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So humiliating to have to confess to foreign admirers of British freedom that our liberties were suppressed by a clown, and the British people rolled over and accepted it. Lots of national songs now need to be rewritten.

imagine if this turned out to be badly flawed haha

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God knows what the powers that be will be up to while everyone is stuck at home

based and bobpilled

>International agencies pressured China to adopt legislation forbidding the hunting of bats and sale of bat meat following the early 2000s SARS outbreak where hundreds of people died, though no such legislation was passed.
>All wildlife trade in China, including bat meat, was banned in January 2020 in response to the coronavirus pandemic which originated in Wuhan.

He's a funny old bloke. More in line with what Labor used to be before it was hijacked by social liberals. It was either Katter himself or his dad that was a Labor MP for ages.
Now he's bashed and laughed off as some wacko conservative, lol.

Is this now a banana republic or a comic-opera police state? The combination of ridiculous and sinister is rare even in Latin America. Al Johnson should grow a droopy black moustache and get a pair of shades, for the evening when he announces his next set of bans. Heil Spode!

yeah

Most of them are annoying cunts.

Frankly I dont remember being consulted or agreeing to anything

Alexander Johnson places Britain under house arrest. There is no outrage . Here, appearing among us, is the Abolition of Liberty which I have so long warned against.,

yeah but they're nice to look at like and I love their sing songy voices and that

When’s the next time we can go to McDonald’s? Wetherspoon’s? Greggs? THIS IS INHUMANE

WE WERE NEVER ASKED

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Jog on poof

if they are pretty, whatever they do can be adorable
but an ugly girl with a lisp is just a disaster

Britain is probably officially over now.

Can no longer take itself seriously enough to defend its civil liberties and is happy to have its economy crash over something less likely to kill you than a car accident.

RIP Britain. 1066-2020.

A fun run, I'm sure you'll agree.

honestly dunno how they're going to enforce it though. Like fair enough if the police catch a bunch of people having a gathering or w/e.
But I dunno: say you got out for two runs in a day, shitty neighbours calls the police. What are they going to do? They aren't going to send a car over to intercept you, and none of this is going to go to court.
The powers exist so the police can act to stop people gathering together and can enforce it with something: I really doubt they're going to use it for some guy in his 20s going out for a walk by himself twice per day.

>Is this now a banana republic or a comic-opera police state?
Yes.
it's quintessentially british

Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson-Ngubu

You know what to do.

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can't thay i do

Anyone else out there still have any regard for liberty? It is striking that the country of Magna Carta, Habeas Corpus, and the Bill of Rights should be put under house arrest by a clown. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a giggle.

*enters the thread*

Hope the government here does the same, got my eyes on some wogs down the street that I know will break any rules.
Wrongdoers deserve to be dobbed in, simple as.

explain to me why a few hundred thousand boomers dying is a bad thing.

they're not
I'll be honest with you
laws are just legal ways of dealing with knobheads

if you're not being a knobhead, nobody's going to enforce the law on you

Have sex

hands are ruined from washing them so often and opening cardboard boxes all day at toil

Chinese Virus Death Rates, per one million people, as of March, 19th:

Italy—49.3
Iran—13.9
Spain—13.7
Netherlands—3.9
France—3.6
China—2.3
South Korea—1.8
United Kingdom—1.6

The United States—0.5

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Being a grass is a one way ticket to hell in my mind

Its propaganda time

Bob is based. He doesn't have a seat n my electorate so can't vote for his party unfortunately
but my seats also 70% liberals every single time so it doesn't even matter who i vote for
yeah which is weird when policy-wise social issues are literally meaningless

>Matt Hancock is under fire after claiming “the biggest public health campaign in history” is telling people how to defeat coronavirus – despite no adverts being placed on Facebook or Instagram.

>The heath secretary rejected growing warnings that much of the public is in the dark about official advice on ‘social distancing’, insisting no government had ever done so much.

>However, the claim was immediately undermined by research showing not a single advert about the pandemic has run from the government’s official Facebook or Instagram accounts.

Quality reporting this

YOUNG PEOPLE CAN GET IT TOO AND CAN DIE FROM IT/HAVE RESPIRATORY ISSUES FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

Queensland is the best state and you cannot change my mind.

yes minister is kino

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Basically this

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRjkL5TEAY

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Zoomers will be unhappy it's not removing boomers

imagine unironically letting the government tell you how many walks you are allowed a day LOL
what are you a fucking DOG?

Somone go to the shops for me
Last of the good british teli

Blatantly distorted by amount of testing though
Italy's total cases will be way higher than they said, they just haven't recorded it yet

Genuinely try imagining that this isn't a Chinese bioweapon at this point.
Mental isn't it?

This
They can fuck off

Fuck off english teacher pedo nonce

Thailad is the only nonce we need

queensland IS a state

btfo

THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

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黙れよクソ白豚めが
次話しかけたらぶっ飛ばすぞ

Prove this claim then

Was the 2003 SARS outbreak a Chinese bioweapon too?

for me, it's the disappearance of Tara Calico

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H1N1 (Swine Flu) killed 500,000 people.

Governments didn't do fuck all Chang.

honestly it's probably just a random disease that just happened to happen

I mean yeah, it'd benefit both america and china for the rest of the world to be a hot mess
but?
really?
it's just a bunch of shit all around the world
give ita couple of months and it'll've calmed down by then (I hope)

I want to go to a fucking pub

THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

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I think you're wayyyyy fucking dumber than you believe you are.

why didnt the chinese and the koreans and the italians figure out the chloroquine + azithromycin thing?

If I lived in Nazi Germany I would've dobbed you in to the Gestapo. Occupied China, your name would be on a Kempeitai list. East Germany, the Stasi. Kampuchea? Line up for the next bus to S-21.
Rules are made to be followed. If you don't want to be grassed, follow them

The WHO covered this up starting way back in December suppressing data and saying it was a fully contained nothingburger
On top of that China spread a lie about the virus starting in Italy in November

Ah yes

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that's a kristen stewart-esque expression

Must be shit being locked in the back of a murderers van

nah it benefits nobody for the world economy to crash

Is that meant to be a lot

Could easily bang on the inside of that van non stop

gonna go climb this and there's nothing you can do to stop me plod.

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possibly a bioweapon but it's doubtful that the release was deliberate

the bioweapons lab in wuhan has a long history of serious accidents
they probably didnt even know they were exposed

Good job you can speak chinese you spastic

You could probably sneak into one

yeah I imagine it's pretty shit tbf

exactly

And I think I'm probably smarter than I believe I am.

domo arigato mr roboto

When she finally gets out of your dreams and into your car

It's more than it should be

>over the course of about 18 months with far less government interference
covid-19 has like double the R0 and much higher fatality rate

Bullshit, I'm sure there's gonna be a few millionaires and billionaires once this is over

tapatalk.com/groups/watchingrobertpickton88015/transcript-of-shirley-lynette-ledford-audio-record-t3312.html

Two guys tortured girls to death in the back of a van in the 70s and no one noticed

Also, reminder.

I actually hope that this shit is true rather than the alternative.

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Well yeah, I wasn't talking about the ugly ones

How you holding up Em?

Progress is CANCELLED
We're going back lads

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Whats up with bitches staying super mad?
Holy smokes, ho, I don't think about you. Get over it.

>>H1N1 (Swine Flu) killed 500,000 people.
I still don't remember a single thing or anything closing over that

Swine Flu vaccines were produced much more quickly relative to the progress of the vaccine for the current virus, so fast that it's hard to imagine the US not being prepared for such an outbreak beforehand. You must be too young to remember this.

Not bad tbqh. Yourself?

ah yes conspiritard posting it's smart looking right after 1 billion times being wrong

haha yeah it's like that return to tradition meme with the vaporwave arse tet tick

Pissed. Dont know how long this bullshit is gonna last

Everything he's said so far has been correct.

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very little compared to usual. whole screen is usually planes