Is this accurate?
Is this accurate?
Ryder Evans
Leo Gonzalez
No but this is.
Aaron Garcia
>usa is not nurgle
Jackson Barnes
>EU is the best
Yep, it's accurate.
>inb4 nurgle babies and khorne autists start reeing at me
Camden Edwards
wew, slaanesh is shit.
Christopher Jackson
>DUDE BOOBS
>DUDE DRUGS
>DUDE DEGENRACY
Cringe
Brandon Murphy
Excess in all things is so much more than just ''boobs, drugs and degeneracy''.
Josiah Anderson
Based
Brayden Edwards
Slaanesh is cringe. Especially since most Slaaneshfags don't even understand him and just treat him as the porn god.
Khorne is best btw
Andrew Baker
America is Ultrimar
Trump is rowbutt gullibleman
China is tyranids
Africa is orks
Yurop is tau
Mexico is dark eldar
Russia is necrons
Middle East is chaos undivided
Alexander White
>Khorne is best btw
Khone is a brainless meme. Slaanesh is the best since he technically encompasses all other chaos gods. I personally don't know of anyone who's read the lore and still thinks of Slaanesh as just the porn god.
Cameron Rivera
Reminder this is the fate of all Mankind.
Logan Lopez
Africa/Niggers = Orks
Russia, former USSR states and China = Imperium
EU and West = Eldar just before awakening Slannesh(participating in debauchery and decadence)
India = Nurgle
Islam = Khorne
Jews = Tzeentch
Japan = Tau
Justin Nelson
Bullshit. Nurgle is the oldest and most important. He is literally life and decay over and over. Plus noise marines are cool but have nothing on blightlord terminators.
Sebastian Anderson
>ITT: Stupid Yas Forumsfags trying to shoehorn their enemies as Chaos because they are the "Bad Guys"
FUCK THE EMPEROR
FUCK XENOS
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK D*RN
Eli Phillips
Future belongs to the Xenos.
Henry Martin
>all these fucking chaos shills on the interwarp today
Ryder Long
America is Chaos undivided
Asher Ward
The Tau cant even into Warp Travel
Carter Perry
Dunno, you tell me.
Luke Richardson
You do realise that entire tau population is nearly third of population of Terra, right?
And that Imperium would exterminate them, if they didnt want them as a convenient buffer/had other, more important matters at hand?
Only relevant """Alien""" faction is Eldar.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
They can travel well enough and aren't susceptible to Warp corruption anyway. The future belongs to them.
Ethan Williams
>And that Imperium would exterminate them, if they didnt want them as a convenient buffer/had other, more important matters at hand?
Yeah I've heard this excuse already. Just means Tau have god-tier levels of plot armor on top of their already formidable and rapidly advancing tech.
Blake Watson
This, though this is because GW makes chaos the Imperium's primary antagonist, while leaving the xenos out on the margins.
Jordan Harris
>already formidable and rapidly advancing tech.
Which is reverse-studied human technology left by the AdMech there.
Only factions that actually are technologically superior to the Imperium are Eldar and Necrons. Only reason Imperial technology is less visible is because of the overextension of the Imperium.
Blake Gray
AdMech tech is stagnant whereas Tau tech has no upper limit. Also makes no sense to say Tau tech is just reverse-engineered AdMech tech when they're nothing alike.
Henry Wood
Swap Nurgle and Tzeentch
Dylan Lewis
>He fell for the greater good meme
Logan Martinez
>he will join the Greater Good even if he has to be dragged kicking and screaming from his corpse emperor
Lucas Jones
>AdMech tech is stagnant
Dumb meme. AdMech is simply cautious. Thanks to the Humans intricate connection to the warp, a small innovation may end up with summoning demons out of nowhere.
>Also makes no sense to say Tau tech is just reverse-engineered AdMech tech when they're nothing alike.
Read the lore.
Xavier Perry
>Thanks to the Humans intricate connection to the warp, a small innovation may end up with summoning demons out of nowhere.
True, but not a concern for Tau.
Aaron Taylor
>conservatism is a force of change
Asher Howard
Tzeentch is about change and Nurgle is about the consistency of natural cycles. Its fine as is.
Brayden Bell
>"My" corpse emperor
lol
Aiden Ross
It's fine.
Everything is fine.
Joseph Richardson
Did you know that best primarch is Georgian (Colchian)?
Julian Hill
Yes
Bentley Watson
Vulkan is no caucasian wh*toid, he is a BLACK BVLL.
Jace Bailey
what cunt for pic related?
Nolan Wilson
>Tfw nobody realizes who is the real superior faction
Jordan Clark
Oops.
Cameron Gutierrez
Its more of a state of being
>Breed rapidly
>Clinically retarded
>Follow violent religion
>Ruin everything they touch
>Constant warfare against everything
>"ALLA...., uuugh, Iz Meanz, WAAAAGH!!!"
Sebastian Parker
Oh yeah, come to think of it...
Luke Jones
Oh i didn't see you there
Christian Jenkins
based
>WE ARE... AMPLIFIED!
Joseph Miller
>ate grots too, not a racist I just don't like em.
Camden Rogers
>dfw somonez konquered all da chippiez
Liam Gray
>LET'S KRUMP SUM HUMIE GITS!
Hunter Gonzalez
And russia is
Jordan Sullivan
A corpse and a fraction of what it used to be, it all makes sense.
Brandon Rodriguez
Are Franco-Russian mutts the most powerful race????
Oliver Butler
Inb4 Russians are alpha plus psykers
>tf
>tp
Kevin Thomas
Tyler Johnson
>Oh i didn't see you there
And you never will until it's too late.
Ethan Hernandez
Now that i think about it. China makes a good analogue for the necrons.
Just as the necrons have been irrelevant to galactic affairs for millions of years until recently, so too has china largely been dormant for the past few centuries until their recent emergence.
James Torres
it'll be fun when I drag your etherials kicking and scream into the sacrifice pits
Andrew Myers
But who are the Tyranids?
Jackson Sanchez
SHUT THE FUCK UP COOMER
Julian Johnson
Based and blood-for-the-bloodgod-pilled
Austin Foster
>US
Slaanesh (mecca of degeneracy)
>EU
Nurgle (sloth and stagnation)
>UK
Khorne (belligerent peasants)
>China
Tzeetch (out-kike the kikes)
also warhammer is shit
Xavier Perez
Americans, since they consume everything.
Zachary Bennett
*slice*