/brit/ Companion thread

He's playing with fire

wahey
*shakes up my tinnie and stabs a hole in it*

prefer black hair and brown eyes and tanned skin

wow
I never thought about it that way..

if this virus could make me sick then.... why hasn't it?

China must be punished

cheeky 'rona

Who is that and why do I feel like banging her?

social distancing, but only because people fear me

try me and ill test your chin x

Unequal treaties weren't unequal enough; simple as

children are immune, it follows that incels being underdeveloped and malnourished are too

first time i've posted on Yas Forums in months
mad, used to be on this shitehole every day.

oi mate we need to talk
*takes you aside*

Dont want to mug you off or anything so I wont say it in front of the lads but uh I dont know how to tell you this. You picture, its upside down.

>Belarus football league is playing on
Absolute madmen

SCHWING SCHWING

what do you do instead?

why would incels be malnourished

Yeah dont tell boris about this thread will you, cheers
*slips you a can of stellar and a copy of nuts magazine*

Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet. And you shall be left behind.

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Screaming

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have sex

play csgo and fuck about on ableton

any latest news on the corona outbreak lads?

>we don't have the resources to attend burglaries however be in no doubt anyone stepping foot outside across this entire nation will be swiftly arrested

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dont understand this

you want some?
you want some i'll give it ya
cam on ya slaaaaag

Not heard anything

Yeah think it is

absolutely ashamed that i used to eat like this

youtube.com/watch?v=19WUwZYM7bM

tune

how will the shaggers cope? do you reckon cute birds will get sex starved and start shagging the virgin freaks?

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Yeah the boys!

lol imagine breaking into someone's house and raping them right now. they'd be more concerned that you coughed on them haha.

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Big boobs haha tits so hot I want to cum

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How easy is it to get slags in Britain

no more test cricket

fuming

>120129139
fuck off you edgy nonce runt, would send your jaw into orbit

don't get your hopes up

peng as

Fuck off you virgin

Reading up on Israel and Palestine made me question if socialism is too ignorant of an ideology for the real world.

There is no way just going >hurrrr socialism

sorts out that shitshow

20000 new cops innit

For me it's Hyde Park (Leeds)

post some corona slags

some of the slop that gets posted here is tragic

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wish my company wasn't a tech company so i could just browse Yas Forums and wank instead of working from home.

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doubtful

see

>peng

just cringed and threw up in my mouth a little

It's so easy.

lmfao how's it feel to be on lockdown niggers

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For me it's Hyde Park (Sydney)

oh my peng

Lads, I went to the cinema a couple of weekends ago. I'm unironically sorry.

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Mad to think that now I could go into Peckham south London, scream NIGGERS at the top of my lungs and the blacks cant touch me due to social distancing measures

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YOU DID NOT PERSUADE ME NICHOLAS

YOU DID NOT PERSUADE ME

will takeaways still deliver?

a herculean effort

As a virgin with no pals who only ever left the house to go to and from toil or to the shops for snacks, unironically feels the same.

Only difference is I can't visit my dad once a month.

blacks are immune btw.

those are honestly vile, taste of piss and synthetic oil products

And I like a good S&P pie/pudding

you cretin, you fucking idiot, you twat
you've fucking doomed us all

Yes, Boris recommended them

Wasnt sure which corona you meant so I got you both

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need boris to come to my door and slap my arse

POST MORE /BRIT/ FOOD

the church

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i thought he was referring to supermarket delivery

whitby?
love the magpie

meant the rancid slop being posted above that people in here eat

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>poorthener

Uganda be kidding me!

need this but with greggs

So many things missing from this that I don't know where to start

oh no no no no

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Meant to be going to a grindr GHB party on Wednesday

um what are you doing?
this is irish food

CLARIFY THE RULES

IF TWO PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO GATHER IN PUBLIC HOW ARE THEY MEANT TO GATHER IN PUBLIC IF THEY ARENT ALLOWED TO GATHER IN PUBLIC DUE TO THE OTHER RULES

tiktok owned by china
hopefully literally all you zoomershits catch carona and fuck off

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>seasoned with mini scotch eggs
hello based department?

peng ngl

remember last month when life was normal?

the tyson fury fight and all that?

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youtube.com/watch?v=w98lAJlj7JI

caterwauling

FUCK OFF, of all the dead gimmicks why is scran posting still ongoing MAKES ME SICK

Fury invented coronavirus so he can duck AJ

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Remember being allowed to go outside?

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>the Butterfield Diet

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wanked to this a few times back in the day
destination calabria too

very scottish image

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what's outside?

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DARKNESS
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

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sort of regret being a cunt to that girl who really liked me and i never spoke to her again

but then im also not bent so will soldier on

virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus virus

just stay home ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=yzyI2Lq28AQ
lockdown anthem

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outside? illegal mate

Would rape one of those right now

its genuinely mental what trannise can look like these days

>populists everywhere unable to cope with the situation
feels good

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BRUH

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kek he's definitely fucking him though

lockdown got me feeling strange

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peng peNG PENG

im ametic lads

>gonna die before I ever got to try that KFC 80 piece popcorn chicken bucket
fuck sake

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Remember to keep you natural light exposure up to avoid the dread lads!
Open those curtains

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That's fucking good value, round where I a kebab on its own is £7

source?

Howling at the size of that hand

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shower time

KFC deliver mate

mushy peas are fucking grim

>fast food is an essential service
lmfao banter

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you are literally a bender if the wilberforce doesn't thicken watching that

gonna phone the polis and say the neighbours are hosting coronavirus parties lol

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if anyones interested
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d99738a16501

corr would bloody SMASH that after a long day of toil

listening to arcade fire before they went shit

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is this guy trying to imply these proper English working man's meals aren't peng?

Since we're all about to die, what's your biggest regret?

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suckling a niggler

they still have good tracks

when was that

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That's a nice flag.

take the piss

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>noo everything needs to be spicy!!

dropping that vial

painted an apple orange so now it's an orange

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peng

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csgo is utter shit lmao

>The types of roles that may be considered as providing essential services could be:

>...
>Individuals essential in the running of branches and providing essential customer services, such as those dealing with consumer queries (including via call centres), client money and client assets and those maintaining access to cash and other payment services.

>including via call centres

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Sounds a bit Chinese to me

oh fuck yes
meal of the gods

suck me

D I S P E R S E

G A T H E R I N G S

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had exactly this for dinner tonight

Based

god i wish that was in my gob

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read fire & blood and dunk and egg and they're well better than the main asoiaf stories which are a load of edgy shite

>mini scotch eggs
Looks like popcorn chicken to me?

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

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git gud

mad how you can sense if someone actually has sex from their posts

Lmao worked in a car insurance toil centre would sooner top myself than go back to work in one

Cocks feel great up the arse

they're probably dead or dying now desu

before reflekky

yank tier

>5'8
IT'S OVER

gf started crying during Boris' announcement, fucks sake

LOL spotted dick needs to be higher. My Mrs. used to make that for me all the time and it was peng.

the gameplay's fine but the way matchmaking and kicking and team damage works is so fucking stupid that most games are shite

>reeeeeeeeee why are we so underfunded
>mmmmmmm hegler & gogg

>oi cunt did you just go from an aerobic to a strength based excercise?

last record was good

grab her boobs

antiquated gimmick

your plans for boris induced NEETdom de lads?

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