/brit/

Here the argie who argued about falklands, who posted japanese feet, and the one that you told "BELGRANO" everytime that posts here.
I'm back again, bros.

Why is brit harder to understand than cum and the whole board? :(

been southampton but ive never been to scunthorpe

Miss it so much
Cannot wait to get back to it once this glorified cold blows over

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>who posted japanese feet,
go on....

did infernal cape with no food

reckon i can get a quest cape before the quarantine is over

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parentals thought the gov.uk corona text was a scam message fucking howling what are boomers like honestly

how do i rescue my mate? he broke up with his horrible disgusting controlling emotionally abusive clingy manipulative gf and he's thinking about getting back with her. what can i do? before he broke up with her she was trying to destroy our friendship because she was jealous of me because he always came to me first whenever he had a problem and wanted someone to talk to. she wanted him to be entirely dependent on her for everything, she didn't want anyone else to be a part of his life. one time she broke up with him when he was 16 because he told me was self harming before he told her - she broke up with him when he needed her most simply because she wasn't the first person he told about his self harm problem.
he's also genuinely a solid 8/10 and she's a very overweight 5/10. i love him and i'm worried about him. i don't want to see her dig her claws into him again and make him miserable and control every aspect of his life and i don't want her to eventually succeed in destroying our friendship. fucking fat bitch.

Maybe you're just used to American English more

/brit/ = soul
outer int = soulless

is there anything specifically you would like to understand?

whats the most patriotic song for the UK?
for us I think its this
youtube.com/watch?v=XfzJ8UBr-c0

the text message just goes to show the new high tech age the govt is ushering in

are ya winning mate

your posts take the biscuit

thank yuou

before the virus no one was out jogging, now theres a virus killing people all i see is people out jogging

introduce him to someone else at a social gathering where you chaperone him
just like set him up for a good banter

Offer him your anus as a semen receptacle for as and when he requires sexual gratification.
If that doesn't do it then honestly, I don't know what will.

mental to consider there was a point in human history at which time it was normalstance to wear a cape

tiem for my online lecture lads lets hope i don't surreptitiously wank this time

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all patriotic songs have been chucked out the window after we surrendered our liberty to a chinese virus

toilboss on my case more than usual

Lmaooooooo

Me and Mikey literally ran Zoey out of brit

He doesn’t post here anymore

It’s just someone LARPing

Repeating PUSSIO does not mean it’s actually him

so bored

better for them to be overcautious than sign away your inheritance to n'bepe

Maybe you brits are smarter than muricans, and use a more complex vocabulary.

I'm not into that anymore; sorry, my bro.

yeah mate im winning

One exercise per day, use it or lose it
Even are mark was suddenly talking about his exercise routine

what's the text?

shant

unironically was lots of people going for walks on saturday

jupiter by holst

Just remembered that I can still visit the gf– public gatherings of more than 2 people but there's only 2 of us so we should be fine
Idk if we're allowed to go to each other's houses though. If not, we'll just have to do some outside shagging in the woods or something

government just texted me that

tripnonce virgin just replied to me

the thing when you're jogging, especially in this weather, your immune systems temporarily become weaker, thus making you more susceptible to catching a virus

hello newfag

>up to £1000 fine

you wonder if rich oil arabs will just flaunt the measures, walk about as normal and comfortably absorb the fines like they do with parking tickets etc

>smarter than muricans, and use a more complex vocabulary.
it's true

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gyms are shut init, i went out jogging for the first time in my life yesterday because of it

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it's da hyperman set
AJ tracey live and direct

*Public gatherings of more than 2 people are banned but gatherings of 2 people aren't, is what I meant to say

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the story goes that I was in Iceland for my Erasmus internship
Early on, still during the Summer, I got news of their "festival of Lights" in downtown Reykjavik

I went, "eh sure", it was actually pretty nice, music and fireworks and shit, and by 00:30 I ended up taking the bus to go home

I took the bus to "Glacibear" instead of "Gladibear" (or something equally retarded), which was the totally wrong route. I only realised that when I saw we were still following the coastline whereas my stop was inland.

I panicked, got out, look at the buslane map and planned to backtrack on the bus lane to go downtown and then follow the proper one (buses were only going 1 way since it was nighttime).

I kid you not, every single bus I crossed was a relief because it proved I wasn't completely lost.
Ended up getting back at home at 3am or so after walking 7.5km in Reykjavik. Thankfully, the town is a big fucking park so it was a really neat walk.

from this day I still follow bus lanes

refuse to believe corona is in Lancashire

might steal this and use it to excuse the fact that i'm a fat cunt

Not really, I would like to improve my english in general. If I have any question I'll google it, or ask you guys.
You all are being more kind than usual, I feel accepted here. Its comfortable.

does being healthier not make your immune system stronger overall?

a fatty would die before a fitty, surely?

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desuarchive.org/int/thread/29127462/#29130148
the first catalogued 'doing a poo'
august 2014
it'll go down in history next to the magna carta

really despise that trip mong and its a larp as well. its unironically the Pakistani tranny larping like some lad "Road man"
what a fucking cunt

DnB is just crap compared to techno

literally looking for poo

yes lads

Finally someone tells the truth.

For anyone who doesn't know, here is a run down of events.

13:00 - The ARA General Belgrano, a hospital ship currently hosting a party for orphaned terminally ill children, is at anchor in the neutral port of Shanghai, well outside the combat zone.

13:10 - The British submarine HMS Annihilator of Innocence, a Murder Class vessel, spots the ARA General Belgrano at anchor. Despite the Belgrano's clear markings (including rainbow banners of peace, love and diversity, red cross insignia and nesting doves of peace) and location in a neutral port, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem of the Royal Navy decides to attack. He personally telephones his lover, Margaret Thatcher, who replies that he is to bring her the heads of the victims.

13:14 - His firing solution worked out, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem fires all six of the submarines 200MT Deathshroud Nuclear Missiles at the Belgrano. When one of the crew, an Irishman and fighter against British imperialist oppression, protests that such a decision is immoral and illegal, Captain Slaughterton-McKillem promptly executes the man with a spork and then feasts on his brains, laughing as he watches the missiles near their target.

13:15 - The missiles impact, annihilating the Belgrano. Her crew (in fancy dress so as to amuse the terminally ill orphans), the orphans and the nesting doves over the side abandon ship as best they can.

13:16 - HMS Annihilator of Innocence surfaces. Captain Slaughterton-McKillem orders the Mk XVII. Nature-Hater Anti-Aircraft Nuclear Gatling cannons turned on the peaceful doves, which are flying away from the scene of his crimes.

13:19 - The submarine moves in to inspect its work. The crew of the Belgrano are machine gunned in the water as spies due to their fancy dress. Protestations of innocence are ignored by the British crew, who laugh maniacally as they take the heads of the Argentines lucky enough to be alive.

That's how it happened folks. No BS.

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alri time team
When was the first walking up the stairs?

didnt even make it to 12pm on my first wfh day before i had a wank on toilberg's dime

based

this is surely not encouraged in this climate

/brit/ often I astound with my grammar complex

Jfc

so bored gonna to wank

AAAAAAAAAAAAJJ PIRATA

is Britain an old fashioned place?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>imagine paying for a dominos
>imagine not just searching combolists for emails linked to visa checkout accounts and eating for free

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youtube.com/watch?v=cuBEs-KjofU

wanked so much i'm bored

sorry i have dementia

why did argentina vote de kirchner back in to power after what she did last time? I mean macri wasn't any better, but still

Also, argentina seems like a comfy place if you've got a source of income from outside argentina, would £1500/month get you a comfy life near buenos aires?

feet are not for licking

>"Fuck the EU" posts

ahh that takes me back

Would anyone else genuinely not mind dying?
I'm not depressed at all but I think I'd easily accept death desu.
I'm 23. I've lived enough.

good lad, stay safe x

nah i am fuming though. gonna slap him silly if he gets back with her. i might sit down with him and just directly tell him what she's like. i finally got him to admit she was massively contorlling and manipulative last week, i might be able to get him to see that she was emotionally abusive, jealous and clingy this time. he used to think the sun shined out of her arse and refused to admit she'd ever done anything wrong when in reality she was fucking awful. i mean a proper machiavellian bitch.

Where can I find vids like this?

everyone shits on the NHS here all the time too but still considers it vital
do most people go private then?

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Wonder what is going through her head at that moment

>feet on the seats
runt behaviour, wouldn't hesitate to clobber this woman

aye, could go for a death right now

guys, is the offies allowed to stay open? Can't see this anywhere

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PLEASE GIVE SOURCE

would like to have sex once but after that I'm sorted

Based, I laughed.
I don't agree about the falklands being yours, but I find ridiculous complaining about a sunken ship in a fucking war.
Also, this thread is ridiculously fast.

been here longer than you lickdicki

>Also, this thread is ridiculously fast.
one of the fastest baby

las malvinas son negras

not a copied nor linked tweet in sight
bliss

Ha-ha.
Chance would be a fine thing.

COVID-19 is pretty much symptomless for 90% of people.

4stats.io
/brit/ is currently THE fastest thread on the 'chan at 6.8 posts/minute
did it lads

190 kids molested

>shoes on seat
that's a fine milady

dont know sauce found these on Yas Forums

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people who ride the central line already know what they're getting themselves in for

I would die fighting to protect the Falklands and its people just so you know

isnt that always the case though?

might go out looking to get infected, sick of the suspense it cant be that bad

I think it's sad that UK and argentina used to be so close, I know it was donkeys years ago but it sounds nice having an ally in South America, nowadays we're so disconnected from that neck of the woods

This is slow for /brit/
Ought to have been here when Boris was declaring martial law.

*enters thread*

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What's on scran for lunch de lads?

kpop is usually faster, no?