People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following very limited purposes

They're going to pressure Trump to do it nationwide. Dems are unironically shilling for martial law just to spite him.

all of the mayors over here in ca are fear mongering hard as fuck

Feds don't have that power, most they can restrict is interstate travel and even then Trump won't do that.

oh no i have to stay inside, play videogames and sleep all day
oh nooooo

my sister is devastated that she can't go on the sunbeds and turn herself into donald trump anymore

look at this dude

>They're going to pressure Trump to do it nationwide. Dems are unironically shilling for martial law just to spite him.

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post your slag sister

>government has closed basically all businesses
>I get to stay home for three weeks doing nothing still on 80% pay
Oh yeah this sounds such a bad deal...

Will he himself be subject to restrictions? If not, why not?

supermarket toil in the morn lads

>living in a police state isnt so bad, im allowed to be neet all i want
low test brit fags

>vote for a populist who looks like a retard
>he does retarded things
WOW IM SHOCKED

we have been in lockdown for a week, it's not that funny.

also
>only 3 weeks.

Do you think corona will kill the queen?

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what happened to herd immunity?

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We already have it in Michigan, dipshit.

Bore off you hysterical little virgin

Let them extend it, as far as I'm concerned the longer the better, this is NEETbux on a scale never seen before

>declare quarantine after 6 thousand bongs are already infected
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE ON SHITALY'S LEVEL

a "stay at home order" is not the same
dipshit

What happened to the wall?

Suck my dick

Lot's of boomers will die for sure. It's a virus that spreads easily. Statistically it won't make a significant impact on general mortality.
Curfews help slowing down the virus and prevent the health system from getting overwhelmed. On the other hand curfews can't last much because after some point the economy starts taking a serious hit. Enjoy government sponsored neeting while it lasts

what happened to the herd immunity plan? i thought this would save britain from coronavirus?

that was scrapped well over a week ago, get with the times

>that was scrapped well over a week ago
why?

she's fled the capital and probably anyone who comes into contact with her has to be tested first.

she is almost 94 years old and her husband is basically a walking corpse so they would both be toast if they caught it. charles has a history of health problems too so he will probably kick the bucket if he gets corona as well.

That's the plan in every country including yours. They just can't admitit

>spend a week defending the stupid "herd immunity plan" aka "the gubment will let old people and sick people die rather than close the city" on Yas Forums
>they scrap the plan anyway
oi you alright guv

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well it never happened in the first place, Boris was pressured to follow what other countries were doing and encourage social distancing and limiting interactions etc.

nah our plan is to stretch the outbreak as much as possible. britain's plan sounded more fun, let it flow like there is no tomorrow

So you have been telling me for years that you need the guns, so you can stop the government from going full Hitler on you. Is it habbening now?

stop listening to our sensationalised news/Yas Forums, or you'll be like the amerimutts who actually think that porn etc. will be banned in uk

I said people with your flag spent a lot of time defending it on Yas Forums, there's nothing I'm implying here

this is all a scm to stop people from buyinh shit so china takes a hit and a cooldown on globl warming because no country wants to stop

do you know anyone whos died.from kung flu? no? thought so

Except it'll be enforced by the national guard with assault rifles just like anytime shit gets crazy here.

Will some shoot back? And stream it? I'm bored and I saw that you have fun cams over there now

>Gun cams
even though fun cams is kinda fitting. Not being able to go out does strange things to my brain

he seems like a chill guy

I honestly don't see why any nation shouldn't give its citizens neetbucks all the time, imagine the heights our cultures would reach, worldwide neetbucks for everyone

No because we talk the talk but would never try shit. All the muh ebil gubment types are pussy larpers when it comes to actually doing shit.

>finding a way to blame mutts
absolutely seething

they are fining people who loiter around in groups doing nothing here in the bay area.

post your geordie shore-esque sis

my friends dad died of it today unironically

police won't pull you over here either, but if you're walking around town they're going to ask why

They'll be too busy digging mass graves and corpse burning pits to control the cities and countryside

>loiter
wtf its not like loitering was a crime before all this anyway

>police wont pull you over but if you're walking around they're going to pull you over

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The doctors straight up told him that there's no way they could handle 100 000 people needing ventilators to stay alive.

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the nhs has 8.6k ventilators, have access to 300 in private hospitals and the mod has a few dozen

The order for my state says that you can still walk around outside for any reason

Dems aren't into that type of petty behaviour