful skin, huge pores, greasy face, tried everything under the sun to sort it to no avail

reckons millions will die in the US. only 3 states are currently in lockdown

Tried washing?

Manchester Metrolink is running more double trams so people can social distance

The trams are deserted. You have to pass penis inspection to even get on.

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