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what are they going to do? bomb a supermarket?
are they finally going to bomb boots?

this 2bqh

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ahh yes i'm sure that privately owned CCTV by chinese run shell corporations spanning across the UK will be selling the data for nefarious purposes

nice tin foil hat you fucking freak

youtube.com/watch?v=kYxK3g2Nsnc

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Perfect chebs.

Business idea: just kill them all.

This man is a fucking moron

Imagine calling Wuhan Coronavirus 'covid19'
Yikes

AGGGGGHH HELP THOMAS I CANT FUCKING MOOOOVE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=Cn_lsXydrdU

Stupid narcissistic roastie. Good luck staying inside for the next two years HAHAHHAHAHHAH

felt this post

youtube.com/watch?v=oIy7HcwVK3E

it's "the so-called Islamic State" all over again

ye i'm sure a mosque in a no go zone like alum rock is going to shut its doors because bojo said so haha. the police will not even attmpt to enforce that one, they would get firebombed.

in this analogy the man can grow a leg back though and temporarily losing the leg prevented him from spreading his disease to others too quickly

looks like typical english upper middle class girl

please just have sex rorke

youtu.be/BJ0xBCwkg3E
This after the other lad posted it in the last thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=ThMKifjVLok

we did it lads!
what a time to be alive

you literally call muslims "asians" don't think you have a pedestal to stand on lads

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using this homeworking time to catch up for shadowlands expansion.

shan't be setting my alarm
I will get up when my mum and/or stepdad start banging on my door at around maybe 6pm when tea is ready

????????

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goodnight lads

now say it back

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really makes u think

He can't he's under lockdown

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They'll all get corona'd then.

biological imperative to reproduce is to strong

youtu.be/9jKwJDYGd6E

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You clearly have no idea what's going on

about to go shag a bowl of super noodles
brb

what are you playing during lockdown lads?

for me it's SotC (pure kino)

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going shop lads, anyone want owt?

Boris is the successor to the Ottoman caliphate of course they'll listen to him.

Heh... Looks like Louis the neet won in the long run.

You know things are bad when the government does something and the opposition says "we should do it even more!"

It's not a good sign when the Tories put us under house arrest and Labour says we need even more house arrest.

It's not a good sign when Labour invades Iraq and the Tories say we need an even stronger invasion of Iraq.

Fuck "bipartisanship"

osrs
coom eternal
kingdoms of amalur

good post

gfs chebs

off to the gf store, you lads want anything?

>pure kino

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I:R.

Probably going to play some minecraft, animal crossing, red dead redemption, that sort of thing. In a very explore-y mood.

tesco delivery and asda delivery sites both crashed

Civ 5
Disco Elysium
Hollow Knight

big booby anime one please

God forbid the west replicate the methods of control which had proven effective in the east, God forbid we steal their intellectual property for once. God forbid.

Straaaaaange brew
Kill what’s inside of you

the hoarders cleaned it out already

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>Amalur

lmfao why

R E T R I B U T I O N

Tall athletic ginger one pls.

one wuhan medical worker gf please

big fan of casual action rpgs

gr8 game good remake i like it

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oh I'm sorry you mean the despotic east where millions of people have died?

rsn?

qt korean one cheers mate

Heard they're remastering Goebbels underground 1930s tapes for a posthumous release.

>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS
Ah yes, Doing the same thing over and over and over again.

>single player games

why? why do these even exist?

>EY GUIZ THIS IS MY BAVOURIT BIDEO GEM-
Dont care. Didn't ask.

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simpletoiler (ironman)

Are you just going to stay in your room playing Overwatch all your life, Louis? YES.

>nobody said goodnite to me

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>NOO I NEED OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH OR ELSE I CAN'T HAVE FUN!!!!

youtu.be/aNZpGVkJKso

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This is the government's official policy.

where we go, you go and canada and austrailia are obliged to join
simple as

>5'8
IT'S OVER

To occupy the virgins

Reckon I'm gonna buy a cheap bike so I can go out and get some fresh air for the duration of this pandemic, would a cheap bike from Decathlon be alright?

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New York is fucked

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT PLAY COMPUTER GAMES YOU HAVE TO COLLECT STAMPS INSTEAD

you're not really this noob, right?

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mmm vodka
it's vile
but it'll do

do you only watch multiplayer films too?

Because I don't want to play with some angry Yank Jew

Business idea: /brit/ minecraft server.

only started last weekend, combat lvl 19

Bangs

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GOOD post

>ok boomer
>looks like a boomer herself
what did she mean by this?

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who do you think will be the first famous person to die from this

yeah only watch in the cinema or with my gf

You ever just pop off like a dozen mini-farts in a row?

might head off to bed and cosy up listening to the internet radio or to world service

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The Queen

>bangs
fuck off yankified zoomer twat
it's called a fringe
>yee haww maybeline, fetch me them there scissors it's time to trim our prize winnin' pony's bangs!

last time i checked go outdoors did a half decent and cheap hardtail mountainbike. outperformed more expensive bikes in one of those magazine tests.

i'd play

Knew you’d like it bud
youtu.be/POCUgBSVENQ
Try that on for size

Jose Mourinho delivering essential goods to the elderly at Enfield

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Yoyo lads, foreign /remoaner/ here, and I've been wondering, why is it that in the UK the disparity between upper and lower class girls is so huge.
I've been to most of Europe, from east to west, but in the UK, upper class Kensington girls look like a completely different breed compared to Welsh chicks.

need to apply for NEETbobs lads. what's it called these days with the 'rona going round and all?

how will your kind ever survive a lockdown

millennials are approaching 40 and we all know what substance women age like

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>47
not reading this bible. yaaaaawnnnn!

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Warzone with the boys

JUST

universal credit

Mad how a certain section of the Tories wanted to carve up the NHS and now it's suddenly the best thing since sliced bread

Cousins are welsh and I'd bang them.

oh no no no

NEED to spunk inside sally phillips

where will brits eat if mcdonalds and gerggs are shut down

morrisons crashed

sliced bread isnt really that useful
I bought a loaf of unsliced bread and you just take a second to cut it with a bread knife, total dodal

Excellent news - 2 days in a row of fewer new Coronavirus cases in Italy!

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uganda be kidding me

based department abuzz after seeing this post

uganda be kidding me

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united kingdom be kidding me

seething whore

>upper class Kensington girls look like a completely different breed
not hard to work this out lad think about it

Spoons.

*gets crumbs everywhere*

much is it?

just sent this post to the ministry of based for analysis

depends on what you're claiming for
more if you're claiming housing, child credits, etc