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the desert storm aesthetic edition

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Went to the TAFE course of playing video games and watching anime for 14 hours a day

LMS on OSRS lads

i'll roll out the red carpet for your tesco box-stacking

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Reckon her milkers have run dry yet?

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remember how emmet dodged the question every time when thailad asked him what he did with himself

old people are grim

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What anime you been watching?

Dunno if the pen is necessarily mightier than the sword.
But pen and sword together can do some damage.

me:
a gf
ahahahahahahah bit sad

He larps as a terrorist in some super secret nazi groupchat

Discord tranny strikes again.
I'm well on the ropes here waheyyy.
Go back in your hole and dilate.

kek that's so cringe

Appear to have gained 4kg in the past week and a half.

mad how humans love bees and hate wasps
incredible double standards

I remember one summer spending every day laying in bed till 3 in the afternoon, playing videogames and watching movies all night
At the time I thought it as just a nice excursion, it never dawned on me that it would become my default state

what do you do with your time

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that's not a double standard

smile

it's an allegory for racism

>tfw you realize what I do is actually way fucking harder than anything you've ever done
granted I have natural talent but still

It's definitely helped hide my fat bastard side profile a bit. Lost 7 kg, after i lose that again i may shave it so im not doomed to being the beard guy
Fucking alcohol though thats hamstrung me

Those aren't real faces

went to a non-denominational school as during my youth since I was a prod and any Anglican schools were too far away for convenience

still got the fuck bullied out of me by irish catholics and the only people that weren't cunts to me were the muslims and few other protestants, mainly africans the only time I wasn't getting shit were the few years my family moved to ulster, then we moved down south again and everything was shite all over again. Hate this kip and wish we'd moved to northern Ireland when it split off from Britain or that you guys took it over again my family traces itself back to the original English settlers and now a days we're treated like dirt by this country, don't know why Britain let this happen a huge stab in the back to be honest.

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>You know who you're talking to
no we don't
tell us what you do thats all we want
tell us your profession

Atheists? Mind explaining this one?

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what do you do?

props to the tranny for trying putting in a solid effort at least

sorry but hell hasn't frozen over yet

metaphysics, simple as

always knew being neet would pay off one day

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looks like one of those memes of a parent holding their baby and they do a face swap

I don't know, but you should try it.
We'll see how long you last. (not very)

mad how wasps are neither bees nor ants

are you a fan of 2013 melanie iglesias?

what are they?

mad how i will die a virgin

cough is getting worse

mate, if I can get laid then anyone can

kleptoparasitic flying invertebrates of the order hymenoptera and the suborder apocrita

you dont know what you do?

You would just get...fucking eaten. In 5 minutes.
Or you'd just walk away. WOULD'VE walked away...from some nothingburger hurdle.

Don't care

you might get raped
can't account for that

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how do you do jobseekers without getting a job?

15% unemployment de lads

don't care
fuck them got mine

Sucks to be them

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sticking a straw up my nose

>tfw essential worker

The roads are absolutely dead. Wtf

imagine being employed right now HAHAHA ohhh my daaays

same
virus toil looms

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>kleptoparasitic flying invertebrates of the order hymenoptera and the suborder apocrita

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not really
don't know how you can call her the most beautiful woman in the world when i could walk around brisbane for an hour and see at least 100 better looking girls

bold of you to think I shower every day

dorset in a nutshell

There is a selfish part of me that wanted to be unemployed but I also realise that's a fucking dumb way to think

ha
words

>the most beautiful woman in the world
the fact that you associated this phrase with her 2013 body show's you're a fan

don't think thats true though, seeing as how i literally can not get a gf and all

oh

I'll just continue raking in the cash while all the normoids fall behind on their rent and mortgage payments

Gave the GF a random hug and told her she was beautiful, and she giggled and gave me a dumb smile, then we fucked soon after.

melanie iglesias is fit as fuck
remember cooming to her years ago for her photoshoot
see also:
michelle keegan

What industry are you in?

i want this life