Post the most american pic you have

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How can these people live with a sack of potatoes dangling and bouncing off their legs while walking.
They can't even see their fucking genitals ffs.

USA: A country of extremes. either mind shatteringly awesome or dumb as a box of rocks

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russian or murrican meh who cares

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me on the left

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Well, Americans have a great love for barbecue.
When I was posted overseas, one of my business associates invited me out to thank me for buying her dinner, so I reluctantly went there.
First of all, the meat is amazing.I buy them in chunks by the kilo.When I saw the meat I brought as a gift, I said, "That's not enough.
He makes a "poor" face.It seems that the Econo-mic animals are not used to eating meat forever.
It's definitely more expensive than that 4kg of meat that I got for 500g of meat.By the way, it's almost fatty, isn't it?
So, the fat guy cuts the meat.He cuts a lot.The fat daughter and fat son of the delinquent style also respected their father for this time.
The kid who doesn't usually make eye contact with me says Daddy Cool or something like that.Hiromi Goh? Damn it, do it.
The iron plate is also great, first of all, dirty.It's covered in scars and stuff. Wash it.Wash it with detergent.Buy a new one.
And I bake a lot.Bake it and eat it as a fat family.We eat from good meat.There's no concept of guests or anything like that.
Just eat it.The fatty bakes it and the fatty shares it with the fatty family.It doesn't come around to me.Darn it.
After we've pretty much cleaned up, I said, "What's the matter, you're not eating?I donate the remaining fatty meat, and so on.Darn it.
So, after eating about 5 kilos of meat, we all drank a diyet coke and a calorie cut beer.
"I'm going to have a drink today," says Deb's son.You're not drinking. You're definitely on drugs.
Deb says something like "Oh, I'm drunk, you're so nice".Don't look at me, or I'll kill you.
The fat wife says, "You've gained weight," and the fat husband says, "It's okay because you're in gallery space.
I don't understand the meaning of the American joke.Damn it, what's wrong with you, man.

LOL

the mom looks fuckable enough

Qe ascko

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"no"

Yo delete this

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Oh say puedes ver, por al lucero del amanecer what so proudly we hailed al último espasmo luminoso del crepúsculo whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight

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based schizo

I'm mirin' that supraorbital ridge, shit's massive and threatening

What show is this

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1,000 pound sisters

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will never get why euros find this so interesting

I spent 1500 francs on an operation for my cat

This is like a conversation between orcs.

Poor dog, is going to be eaten soon.

Explain to me why would anyone want to live in a neighborhood that every house is just a copy paste of the other? With zero privacy on top of that? Dont get me wrong we have them in Canada too, but imagine defending this shit.

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because they're spacious and cheap and close to vegas. literally the only thought you need to put into purchasing something like that

>that coming off the ramp to find a hotel in the middle of your road trip feel
C O M F Y

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Why not post the whole reddit meetup?

Did you intentionally post the least American picture?

Going by the text in the background, that's probably Brazil.

Do you really need to have an original house? Who cares if it's similar to your neighbors?

Doesn't matter the location, he holds the american soul, and that's undeniable.

Being fat isn't the American soul.

Why is that woman's ass on backwards?

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Yeah, sorry, I guess he only needs a gun.

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It would be fine if the houses werent so close to each other and had trees/nature, this is just an npc village someone copy pasted, soulless

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>and had trees/nature
in nevada?? are you high

We haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin days

Explain what about him is remotely American besides him being fat.

I don't understand what the point is of having those curved streets

My thoughts.

Cope burger, you know it's true.

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>Do you really need to have an original house?
Yes, absolutely.
I don't understand people who don't feel the need to have a family home, no anchor.
Here in my village my ancestral house (100+yo) is 10m from the new house (40yo)
But through some inheritance it ended up on some second cousin (Who's taking care of it) because someone up the line went senile.

Any screencap of My 600lb Life

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to try not to drive people insane by doing a typical grid layout, but instead they become a curve NPCs

so what. what makes you think your preferences for a home is any better or worse, or even relevant, to a home in the US

Don't worry, that's not a testicle

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youtube.com/watch?v=ufFOghMt1yI
>WE'RE NOT GOING NO FURTHER
>TILL WE'VE HAD A BREATHAH

I was thinking that, but it looks like they gave up and made half of it into a grid anyway. Weird. Maybe just a lack of planning.

I'm talking about "Original houses".
Yes, you need to have an Original house, wherever it may be, otherwise you're cattle with no roots. In fact, everyone has one, the thing is whether they care for it or not.

Tricks people into thinking it has soul

My sides

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You were talking about Original aesthetically.
Well, that doesn't matter in my opinion, if you have a family house anyways it's bound to be original. I hate these mass produced houses anyways, they're for rootless inmigrants. There's one of these ""neighbourhoods"" near where I live and it's full of the worst in the parish.

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jesus christ

let me get this straight. because you and your family descend from a line of serfs and peasants, who never had the inclination nor the balls to venture past 50 miles their home for 400 years, and i'm supposed to be impressed by that?

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Yeah