/brit/

oh dear.

yes I do

flirting on the 'der while I watch the 'flix.

autistic lad upstairs has been jumping up and down and screaming for a solid hour now

privately reckon i could get my heart to stop beating if i tried hard enough

been working on the ol' lung strength in quarantine lads

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Having a whale of a time today. Been jumping and screaming for a solid hour now

kek this is me

anyone wanna trade their daily food permission token for a daily exercise token?

just spent the last hour jumping up and down and screaming

there's no such thing as "electro swing"

Every single piece of music, and all art for that matter, made after after 476 is cringe and reddit.

Yeh just keep holding your breath.
Tape your mouth and clip your nose to help.

kek this is me

wog music

just do it to make you seethe

Noted, better not see you doing another exercise today.

yes lads

我的朋友,请帮助我

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>no food in the house
>no tesco delivery slot for 3 weeks
>police patrolling the streets to make sure nobody steps out of the house

How to resolve this crisis lads?

>Kenya: 59 people die after church gives them hand sanitizer to drink

hmm

Don’t know why these other 4 people are claiming to be me

how do shaggers reconcile the fact that they sacrificed their purity for a short moment of pleasure?

just looked it up and found out the name of a type of music i absolutely despise
always imagine a sallow redditoid skanking his black atheist heart out to it

B-but I did it inside Boris....

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do a rape

Brother's a bit upset because his Italian gf is alone in her flat in northern Italy while people are dying left right and centre around her, and she's started having panic attacks. Told him (mentally, not out loud) that it's his own fault for being a shagger

bit gay

ONE EXERCISE PER DAY
YOUR NHS IS AT STAKE!

I am pure at heart x

this is what you voted for brexiter

>/nightworkout/
Skipped due to nausea
>/Brit/
Posted in
>bed
Warm and comfy
Yep, I’m thinking it’s wanktoil time

thought it couldn't get any better than doing a poo at toil on toilberg's dime. but it actually does and its called doing poo at home on toilberg's dime

‘Honey I got the modelling job’

fake news

oh no no no

i.4cdn.org/tv/1585011208104.jpg

I have such an immature fuccboi mentality

no, that's a widely known fact desu.

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GO OUTSIDE

NAH THAT'S NOT ME

POST ON /BRIT/

NAH THAT'S NOT ME

TRUE I USED TO BE A RORKE

BUT BEING A FREAK NAH THAT'S NOT ME

sounds like you haven’t tried wanking on toilberg’s dime yet

is there a way of doing that but still following the social distancing guidelines?

Search it

fucking hell the number of people going "NOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICISE THE GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW NOT THE GOVERNMENTARINO" and labelling any criticism from the newspapers as sensationalism is worrying. criticising the government to be illegal within one week

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Reckon I have the right mindset to be a heavily religious person yet simply cannot bring myself to believe any religion.

not anymore now that you've realised it. welcome to adulthood lad

Malfoy looks like shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

why would that be the right mindset

Me? Love God and Jesus

brit is pro gaddafi therefore anti israel

Tornado is the most peng plane ever

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god and his son jesus are always willing to accept you into their hearts lad x

Good. Any criticism of the government is treason.

wanked at toil more times than you've got hot dinners. pooing > wanking by large

Wear a full hazmat suit but cut out a hole for your cock

can criticise the gov't all you want, but that lockdown is mostly because the doctors keep asking for it so that they have less cases.

really, this entire lockdown is because doctors and nurses don't want to see people die in their care.

just got in
off to wank now

It’s wrong to slander the government in such trying times

whens the last time we had that kind of address to the nation

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>his face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver but that did not seem to grieve her
>look away, look away, look away dixieland
>well Mrs. acted the foolish part, fell for a man that broke her heart so
>look away, look away, look away dixieland
youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

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thoughts on the holy spirit?

>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PARTY POLITICS GAMERINOOOOOOOOOO

Didn't Gadaffi order the massacre outside the Libyan embassy in London?

how do pooers reconcile the fact that they sacrificed their purity for a short moment of relief?

>doctors and nurses don't want to see people die in their care.
Shouldn't've become a doctor/nurse then.
People die from disease, it's called nature.

Want to do a wank but the rents are home

have aussie family friends, their 20 year old son was telling me about Hillsong why not join that

Just wish Mohammed never existed ngl

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I agree with the morals and type of almost absolutism in the Abrahamic religions, and believe in collectivism more than individualism. I don’t mean communism though, just that people should do things for the good of the community, state, nation and world rather than just for themselves.

completes the holy trinity thus am a big fan

Sounds like you might have the exact opposite of the right mindset then

yea nah mate

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well, to be correct, they just want to minimise that.

how come my good dreams never come true
only the shit ones

aah, a true master of his craft

based

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thank god dealerberg managed to sort me an ounce out yesterday before all this lockdown shite at least i can just sit at home smoking spliffs til work resumes

So weird seeing that cross on modern German equipment

haha good one kid

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www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2510911
whats the chances this isnt just a bloke with a wig on?

How can the government prove why we are leaving the house? This is utter wank.

for me, it's the F10 Warthog

F-22 looks like shit in comparison
any plane does

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>Hillsong
oh no, oh no no no
legitimately and unironically cult tier - you shouldn't have to pay fees to worship jesus, and that's not even mentioning the happy clapper aspect

is jesus really God's son

>1 pig cunt died
so what

Iambic pentameter is fucking hard lads what do I do with a word that has three syllables

I get the syllables carry over into the next iamb but what if the stress isn’t on the last syllable of that word?

>pirates of the cornish coast
>not pirates of penzance
The man that wrote this headline should be shot.

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you're supposed to swear on your honour that you are only doing it for something strictly needed.

yes.

I like the 109 MS, the clean cut cockpit is pretty peng

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MiGs are the pengest fighter jets

and wear a condom of course

does it really matter?

More the audacity of it
Treating Great Britain like a joke

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WEEDERINOOOOOOOO

reposting what the gov't text me earlier

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phone data
just leave your phone at home

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how is this even going to be enforced if they don't have enough police to patrol in normal times? are they going to stop you on the street and ask you where you're going? if so, could you not just say, "to the shop to buy milk"? will they rummage through your carrier bags and judge if what you've bought are "essentials"?

it's fucking ridiculous, bring the army in if you want a total lockdown

whats wrong mate aside from the major historical event we're all going through

sick of them after that M.I.A. song

Fatheruu Teddu, I hear u rahcist now

I got that one too m8

dont want another guy stealing my precious seed so yeah

kek really
he was showing me clips from youtube of Hillsong Worship, defo looked cult-ish but the kind of cult you want to be part of ya know

my favourite plane is the beechcraft bonanza

>protect the nhs. save lives.
reddit message for a redditified people

Imagine thinking anything will ever top a swing-wing F-111. The very thought lmao.

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you are supposed to uphold it yourself and not take the piss
if people don't adhere to it then it will have to be escalated

Yeah cheers 4channel love this massive anime arse across my toil monitor

fuck niggers

>NNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ME LIKE PLANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ME LOVE PLANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a fucking grip

the government never text me because they haven't got my number

we got the exact same one you fucking mong

god i can't stand meadow soprano
she's fit though x

everyone will have forgotten this “””””pandemic””””” even happened by July

it is a joke, has been for decades

what in CHAD qld has been locked down lads

Le mari de France est Cornwall

yeah i got it too

i like for to fuck the pussy. is very good feel on my penis. my father say when i grew up i will be total pussyfucker but little he know i already am total pussyfucker

you like for to fuck the pussy???

the emotional labour of quarantine /brit/ is over my personal threshold

unironically haven't got this message at all

seethe

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For me, it's the Antonov 225

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how accurate is this?

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sleepy old me

lmao

ours was more virile

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I would bet a significant amount of money on people not adhering to it, so why not escalate now to save lives instead of wasting time?

The doctor killer, very good choice.

Femoids on twitter crying about mental health and twats in hazmats posting their NHS stories for clout. Sick of it

plane wankers love their planes

worse than the tank and train autists

we're all in this together lad, hope you feel better soon

thats a big plane

probably cause his old fucking wife could die if she copped it haha

haha plane go brrrr

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Mandela was a bit of a cunt in his life and that’s undisputable

any Spaniards want to try to explain their way out of this one?

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very

>5’8
IT’S OVER

The amount of cars driving around is a DISGRACE

fuck up charlie

my mate's a shelf stacker and he thinks he's billy big bollocks now because he's a "key worker" lmao