/brit/

>I had the ol' coronavirus back in January
No you didn't

>working tomorrow

working tomorrow

so glad I can still buy my weed lads

>cancelled elections
>need licence to leave home
>police can arrest you for going outside
only a few months in and yellow-haired hitler has already transformed britain into a totalitarian dictatorship

i'm scared lads

sometimes i forget that im a godtier drummer

Yeah I did, matched all the symptoms perfectly

Tbf Boris didn't want this at all. He hates big government, he's a laissez-faire lolbertarian at heart. But the British middle classes begged him and pressured him for these extreme measures, and because the rest of Europe was doing it and his advisors recommended it, he folded. Boris' natural instinct was for herd immunity, which would have been infinitely better

No, unless the situation gets worse. None of the countries actually want to lockdown.

Give over, he's loving this. Get's to LARP as Churchill during the Blitz

Once a "state of emergency" is imposed, it's really hard to lift. South Africa did that back in the 80s (the blacks were getting uppity) and it stayed in place for 5 years.

Now all you cucks need to organize a huge rent strike because landlords still plan on collecting and evicting.

He looks visibly uncomfortable in almost all his press conferences. I really don't think you're giving him credit. He didn't want this

Wouldn't herd immunity have inevitably led to at least 100,000 deaths in the healthy population? I'd love to criticise leftypol on this, but they seem to be right. Best strategy is full lockdown for 4-5 weeks and let the virus play itself out as much as possible, and then cautiously go back to normal life (but on high alert) for the next 8-12 weeks after that

Different political context though, since that was the result of civil unrest.

3 weeks is fucking nothing. It's literally only lasting until the end of this uni semester.

They can't arrest everyone, just carry on as usual.

oh really? next thing we know he'll be rounding up anyone who looks a little bit brown.

I never thought i'd say it, but britain has well and truly fallen. hate has won.

>he's a laissez-faire lolbertarian at heart
Nah he's a slightly more conservative than he's letting on populist

I don't think Churchill wanted the war either.

Gonna wear this on the way to toil later.

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You can check his voting record. He's always been a pretty socially liberal, economically liberal person. Having to go against his natural political instincts is probably very disturbing to him

What? Churchill was a notorious warmonger. He never claimed otherwise.

I'm going to rape you on the way to toil later

how do you think all this will affect birth rates?

Alright allow me to rephrase, I don't think Churchill wanted to be in a position where he thought war was necessary.

we're going deep and we're going hard

I consider 250,000 deaths as a best case scenario with herd immunity. With the current strategy we're just delaying the deaths till winter, where after lockdown eventually relaxes, it'll be much worse once the second wave of the virus is around and hospitals can't cope at all. We could be looking at over a million deaths in the long term with this.

we're all in here

Assuming this clears up in 3 weeks as planned, then there might be a small spike in births. If this extends for longer than that, then we'll get the next baby boomer generation.

The majority of people are going to catch the virus anyway. In fact, many of us may have already had it, since there have been cases where the carrier was completely asymptomatic until they recovered.

Why are you so confident that there will be the second wave? And why couldn't we just impose a similar lockdown for another 4-5 weeks when it does?

Honestly, he probably did. He had a deep-seated hatred for Germany and viewed them as the biggest threat to the British/English-speaking world order.

Old and unhealthy people die all the time, sometimes at certain times more than others. Why are people suddenly shocked by this. If this actually affected healthy people it would be a concern but it doesn't. We should literally be doing herd immunity and telling vulnerable people to stay at home, providing aid to whoever needs it. Why do young people have to stay home and not work when they won't be affected by it at all unless they don't have an immune system. Honest question.

So this is how liberty dies

poo

Will resist any attempt by the authorities to infringe on my rights

>If this actually affected healthy people
it does

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>implying anyone here is actually going to be hindered by these measures in any significant way
Credit where credit is due, Boris was suprisingly moderate with these policies.

Based

*calls the police on the next poster that talks about going outside*

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whats peter hitchens got say about all this then

nope
a perfectly healthy person will be completely fine

Hello e-thot my old friend
I've come to fap to you again
to a vision of you nude, streaming
I dump my seed watching you sleeping
and the feelings of regret and coomer shame,
still remains.

After the sound of cooming.

In restless nights I coom alone
with eight porn tabs on my cellphone.
'Neath the pale-glow of my phone screen
Traps and trannies, cuckolds, B-B-C
until my eyes are red from the six hour pornofest --
I return to rest.

Soothed by the sound of cooming.

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chebs?

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>But what is interesting is how many people attack me for attacking this blatant assault upon liberty. This is how you can tell the country is finished. And people used to ask me, they really did, why I urged them to get out while they could.

day 1 of no fap

Your standard for 'healthy' isn't high enough. Not being completely diabetic doesn't mean you should fall into the 'healthy' group. If you have a strong and healthy immune system it won't affect you.

Gonna go out tomorrow to see if the vinyl record shops are still open and get an idea of how many police are on the streets and how strict this is gonna be.

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seems to be plenty of cases that suggest otherwise, keep coping though

imagine pressing into her and pumping her cunny full of your seed

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OFFICIAL LEFTYPOL STATEMENT

We are opposed to this "lockdown" and the increased police powers, which coupled with skyrocketing unemployment will lead to misery for the British toiler.

Boris Johnson doing these announcements feels like when the Fresh Prince would do a “serious” episode.

>China
surely they know no one believes their bollocks numbers

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GET YER ARSE BACK INSIDE BEFORE I CALL THE BOBBIES, CUNT

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>This is how you can tell the country is finished

Hasn't this line been in every Peter Hitchens article over the last 30 years? It's sort of his gimmick

the 'bate has a fine selection of ladies of the willy variety

funny how leftypol was going off about boris not doing enough but as soon as he does he's overreacting and it's just the flu

Based Pete the last voice of reason
The British people have cried out for their own enslavement

but leftypol hates the british toiler

shes so peng

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where does he think we should have left to
everywhere else is going under lockdown

what do you think jeremy corbyn's response to the coronavirus would have been had he been in power during this time?

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

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yes

so... really fucking serious then

saw that a few days ago haha

their main focus will be dispersing gatherings

ahhhh yes put millions of lives on hold and destroy entire industries to protect ungrateful boomers who'll be dead in 6 months anyway
excellent plan Boris

>save “Stonehenge”
Do these people not realize that “Stonehenge” is just a tourist trap that was built in the 1960s and gets remodeled every few years

Peter Hitchens and David Icke are about to form the most powerful tag-team ever known to man

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me on the left

clearly in those cases those people are in fact not perfectly healthy
perhaps their immune system isn't as good as they think it is
perhaps their diet or lifestyle isn't that great

yes, this might just be cope, but you're being silly

leftypol fighting the tyrannical lockdown by going out and coughing on stop signs

me buried beneath her arsehole during the gyms construction

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Boris has destroyed private business, the government effectively controls the airlines and public transport via subsidies, pollution is dropping.

Corbyn basically won

thank god i am unemployed so i can spend time with de lads

need a wank
but also dont want to wank

full nationalisation of the entire economy and doubling of welfare payments

I too like going through the archives to find predictions on the modern day

Reminder that she got smashed a dozen times a day on that hippy boat

>5'8
IT'S OVER

aka his core vote

terrible form
too fast
no precision
not going to accomplish owt apart from potential injury

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Based

We're literally living in a police state because normies couldn't go two days staying indoors without the government enforcing it.

imagine the retaliation once the US has this under control

the chinamen are FINISHED

yeah by me

mandatory gassing of white people to save brown lives

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I imagine so yeah, am curious how many people are actually out socializing

all trade with china should be cut off with immediate effect

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I'm 5'8, used to be shorter when I was younger too and still lose my virginity at 14 to a girl that was taller than me
I still shag

Just post under your actual flag you insecure little retard.
>b-b-but the /brit/ boys will be m-m-mean to me
Pussyfaggot bitch.

'pe

shut up virgin

>state-enforced NEETdom
howling

not worried about her being arrested you spastic, im worried about her catching a deadly fucking virus over dove roll-on

god i hope so

just a blatant lie

stop lying lad, we all know your 6'2

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lost my virginity to an 18 year old twink

bbc.co.uk/news/health-51963486

good read

silly irishman
go fish

I know what you're trying to do here Satan

there's literally a 12 year old in intensive care with no underlying conditions

Winston Churchill or Boris Johnson which PM is greater?

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hot

lies

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=10z6-vQm23w

you used to post with other flags all the time

god i love her so much bros

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poofs are mental

based fly

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I believe you
the virgins of /brit/ will claw up at you from their runt pits, citing their incel dogma ad nauseum, but I believe you

vile harlot

msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/a-12-year-old-coronavirus-patient-fighting-for-her-life-had-no-preexisting-conditions-her-family-said/ar-BB11AgSW

see

this is a punishment for allowing faggot marriage

rancid trollop

Accidentally pulled off 3 squares of loo roll instead of 2 so treated myself to an extra deep wipe, scraped the hemorrhoid's and it was itchy and sore but so satisfying

whom?

>YOU MUST STAY HOME
fookin 'ell

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nonce

The kids of the 2060s will all wonder why their grandparents are so racist against the Chinese. And we'll tell the young'uns about the WuFlu days

Pitt the younger

grimy strumpet

Kids don’t have good immune systems

stare into the abyss

>perhaps their immune system isn't as good as they think it is

*stores my canned goods in there*

cope

lmao get rekted femoid bitch

>IT ONLY AFFECTS THE OLD
>A-AND THE SICK
>A-AND THE Y-YOUNG

literal, unironic, cope.

his jokes are far too clever to be funny

are moz

fuck off scaremonger

the CCP has too many people in the west on their payroll in one form or another

>grandpa, what was a neet???

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ngl this was my thought process as well

>nooo not the doggerinos!!

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just some girl I found in manchester on google streetview

>-her-family-said
ah yes, an unbiased source.

>6 dead
shithole

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cretinous little trollop

>lmao get rekted femoid bitch

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The old the sick and 12 year olds have shit immune systems. You daft?

I don't remember that, sorry.

>Emma had no pre-existing conditions, her cousin said.

both parents smoked
t. knower

>They were lazy good for nothing sods wasting their lives away. Thankfully after the Covid-19 pandemic all governments brought in mandatory slavery for them.

>How to help kids cope with life without school
what sort of freak kid cant cope without school

warzone just came out they'll be loving it

>literal, unironic, cope.
problem?

>A-AND THE SMOKERS
>A-AND THE STUDENTS
>B-BUT NOT ME

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for me, it's Alex Jones (The One Show)

what about the 22yo female doctor who died?

*Plays the drum intro to Sugar We're Going Down*

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imagine all the gamers that will be created out of the zoomers

god help us all

not the doctors then?
not the nurses?
not even the porters or the cleaners?

>whoaaa i wanna be a Neetman GRANDPA!
>NO I DOOOO!!! I DO!!

imagine being an 8 year old and going from seeing your mates every single day to not leaving your house at all for weeks on end

kill yourself chink

God decided it was her time to go or she had a weak physiognomy.

all that drinking may have caught up with you

want to kiss and cuddle a girl but not have sex

>kill yourself chink

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They have Switch and PS4 and Netflix and YouTube
They'll survive

Really don't want to be stuck with my paranoid shrill mother for 3 months

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Women have always been the primary victims of disease. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in hospitals.

teacher said "open up the text and read the first paragraph, on oral sex"
i said "ORAL SEX?! WHAT KIND OF CLASS IS THIS?!"
girl nex to me said "what's wrong with you man? this is a lesson that makes you feel fine, kinda eases your nerves and relax your mind"
i said "dont try to use those hypnotic spells"

lads.... Im fucking scared

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>calvinism
you're lucky im on lockdown son you'd be getting your head battered right now

ZoMg SCOTLANDDD!!!!

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Lads be honest, Is the coronavirus really that bad?

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your reliance on the external in a futile attempt to fix the internal is pathetic

>God
cope

I doubt it.

could i take my employer to court for failing to provide protection againt the rona?
pharmicist workers get hazmat suits.
toilstein didn't even provide any proper gloves, never mind a mask.

hmm yes throw the economy under the bus to save some people, or throw a whole bunch of people under many buses to save the economy

in a world where everyone is doing the former, any country that does the latter will come out on top, moral quandaries aside

i'm a full time toiler and a marxist-leninist

sucky sucky 5 dorrar?

bet tht cunt has a reddit account
hope some ned slashes his tires

You used to post with a Norwegian VPN. Why you lying? I thought you were authentic

>that picture

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Can't even go outside for a cigarette anymore

concerned my willy isnt big enough to satisfy a woman lads

what?

non-key workers:
>stay at home comfy and cosy for 6+ months playing video games, watching movies, shitposting, eating pot noodles, wanking all day while being paid 80% of their salary

me, a """key""" worker in a fucking call centre:
>go to toil 5 days a week as normal taking calls from angry norms now with too much time on their hands at home and who cannot accept that society at large has stopped so timescales for what they want are completely fucked

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snitch bitch

no
it's a whole load of hoopla

*hold your hand*
do not be afraid friend

full time gimp as well

VERY small and minute number of deaths either way

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gagging for a poo

There was a study that says that women reckon 8" is the minimum for them to enjoy sex.

concerned my personality isnt strong enough to satisfy a woman lads

Got the last pack in Aldi de leds

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tfw key worker but wfh

le something something

NEETS:
>ring ring hello based department

t. mutant dick user

>wanking all day while being paid 80% of their salary
No lads it 100% of your salary up til 2,500 per month

youtube.com/watch?v=JbeehlEAmPs

He lies about not being a virgin, of course he'd lie about not using Norwegian + Swiss VPNs

run out of breath and start coughing every time i go up and down stairs at the minute. this lung infection needs to fuck off sharpish.

italy, a fraction of the population of china, is approaching china's official total case numbers
china is lying 100%

Thought I'd give lying a try.
Everyone does it.

sure you can sport
*spanks you on your bottom*
off you go!

they're a multi billion pound company
least they could do tbqh

Seems to range between life threatening and a very very nasty flu

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Couldn't say, I'm not a white blood cell

Fuck up Ryan, wasn’t talking to you

yikes

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corr look at that pinky toe