/brit /

how are you lads going to cope?

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dont then

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follow Lei Feng's good example

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Just quit?

Trump being a fucking idiot yet again conflating automobile accidents with this pandemic
inb4 this is not British vulture

>clogwog having a fucking full blown panic attack cause I called him out for using a VPN
embarrassing. did you really think we couldn't tell?

farted in my dogs face
he's scared of me now :(
i'm sorry dog.

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on the phone with me dad said hes losing his marbles, says he can't hack being inside all day.

just said its more tiring being home all day that it is out grafting all day.

toilers are fucking mentally ill

Genuinely relieved that I don't have to go back to work, I'm more than happy with getting 80% of my paycheck to not actually work.
Did you see her nudes?

Yup

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Very irish post

But I need a job

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OOH Did the man cough oh no better close all the pubs

Advice for anyone who isn't in an actual key role
Don't go to work if you don't want to
Toilberg's reign of terror is over

yeah

NEED a clingy gf to hug and shag

hate being a virgin freak

Not british culture, faggot

post chunes

pot draces ?

em take your meds son
u're connecting dots which have no evidence to support the connections

NUDES??

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>normalfags gave the gov emergency power because they couldn't stop going down the "boardgame bar" and playing ultimate frisbee in the park and other normie trash
Fuck

>Most of the world's population is mentally ill
Yeah yeah we get it. Humanity would be better if we were all like you and sat on our arse all day doing nothing of value. Sure thing pal

mistah hitchen yor bat soup is leady

>ultimate frisbee
>trash
FOY FOY FOY

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They leaked like a year or two ago

/brit/ is full of classcucks

>Alex jones nudes

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Where do I get my government 80% gibs from?

#CloseTheBorders
#KeepThemClosed

>thefappening.pro/alex-jones-the-fappening-nude-21-photos/

>We're going to be going down the herd immunity route
Fast forward a week
>You're all fucking cunts for not respecting this new 2m rule we sorta put into place yesterday

are women even human, lads?

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Yeah. Forgot how much I missed just doing mundane manual labor, like shoveling, chopping wood...rural property stuff.
Very relaxing. Don't even care about money.

its better if they can't enforce it. that way there's some people out there actually building immunity while the rest of us take the burden off the health service

Howling at all you virgins, I’ve been out and about all day and will be for the rest of the week. Sometimes when I see a pair of two walking the road I’ll speed up and start coughing and spluttering and they all instinctively begin speedwalking, some of them even run. Howling at you fucking virgins screeching over a flu.

I'm self-employed and lost my income.

My gf is frontline NHS staff & is now also financing our house solo.

And now we're now on lockdown for 3 weeks & we're still expected to pay rent and utilities?

As long as you ain't a deano you're okay with me lad

T.

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SCHWING

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>are women even human
biologically yes, in every other way no

And I think to myself that in many ways, wasn’t our Lord, Jesus Christ, socially isolating when he was in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights? Of course he didn’t have Netflix or Pornhub, but he was tempted by the devil. And it was after this test that He began his ministry.

Oh lad...

Donald Trumps Coronavirus briefings are full of dangerous misinformation

Apparently HMRC will distribute it to your employer who will distribute it to you. He said it but barely outlined anything, according my inside source say more info is coming tomorrow for employeers

the paddy lashes out at you as he starves to death on his own accord

mummy

should have got a government job when you had the chance mongo

shut up

Will the dog make eye contact or answer your provoking text messages?

Fair enough

Someone post chloechattty quick

cheers

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need a welsh mummy gf

so you can't even go cycling or running? fucking gay

The 2020 Tokyo Olympics will be postponed, likely to 2021, veteran IOC member Dick Pound says.

youtube.com/watch?v=58vZujx6Amg

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>find a band i like
>turns out there a bunch of commie vegan activists
why does this happen so frequently?

are therapists open in the UK? might want to get your TDS diagnosed

ya got me

the twitter roasties that /brit/ gravitates around all have BPD

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Country full of brainlets so the rules are piss easy now. If you arent out a run or cycle, buying essentials, caring for your nan who can't wipe her own arse or going to or from your job because toilberg wants you in, which is ultimately his liability, then fuck off home and have a wank.

Another proletarian dumped on the rubbish pile by the bourgeoisie.

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soz hard

Sign up fo dat 80% gibs

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Universe is trying to tell you something
HE Is telling you to change your ways

Is he related to Dick Wolf and Speed Weed?

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>40 years old
>that cute tummy

what de fug

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>giving noseberg my gibs
NOOOOOOO

>DICK POUND

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I don't get it.

communists make the best music

need to open up my laptop since the fans are loud but dont have the right screwdriver ffs

>Dick Pound

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Alex Jones is the epitome of MILFdom

why is his twitter name @clarkemicah

fs the bradley poster is here

im off to bed

IMAGE board
not TEXT board

no, he just saw me and ran off to another part of the house. lost my best mate.

Is there not a 3 month rent holiday in place?
>utilities
I'm assuming they'll become rationed but made free soon

Peak bodytype

american music is the best by far though

clarke micah was a arthur conan doyle character I think

>borders still open
We’re beyond fucked,

The government fucked up, and they know they fucked up. They had their nice pandemic plan ready for years, but this pandemic doesn't match the expected parameters of the more flu like one in the plan.

They stuck with their plan anyway, which led to the herd immunity bullshit, and now they are turning around as fast as possible.

why do you keep changing threads

Unus est postulat unum scire

Takes one to know one*

Mommy will take care of him.

don't think so, virgin

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Not the alex jones i wanted to see

>the irish lad posting slag tits in the last thread
lol

IMAGEine my fist in your scrawny little arse you genuine shit

just let who ever is going to die die. it was always going to be mainly elderly and infirm who were on death's door regardless

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not REPLY board

agree, but only that from the southern states and Cali

BT and Virgin Media about to announce broadband connections are to be "throttled" with immediate effect
Likely means not running connections during late hours when people are asleep
Other industry leaders likely to follow

*unzips*
image this!

Foreign office issued official advice a few hours ago advising Brits currently abroad to get home now, get an earlier flight if required

closure imminent

>Dick Pound

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keep stress eating all my food

Sad times where the government brings in a police state and the opposition's position is just "we should have EVEN MORE of a police state". This country has collectively lost its mind

*smack*
YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

>stress eating

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phil greaves and peter hitchens are talking the most sense on corona

Wouldn't it mean the opposite. They reduce speeds if needed during the heaviest usage times.

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>17 degrees
>in march
fuck victoria this place is the biggest shithole in the country

news here says stress eating will make you contract the virus faster

I don't think lockdown will work.
Everything I've seen so far suggest the British people won't follow simple instruction and will push the boundaries as much as possible.

feel weird lads
like I'm sad but not like I want to cry
just like I want this living nightmare to be over

is this depression?
god is this what all of those people felt like
the ones I went
>depression
to, with the attached image?

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