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What the fuck is going on with the chink flu stimulus plan?
>$500M
>$1 trillion
>1.5 trillion
>$2.5 trillion
Is there no end?

15th for Yas Forums

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Convert your savings to $1 bills and use as toilet paper

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BASED

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>Chink flu
LOOK MOM I SAID IT AGAIN!

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Kung flu is better

I prefer slant sickness.

The virus is called SARS-CoV-2.
The disease is Covid-19.

Please stop using racist terminology.

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Zipperhead zipperdead?

Stop posting this Chinese

Dont listen to a man who steals mail.

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your thoughts on democrats delaying aid for workers and businesses in favor of getting their agenda passed?
wonder what those democrat governors who shut down their states think about this

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i wanna date a fat soft woman

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Don't care. All politicians are criminals

How much of that will the average citizen get anyway? Isn't it just mostly company and bank bailouts?

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The 500 billion in oversight free cash the republicans want to give to their friends is cool though?

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china intentionally spread the virus because they knew it would stimulate their economy if a pandemic started and they had the worlds first tests for it on top of manufacturing a good portion of the worlds medical supplies. Just so happened to line up with their declining economy.

yes of course

Hope my mail has arrived today. Stupid corona virus.

show me where in the bill it said that
because i can show you where the above is mentioned, you DNC talking point freak

Go home, zhang

one small step for a man

I've been talking to a female from Vietnam on fb, she wants me to come visit when it's possible, she's a virgin, I'm so horny, I can't wait

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Seems like those people who tried to incur a "blue wave" voted against their own self interests

We had this family "friend" when I was a kiddo, rich fucks. Show off driving his Ferrari everywhere.
One time the granddaughter of the guy was in 'our' room (I shared one with my sister) and she had her Piggy Bank with her for whatever reason, emptied it in my room. It was full of 5DM coins (RIP Deutsche Mark).
lmaao bruh I kept snipping coins under my bed, it was the best. Made like 50DM that night.
50DM...it made me feel like a rich man...
Is it immoral to steal from the rich?

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Kek virgin getting scammed by somebody like fk I bet

catfished

I've been to Vietnam and I've fucked Vietnam, I don't want to go back teehee

you deserve everything that is going to happen to you

Can you stop posting this child

She is a teenager (close to 18).

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>Is it immoral to steal from the rich?
It's immoral not to.

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Vile

Don't know what to get online with 30 bucks

Mentally she is 8

Is Joe Biden dead?

I also worked for my distant cousin when I was in high school, he was an event organizer in clubs.
I was working at the entrance on weekends, collecting ticket money.
One night I stole 200€ lol
He was furious, he noticed the money seems a little low.
But he was also quite drunk so his friends were like "bro relax everything looks normal".
Next weekend he apologized to me.
Little did he know...

200€ + the normal wage for the night, it was based. Pretty based as hell...

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>zoey alexandria is a transbian
why are all trans youtubers transbians wtf

Good things then

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stealing is fun desu

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Scumbag

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How long before Anthony Fauci gets fired, like every other sane cabinet member has?

want to slap her boob

Have you done a video call?

Why do you invested in the sexuality of random online transsexuals?

disgusting skinnyfat femoid

Not radical. Time for (R)s to learn what it means to compromise

Yes, but I’ve met her in person too, like I said I’ve been there, that’s how I know her

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Pretty nice belly

might try and kill myself tonight. have a rope, have some stout beams in my garage too.

im so boooored you want me to stream?

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This is not advisable

business idea: get a glass of milk from the kitchen

yes stream halo ce

wtf ale looks like THIS?

stream an oddworld game, or jet set radio future.

im not its just a weird thing

"no"

i dont have it
i wish

i want a strat again

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guys whats it like to kiss a girl you love

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it feels good.

bittersweet. the rest of the time you want to drown her in shallow puddle

elaborate please

maybe if its detailed enough I can lay in bed tonight and imagine I'm kissing my oneitis

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bags of sand

stream jet set radio

i dont have any

Hold on if you can. I know shit's rough, but I'm sure there's things out there that are worth it.

Strats are cool, but i've always wanted a jazzmaster.

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I'm like a functioning alcoholic except instead of alcohol I smoke weed
I'm a functioning stoner

eeeeeeh

Library share with me on Steam.
this guy wants to see you play jet set radio too

Really love pussy tbqh

drumpf is speaking

>I smoke weed

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There is no such thing as a functioning addiction, I learned that in AA

you just weren't doing it right, stop projecting

>Why yes, I do grow my own mushrooms from spores

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stream yourself listening to lana del rey and crying

My cult said it’s not possible!

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I want to join a cult, would be nice to feel like i had family again.

ok nvm my house got too loud

ridiculously horny. quarantine killing me rn.

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Neither party is great

They basically weaponize that desire against you. I know the feeling though

Let's start our own cult!

i need a bf