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toils out for summer

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How can China ever recover from this? They'll be pariahs in Western countries

How many of you have had your workplace shutdown by the government lads?
Mine from tomorrow onwards...

There will be fights in the shops tomorrow

NIGGERS

Imagine war with China

Everyone thinks they are important

Assuming its 2pm on a tuesday

Lads have ALL the retail shops actually been shut?

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Merkel shut down the entire country.

Has Bojo started welding doors yet?

no they won't because most western countries are run by leftists who adore the ideas of social credit scores and nationalized industries

GAGGANDA GEE GIBBING GEE

*surreptitiously google's pariah*

they're the workshop of the world
no choice but to carry on importing from them

apart from sports direct

post slugs

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err, my name is uh,, well its bloody, its, well, me names, mista, bloody, BEAN!!!!

bet she likes it up the arse

Distraction post!

* Favorite pie: four'n twenty beef and cheese
* Steak or Seafood: steak, seafood is low t foid meat
* Italian or Chinese: italian, fucking despise slants
* Pepsi or Coke: only drink water because i'm not an adhd zoomer piece of shit
* Chocolate or Vanilla: neither, not a foid
* How many tattoos: none because i'm not a foid or bender
* Ever hit a deer: aren't deers in my cunt
* Rode in a ambulance: imagine being such a fucking wuss you need an ambulance
* Netflix or Hulu? neither because i'm not a foid
* Last text from: don't own a phone
*Favorite season: don't have one because i'm not homosexual
* Broken Bones: imagine being this weak
* Favorite color: not a pooftah
* Sunrise or Sunset: don't give a fuck
* Dogs or cats? neither, not a soyboy
*Number of states visited: hate seppos
* Who will play along: don't give a shit

she's perfect features

Paris is not in China

taiwan is the real china

what are the exceptions
like supermarkets and stuff

How do I do this?

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* Favorite pie: yeah
* Steak or Seafood: yes
* Italian or Chinese: yeah
* Pepsi or Coke: yeah
* Chocolate or Vanilla: haha
* How many tattoos: yeah
* Ever hit a deer: haha
* Rode in a ambulance: haha
* Netflix or Hulu? yeah
* Last text from: yeah
*Favorite season: yes
* Broken Bones: yeah
* Favorite color: yes
* Sunrise or Sunset: yeah
* Dogs or cats? yeah
*Number of states visited: haha
* Who will play along: yes haha yeah

>Paris is not in China

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There's always a choice

Its in Texas

* Favorite pie: creampie haha
* Steak or Seafood: Steak
* Italian or Chinese: Italian
* Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max
* Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
* How many tattoos: 0
* Ever hit a deer: No
* Rode in a ambulance: Yes
* Netflix or Hulu? Netflix
* Last text from: a horny old milf
*Favorite season: Summer
* Broken Bones: wrist
* Favorite color: don't know I'm not 5
* Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
* Dogs or cats? Cats
*Number of states visited: 1, your mum she was an absolute state

Won't find out until tomorrow 2bh, total clusterfuck

perfection if you ask me
nah, more like the kind of gal to be into pegging, I reckon

imagine living in a city rn lmao

what's the best time to go tesco on the morrow?

still dont understand how they can make you exercise once a day
what if you're back hurts or something

animals only exist for consumption. pets are an abomination and an affront to the natural order. if you need some unthinking blob of meat so you don't feel lonely, kill yourself

*is a sad incels*

>* Favorite pie: four'n twenty beef and cheese
>* Steak or Seafood: steak, seafood is low t foid meat
>* Italian or Chinese: italian, fucking despise slants
>* Pepsi or Coke: only drink water because i'm not an adhd zoomer piece of shit
>* Chocolate or Vanilla: neither, not a foid
>* How many tattoos: none because i'm not a foid or bender
>* Ever hit a deer: aren't deers in my cunt
>* Rode in a ambulance: imagine being such a fucking wuss you need an ambulance
>* Netflix or Hulu? neither because i'm not a foid
>* Last text from: don't own a phone
>*Favorite season: don't have one because i'm not homosexual
>* Broken Bones: imagine being this weak
>* Favorite color: not a pooftah
>* Sunrise or Sunset: don't give a fuck
>* Dogs or cats? neither, not a soyboy
>*Number of states visited: hate seppos
>* Who will play along: don't give a shit

Do to know if I'm supposed to go into work tomorrow?

Will trains still be running?

*AIM login opening door noise*

dad reckons he isn't going to see his girlfriend until this is all over lmfao what a fucking cuck

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if you do things early in the morning you don't have to see wogs

Britain is requested to be incorporated in the Republic of the Senate and the Madrid people, how do you respond?

You may keep large amounts of your autonomy but must pledge allegeance to the republic

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what kind of employer wouldn't tell you? state

>nfl
bloody seppos

based lad

don't reply to it please

You just have to rip and tear bro

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Do leg stretches

on your mum yes

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It only happened hours ago, guess I'll try calling in tomorrow

BASED
WENDERS
LAD

coooooooooooor

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hope the big African bloke coofs on you

what do you do for food in the event of a shutdown?

sow

wtf where are the chebs?

Reckon now everyone is off work it would be the perfect time for a /brit/ meetup

This sunday 6pm The Montagu Pyke weatherspoons in Soho. Be there or be square.

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the ain eff ale

Supermarkets, Pharmacy, Petrol Stations, GP surgeries, Post Offices, that's it.

need her to perform cpr compressions on my face pronto

Momoz Mini Mart

>won't find out
The government already announced the guidance lad.

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>I'm here for the interview

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I want to know what you lot are all like
but also I don't

might give red dead another go only got to about 25% done

>mum going off about Franco being Hitlers half-brother for the second time today

* Favorite pie: mince/steak
* Steak or Seafood: steak but love seafood too
* Italian or Chinese: italian
* Pepsi or Coke: coke but never drink that shite
* Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate but not milk
* How many tattoos: no ink scar blobs on my meat bag
* Ever hit a deer: almost
* Rode in a ambulance: no
* Netflix or Hulu? No
* Last text from: mama
*Favorite season: like them all but winter is shite without snow
* Broken Bones: no
* Favorite color: blue/orange/purple
* Sunrise or Sunset: same thing init
* Dogs or cats? Some are alright and others are cunts
*Number of states visited: 2 in USA
* Who will play along: Playing with my willer

pet nigger just seen this and is now howling with rage and smashing up my flat
thanks a lot

looks like a post-competition athlete, poor thing used to be proper fit

what kind of madlad is posting a letter lately?

See Government has issued the guidance on what shuts down.

supermarkets are going to be fucking grim for the next few days

Shouldve thought of that while you were repeating nothingburger over and over again and laughing at preppers

sounds like my kind of gal

leftypol having a meltdown because xer gender realignment surgery has been postponed.

>implying this isn't a nothingburger
it's literally, unironically just the flu

>tfw need a haircut
what am i gonna do? shall look like a tramp

PLEASE MR GOVERNMENT I BEG YOU TO LOCK ME IN MY HOUSE!!! CLOSE ALL THE SHOPS AND LET ME STARVE TO DEATH AND STARVE ME OF ALL SOCIAL INTERACTION AND MAKE ME A ZOMBIE I BEG YOU!!!!

Homo

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Dont have the fridge space for prepping I live with 3 other people and we only have a shelf each. I have two bags of rice and two bags of pasta that will last me a while but only ever a couple days worth of meat and veg

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Yeah I ain't talking about that.
Pretty well run into the ground innit?
Trued just a *little* bit too hard.
Mask slipped.

solution: get bossman to meet you round the back of sainsburys with his scissors and pay him cash in hand

missing out on all of the excitement of having to stay at home as this has not impacted my day-to-day whatsoever

The whole country does not believe in email. Everything by post.

Also some proper mad lad keeps sending love letters to my neighbor. I only know cause the postie mistakenly puts them in my letterbox (we share surnames). And yes she is fucking other guys for sure, lol.

get the hairdresser round your house

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* Favorite pie: Don't eat pastry if I can help it
* Steak or Seafood: Steak
* Italian or Chinese: Chinese but won't be having one for a while
* Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
* Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
* How many tattoos: None
* Ever hit a deer: No
* Rode in a ambulance: No
* Netflix or Hulu?: >paying for streaming services
* Last text from: Mother
*Favorite season: Spring
* Broken Bones: no
* Favorite color: Purple
* Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
* Dogs or cats? Dogs
*Number of states visited: none
* Who will play along: huh??

>why yes, i did stock up on chocolate and nothing else, how could you tell?

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