/brit/: Plymouth Argyle Football Club Edition

*nasally nerd voice*
got mysterious heroine x to noble phantasm level 2 the other day, was rolling for normal artoria pendragon though.

also got nero saber and saber lancelot twice

I knew it!

My life’s like a movie hehe

Chinese grill weeb

Would you lads

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wonder if Amazon will ship my Last of Us: Part II preorder if they're inundated with food and toilet roll shipments

wonder if Naughty Dog will even get through their crunch and complete the game if the USA is at the mercy of the ol' 'rona

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

Clueless worm

No she looks fucking weird

gimp

She has a big penis and big boobs

youtu.be/yKFaGDrOfrI
goodbye

it's a good game

>doubling down on wackiness
Ok freak. Do a little jig for us.

I would inform her about Nanking and explain why 2 nuke was not enough

not a nergo but over the past few days i've been gravitating more and more towards arses. how do i cure this affliction?

>cant handle the banter
Jog on leaf

you haven't played it

have you consider wanking to large attractive bums?

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imagine buying the lesbian jew(?) game

youtubers i havfe been watching:
lindybeige
preston jacobs
bald and bankrupt

the first one I mean, 'The Last of Us'

just want all this to be over so I can go hiking with the gf again

no, as i said i'm not a negro.

She’s in my bed right now bro... sorry I had to break it to you like this

>bald and bankrupt
based

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nonce bait

>be NEET
>life literally doesn't change

really happy for all the dogs during this time. imagine how thrilled they'll be to see their best mate not leaving every morning and instead spending all day petting them and hugging them. really happy for the dogs.

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>j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just banter
faggot

That /brit/ companion thread was quite comfy wasnt it lads, much needed comfy thread. Wasnt getting any (you)s whatsoever in the other thread

Where is the JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE?

um where are the graphs on the BBC on how many weeks we are behind being welded into our on homes like in china?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE ONE LIFE AND ITS FUCKING SHIT

For me, it's iSorrowProductions, Pokay, CallMeKevin and RRTGame

imagine how tight though

not really been any good episodes lately have there

Absolute mega cringe you fucking scrawny virgin

Yes.

Any Jungle music man in?

Haven't had a real job in years and my life is anything but ordinary or monotonous.

>tory bbc not mentioning that the government has u-turned on it's strategy in 7 days
imagine if it was labour

being neet is based mate

>go to supermarket

>queues half the length of the store
>most of the shelves empty
>staff autistically enforcing the 2 metre rule
>every boomer paying with cash and taking forever to bag their own groceries
Not worth it in hindsight

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>proto-gf has a proto-bf
>he doesnt seem interested
should I orbit her? never been an orbiter but shes really qt

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Can't be bothered with this planet anymore

The recent (last perhaps) one with Duncan Trussell was really good

Who /doing exams online/ here?

How the fuck do you find the discipline to work from home?

imagine not being a marxist leninist
couldn't be me lol

For me its:

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Inside every Jap is the capacity to speed above the waves with methamphetamine in the brain whilst screaming "BANZAI!" before crashing their plane straight into the air control tower of an aircraft carrier.
Never forget this about the Jap.

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nice flag
no

1.7 billion people across the world are now living under some form of lockdown due to coronavirus

Lad came into work last Thursday and Friday with a low fever apparently. Fever has spiked over the weekend and he wasn't in today. He is getting tested now. Reckon he probably has it. The flu season is basically over now. Should I be getting tested? Or wait for his results? I work in an open office.

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imagine being invested in politics

me SOOOO horny
you want party?

>mum's going off about how Franco was Hitler's half brother again

good job ive got two freezers in the cellar full of meat and poultry

folc

youtube.com/watch?v=2iOk2ME1LRY

pearl harbour was kino tbf

are you some thai whore?
why are you talking like that?

state of you london paki

vagrant holiday's alright but the cunt's endless apathy and cynicism gets a bit old

poultry is meat

>Potential History
based

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7 billion people are already living under the form of lockdown called society

what if this gets worse lads

Weird how some average ordinary people are perfectly satisfied with living the NPC life,
and others are extremely resentful and jealous of anyone who rises above the herd in any way.
I wonder what goes on in childhood to determine this view point.

everyone with a sniffle or cough hasnt got corona lad
are you mental

So what is it?

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Post fucking machines

It’s time to kill yourself

rated that film tbf

it will get worse
that's a given

going to work tomorrow any non cucked man in tonight?

I think I’d like to say only that they should learn to be alone and try to spend as much time as possible by themselves. I think one of the faults of young people today is that they try to come together around events that are noisy, almost aggressive at times. This desire to be together in order to not feel alone is an unfortunate symptom, in my opinion. Every person needs to learn from childhood how to spend time with oneself. That doesn’t mean he should be lonely, but that he shouldn’t grow bored with himself because people who grow bored in their own company seem to me in danger, from a self-esteem point of view.

its not red meat though, thus the distinction
also poultry is a broad term for avian meats

based

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Clara >>>>>> the rest.

black lads making lots of noise outside

just looked out my window and saw this

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>sets location to bejing

smeg me arse! haven't seen cat in yonks ngl

roommates dyed my hair blonde for the craic and it looks fucking dire

this?
the lockdown?
they can't make it any worse than this lol
>b-but in china!!
nah

you have girlfriend in vietnam?

Living through history lads
I just hope future books tell the truth and lay the blame solely at the feet of the chinese government

Call the police and tell them they’re congregating in worrying numbers

>I work in an open office
I'd choose dying of coronafever 2bh

I like it, makes a nice change from the typical 'HEYS GUYYYYS SO' youtuber which I loathe

I wonder if this event will allow extrovert me to develop more empathy for introverts.

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I think it's a white hole.

yea department manager in tesco
want to kill myself

They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian. Yes, we are barbarians. We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us. We shall rejuvenate the world.

don't recall asking for a yank opinion on the matter

to the kid from the last thread: just used an iphone 11. not special settings just auto
they just take very peng pictures so long as the lighting happens to be right

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Ask to be Clara's cuck

twitch.tv/xqcow

Howling at this runt

Im gonna hit you m8

bootlicker

>you're crazy
>actually you're just pretending to be crazy
>you're a fucking 1 in a million looney toon
>actually you're just a normal guy

well which one is it genius

A WHITE hole?

this is something girls do