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What is that facial expression supposed to be?

Haha

imagine all the sex you'd be having rn

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Gets stuck in my head every time you post it

thanks, I'll be here all night in lieu of anything to do or anywhere to be. just like you

good then your mind is melding with mine

ran into the coons that have been fighting outside lately, but there was the strong scent of skunk around so i left them be for tonight. ain't trynna get skunked rn smdh

spousal abused has actually gone through the roof during this

$10 for an oil barrel doesn't help does it

Sounds kinda frightening. I like having my brain space.

Insane hoarders bought all the dairy and I had to buy a different brand of milk.

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ACKSHUALLY...yeah ok nobody cares mr gloomy

me tickling your brain-stem

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You post the cutest shit

it would be a great trial run of living together.

you have trouble getting your fancy milk on a good week

hey bro homosexuality isnt cool so imma need you to delete this

No, I don't and even if there was an issue I could drive to the dairy and buy it there.

>there will be a wave of quarantine pregnancies
how to get in on the ground floor and stop them from aborting?

i'm sorry, but what is gay about that?

>i'm sorry, but what is gay about that?
Are there not two men in that picture?

yes. is this pic gay? there's two men in it.

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To bed with me, then. Wouldn't want to be late for work!

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Yes. There's a guy on his knees about to be penetrated. This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen in this general aside from Canadians.

i'm sitting at my desk with a perfectly room temperature wheel of brie cheese, whole mustard, and various jams

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indresting..

w-what are you going to do user?

Outta work lads. I'd feel dirty excepting unemployment though when so many more are in such greater need than I. Feels bad regardless.

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Eww

The Canadian here are arguably less gay than the Americans

>excepting
Sounds like you should just take it lul

wouldn't you like to know

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We should start having auto-da-fé for your kind.

absolute state of wagecucks

Baby humor is not the slightest bit funny

Might just get me some gibs and maybe them trumpbucks will make it through. I'll practically be rich if they do.

cope incel

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kys

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I'm not an incel, I'm a Chad. What's your body count, nerd?

>match with someone on tinder
>they unmatch immediately
wew

This image was from a time before our culture diverged from the main currents of forum culture. It is an embarrassment to see reminders of this past.

O.K., you've taken this WAY THE FUCK TOO FAR, PAL. I HAVE OVER 400 WOMEN I CAN CALL MY PETS. I OWN 13 HOUSES IN HOLLYWOOD HILLS AND HAVE OVER $13M IN AUTOMOBILES ALONE. BABIES ARE FUNNY.

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I matched one time on tinder. I don't really have photos though and only stupid people would swipe on as empty a profile as I'm able to make.

i'd say maybe they realized you were too attractive for them, but that doesn't happen

hey, man, the wagies still waging are the good guys. society is literally in place currently because they are all getting coronavirus for us and their meager wage.
where's a few billis for them boys and girls?
all that said, this is why you don't get a job in the first place - always some extra shit you never signed up for.

No they aren't.

c'mon

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No.

how many calories are in a newborn, let's say eight pound baby? i bet they're nutritious as fuck

yes

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might start working again wednesday. sick of not working but not sure if my boss would be mad or happy about that.

on a more serious not I petition to change the name of wednesday or at least change the spelling

go to west ed :)

They got all them placenta nutrients in em. Make for damn fine eating, I'm sure. Could wash down a nice fillet with a tall glass of mother's milk.

what would make them significantly more nutritious than a full-grown person? i imagine the meat of a baby would be a lot more tender, but i see no health benefits to eating babies over adults

>it smells like a fart... but with real density
lmao

Should change the name back to Wotansdaeg.

I was thinking Wodnesday

how about we swap the first D for the N and remove the E? "Wendsday"

they've been sapping the nutrients out of the host for like 9 months. it's probably incredibly nutrient dense meat

>on a more serious note
wait 'til the watercooler gets a load of that!

I eat poop

It wouldn't be pronounced the same if you did that.

The dinner.

>swiss cheese was moldy
>no buns
>no chips
I wish I were fucking dead.

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don't

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u 4got to toast ur bread, bud

>not just wensday

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the fuck is that? i think i see a patty, but regular fucking bread? spinach? WHAT IS THE BROWN SAUCE??

Them are some sad burgers. You should have buttered the pan a little after making the patties and toasted the bread in butter and grease. If you're going to eat like shit you can do better.

It tastes so good though

We Canadians like to spell things funny...

bread looks cold

It's brown sauce you retard.

I have no buns. It is A1 sauce.
Everything on my plate is healthy. I cook in pig lard, not butter. Lrn2cook

business idea: invest in toilet paper and sit on it for 10 years and sell it as a novelty

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My presumption would be that it tastes like shit. I don't care what you do but I worry about your health my American bro.

Land of the free

spinach and bread would've been better if slapped in pan

YOU PRONOUNCE THE D BEFORE THE N YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

where to get a gf now that everyones in lockdown

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vocaroo

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Even if we weren't you'd still be undateable.

barely

Human trafficking

fire up the ol' tinder. i've been meaning to check it out during quarantine.

'murica 4eva!!

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That's not a word you idiot.

>tinder

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You cry then masturbate. while masturbating you pretend the person you're masturbating to is lovingly giving it to ya

you dont know that

I've one photo I feature in from the past four years. So much for taking a chance on tinder, right.

>00
>vocar00
you have to do it

Even if you weren't you you would still be undateable and especially unfuckable.

Use pictures of me and see what kind of responses you get.

you dont know that

make a fuckin tshirt mask, and a take shirtless mirror shot

You're ugly though.

Reminder:
Wednesday = Wotan’s Day (Odin’s Day)

you have to do it

Make this your profile pic, you will get all kinds of girls messaging you.

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I'd rather be drowning in pus if it meant taking a "selfie;" even if it meant I'd drown in puss by doing so..

Why pay for it when there’s gunpoint haha