/brit/

Attached: 1584957166545.jpg (1908x1146, 283.31K)

>phones don't devalue that fast
devalue is not relevant to what I said
manufacturing costs ALWAYS crash as soon as something has been produced for some time.

stay inside dont go out

love boz xox

i did that already and im not allowed more than one a day. and ive been controlled by the police.

always preferred Burger King but to be fair I’ve barely been to mcdonalds

for din dins i will have
4x sausage
2x egg
2x toast
beens

mad how they have a whole separate line for americans

Attached: 1556963457725.jpg (1180x786, 105.78K)

Not a fan of warm weather

I am still taking suggestions for movies, TV and docos to watch while waiting for the 'rona to pass through. I've filled out only 1TB of a 6TB drive so far.
So long as it's not a meme I'll throw it in the download queue. I enjoy cataloguing.

Doing some baking lads. Quite excited.

watched Birdman last night
was quite good

sweet chili & jalapeno crisps down my gullet

oh yeah boris, you and what army?

Attached: Screenshot_20200324-145257.png (720x1280, 67.74K)

bake yourself a back bone

alright wait this is epic

wish i lived in northern england as a native
that's a community where they really care about their own people

...

No, I like it better here ;(

Vai tomar no seu cu, ze buceta, filho da puta, cu de burro, arrombado, lazarento, pilantra, sua desgraca, corno, vai se fuder, viado, marica,

Very rude.

Thank you, friend.

No. I don't know that general, 2bh.

Thank you!

How are you guys doing?

Tesco worker here. Nothing has changed. People still crowding in to the store, staff still hanging out at break as normal. No gloves/masks for anything.

Why you saying that? I am no doormat.

pretty empty aside from people queuing up outside places like aldi.
went to a local zero waste vegan shop because they have much more grains and pastas etc available for a cheaper price and all the mongs outside supermarkets haven't realised other shops exist.

>12 (you)'s for that frankly poor quality post?
>two or three when I make a quality one
Shitposting it is

why don't they do a korma but spicy?

i like farscape x

That's a pretty fucking fast thread flew by

what's the corona situation in brazil mate you guys in lockdown yet?

in my nisa local (closest to my abode) there is some tape on the floor at the cashier thing and you have to stand behind it until theyre done serving the person in front of you lole

the invisible hand of the free market has decided

>tfw your mate starts posting brown girls in the chat and you have to pretend to hate it but deep down it makes you hard as rocks

in and out > wendys > whataburger > bk > mcdonalds

the only racism that is common in society is racism against white people

>a quality one
which one?

One for Peter Andre too.

a passanda?

This. So much this.

marketa lazarova

pics x

wanktoil is ruthless
4 already today

the brazillian baaaaaaats

been self-isolating my entire life

Perfected the Starbucks hibiscus ice tea lemonade recipe. Tastes exactly the same.

You missed my post you bastard.

please post them here so I can hate them too

Made me chuckle

Doxable info

the reddit taste
in and out is overrated as fuck

the governments role is to guide the free hand in cases of market failure
need janny to step in and correct this allocation of scare (You)s

did more drugs and am eating the captain now
suck it “you have to work” fuckheads

been knocking out 2/3 a day
this quarantine business has done a number on my bollocks

Attached: 2352342.jpg (225x225, 5.7K)

hes your brexiteer bro

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8145979/Wetherspoon-boss-Tim-Martin-tells-40-000-staff-work-Tesco-amid-coronavirus-pandemic.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8145979/Wetherspoon-boss-Tim-Martin-tells-40-000-staff-work-Tesco-amid-coronavirus-pandemic.html

just admit you made no quality post

not sure if i should learn french or spanish. the french language is a more appealing language but i legitimately latinas are the hottest women in the world. ideally id learn both.

It's growing rapidly desu. We has only a few cases last week, something like 100, now we have over 2k and more than 30 deaths, I think.
Yes. We are on lock down, the roads are closed, you can't travel, and you can only go out to buy the essential.
Cops and firefighters are patrolling the streets and telling people to stay at home. Things are quite calm here.

You guys are on lock down also, right?

i like what I like. I just like in and out the best even though I couldn’t honestly tell you why.

stunning and brave

this one here

Been saving my wanks so I can enjoy them more when they cum around every 3-4 days
Highly recommend it lads; bigger cooms and more motivation and productivity in between wanks

Attached: aba.png (680x636, 272.42K)

Shan't admit that

latinas are really fucking ugly apart from the off-white upper class ones who don’t fuck anyone outside their social circle

Yes, from yesterday evening
It's all moved to fast, just a week ago we were doing the herd immunity meme

Had a mate who was a bit of a simple lad, nice guy, genuinely thought black girls were from the "jungle" as he put it.

French has suburbs where the law doesn't apply and the police is afraid to enforce anything, leaving the colored youth to do as they please and crime is rampant. Does the UK have similar areas?

Attached: umm no sweaty dont lie.png (404x95, 7.31K)

no

desu she wasnt that bad before

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8146231/Woman-loses-FIVE-stone-six-months-date-rejected-bigger-hed-for.html
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8146231/Woman-loses-FIVE-stone-six-months-date-rejected-bigger-hed-for.html

latinas love it when you speak french
can’t comment on french spoken with an australian accent (i shudder at the thought) though

can someone explain the whole OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOMMY DOMMY WOBINSON meme

yeah Milton Keynes

Rorke choosing to ignore this

you don't need to know a bit a spanish to shag a latina as they're complete whores. french birds need a little bit of work, and thus french comes in handy. not saying they aren't whores, bcus they definitely are but you know

latina is defo my favourite porn category. i don't think many upper class women do porn but idk

imagine being so much of a simpleton you use "stone" to measure weight

Is boris paying for 80% of wages instead of giving £1000 a month? Or will we get that too?

can you tell and american/british/aussie french accent apart

yeh most large towns and cities have sharia or roadman enclaves. but they're an asset to our countries remember? based diversity

Used to but they got independent.

you sound like my french mate
stick it up your arse

imagine being a clogwog

Attached: 1583884188541.jpg (1200x556, 296.25K)

cant sleep with a rager under the sheets

FOY off

just learn spanish guys with an Australian accent are usually hot

Added in, cheers lad.
There's a throwback, haven't seen that in yonks. 75GB each season for the 1080p remaster, mental. Cheers.
>1967 Czechoslovak historical film
Sounding a bit of a meme. This one of those arthouse wanks?

It's how rorke pronounces Tommy because he's fucking retarded

only ever heard the british version so can’t comment

youtube.com/watch?v=IiUUw5wZ9QQ

based tommy doing the necessary

f-fwee dommy wobinson

>favourite porn category
that's sum cooma shit rite there

i always wondered that how english speakers sound in other languages. probably a more harsher version of a englishman i guess idk

*loses three stones by throwing them at your face*

bad post, 6/8 stone.

>i literally have a mutual friend with riley reid
for fucks sake

just remember 1 stone = 6 kg
simple as

Seems comfy enough tbf.

These people need Jesus in their lives