Can any italian tell me what the fuck is going on here?

>t. commento sotto un video di pornhub

watch swimming events

>average iberian

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>"user come here right the fuck now! I sucked you off and NOW you have to eat me out! I said IMMEDIATELY! Don't make me hurt you again!"
men have hair, which might cause unpleasant friction in tight clothes

they are fucking hot and they know it

imagine the smell

salty coins and milk

i love that smell

same
my gf is also a redhead which means it's a tad more perceivable
drives me crazy

Would be a shame if she beat me up right heh

i never had a gf, lucky you man

how do you love that smell if you don't know what it's like?

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i have good imagination

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she's is acting like a little brat who deserve some belt on her ass

good on ya mate cheerio and a pip-pip to you

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Be more specific, what you want to know?

haha oh no, looks like i have to spank her again haha
I hope she doesnt do that to me later on haha thatd be weird huh

I had two (almost) red haired gf's, and their smell wasn't stronger.

and there goes my penis

Based

She deserves my DICC on her ass.

She looks so pissed off that makes her cuter

Why isnt she in quarantine?
Why isnt she currently shitting out at least 3 kids?

>on
in

Girls that have strong emotions in general are more attractive to me. Anger, happiness, sadness, whatever it may be.

>He cannot imagine the olfaction
user, are you autistic? Lack of imagination is a sign of autism.

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Ti ho visto che ti tocchi vecchio, fai vedere le mani.
Fai vedere il cazzo duro se hai il coraggio
No no, io non ci sto. Il culo non te lo do

>ywn never have qt Italian gf that yells at you in italian

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and whawt does that mean?

While that may be true, imagination really doesn't work that great with smells. Maybe because smelling is our most primal sensation still. You can imagine something to smell nice of course, but reality might look a lot different. Or vice versa.

You're right, but actually, both.

I'm sure there are a lot of french qts that have strong emotions and will yell at you.

Now that we're on the topic, can any Italian tell me what this qt is doing with these flyers?

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that picture is ancient, she probably an old hag now

French girls are horrible to deal with, they want everything from you but have nothing to offer and act like princesses most of the time

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She is
Would be career ending pregnancy

>negative canthal tilt

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That's women in general. Human beings are individuals and not all girls are the same person.
However, if you want an abusive gf, I'm not sure why you are complaining about that, friend.

>they want everything from you but have nothing to offer and act like princesses most of the time
welcome to women

she's training in cuba for the honorabre japanese orympics that are totarry happening

Recruiting people for the British Union of fascist judging by the logo

not him but to add up
>they expect every fucking thing while all day do is dreaming about having kids, living a big house and have money to shop
I assume that goes for women in general as well

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whats up with that, my cranial tilt is just normal, no tilt at all

I find droopy eyes to be one of the ugliest possible traits a girl can have. Literally makes them a zero in the binary scale right away.

what the fuck is a cranial tilt, speak normal english and not this incel lingo

Eh it can be pretty hot desu

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Who let her ma on Yas Forums?

Most guys also just want to watch football, have money to buy a fast car and go drinking beer with their dimwit friends.
Have you never met a girl passionate for something? A creative girl? A smart girl? They do exist.

Canthal tilt is this. What you showed, dutch friend, is not someone with negative tilt.

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who cares about this shit, either you like a girl or you don't

the difference is
do guys expect their partner to do it for you, building a life?
>no

yes, I've met decent girls, and yes I was in some relationships
it comes and it goes

why are we talking about this anyway?

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100% unironic, how south must one's life go to draw that?

holy autism

Of course. I only use binary classification: yes or no.
However, I think girls with droopy eyes are ugly as fuck, that's just it.

If the conversation is pleasant, why not keep going?
I actually have met more girls that want to be independent and refuse to be supported by a guy.

not that much, most incels are actually spoiled middle class kids who were never told no growing up so when a girl rejects them they go crazy because they aren't used to not getting their own way

It's just something that I've always found extremely unattractive since I was a young teenager. I only found out the correct term for this a few days ago and I've been going full autismo.

I don't know about you but I would classify "going crazy" as pretty south
another thing I noticed is they always self insert as "the fit, buff, smug frog" when I can see them being the opposite