/brit/

Blasphemy, I've wanked to that picture.

If it isn't total lockdown im coming over there to slap you

just spent another 85 quid on food and drinks

this will be 9/11 divided by 1000

LEAKED SPEECH OF BORIS'S 8:30 SPEECH

And the pubs, restaurants and cafes have been foiled.

The remaining lockdown-avoiders will be hunted down and fined.

[…]

The attempt on ARE EHN ACH ESS has left me scarred and deformed. But, I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger.

[…]

In order to ensure our security and continuing stability of ARE EHN ACH ESS, the United Kingdom will be reorganized into the third British Empire - for a safe and secure society.

DEZZ FROM ABOVE
YOU'RE UNDER FYYYYYAAAAARR

youtube.com/watch?v=1snEYPg8TXs

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>twitter.com/Edwina_Currie/status/1242146490941923340
are curry

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doug the chink nonce wanking to anime

good post

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just had a wank bigger than the corona pandemic

There's nothing to fall for.
If the upper limit of infection is 80% the obvious choice is to put those at high-risk in the remaining 20%

playing on low graphic settings

Literally nothing worth noting in these posts

Try actually starting a conversation yeah

Questionable age innit la

all me

ids fugging habbeding and you won't convince me otherwise

I know that feel. Seems like every new game requires more than 8gb of ram nowadays.

anyone wanna play cod warfare

sucking a nigger

Lmao

get your predictions in now lads, what's boris gonna say?

sorry not all of us can produce the level of quality you do

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that is what i dealt with in chicago today. nuts. no one is out, i got stopped. told them i needed some dope real fast and they let me go get my business done.

still going strong here, but im worried. no one bothers helping in the ghettos though generally. just glad the johnny laws letting the fiends get their shit.

Yeah I agree.

WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE HOSPITALS
WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE FIELDS AND ON THE STREETS
WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER

download more bro

just wants to remind us to wash our hands thats all

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>Literally nothing worth noting in these posts
>Try actually starting a conversation yeah

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Britain is a capitalist hellhole

The people trying to act like 9/11 is the most significant event in human history are children who simply want to seem more experienced and lived, than others on the board. They just want to have a reason to throw out the word "zoomer" to feel superior, even though they are wrong.

nobody likes you fuck off

yeah you only like racist posts don't you?

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lockdown in 10

It’s a total national lockdown. I’ve heard it from an inside source.

Consider myself spiritually black on account of my 0.01% north african DNA

hooting at the video

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wait, you don't remember 9/11? *points and laughs at you*

AND IF SOMEDAY THE NHS IS DEFEATED
AND THE DOCTRS ARE VANQUISHED
WE CAN KEEP STRUGGLING ON
IN KNOWLEDGE THAT ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY
BUPA WILL CONTINUE THE FIGHT

WAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
it was just a prank mates carry on

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this strawberry and pomegranate cider is actually alright

tastes like strawberries

inconsolable over this

youtu.be/ukRs2V-AvWE?t=39

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Once Corona kills off all the boomers, Rebecca Long-Bailey will lead Britain towards a socialist paradise

didn’t ask

LOCKDOWN

LOCKDOWN

LOCKDOWN

LOCKDOWN

What does lock down actually mean? All non essential business closed?

BORIS ANNOUNCING LOCKDOWN IMMINENTLY

So no herd immunity "plan" after all?

You would have ended up worse off than us, good thing your government has changed his mind.

wasnt funny

Fucking cringe.

You ready to watch history live on tv lads and you can tell your kids you were there? BBC one now

how would you know if weren't even born?
uppity runt, go back to fortnite.

What do you think of Kopparberg? Swedish cider.

No leaving the house unless you're going specifically to a shop.

gonna dow china

I used to used the red baron skin in BF1

waste of my time

herd immunity was always a meme and never the plan, Yas Forums is just retarded

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Don’t leave your house unless it’s for shopping or exercise.

Boris is gonna say nigger tonight, I'm calling it now

>i'd like to give a shout out to the lads on slash brit slash for the comic relief during this difficult time!

that was never the plan

bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/2020/03/emergency-coronavirus-bill-most-draconian-powers-in-peace-time-britain/

bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/2020/03/emergency-coronavirus-bill-most-draconian-powers-in-peace-time-britain/

bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/2020/03/emergency-coronavirus-bill-most-draconian-powers-in-peace-time-britain/

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you're literally proving my point. can guarantee you're under the age of 24 but you're so desperate to feel like you've lived through something that you'll act like 9/11 is the be all end all when you didn't even know that it had happened because you were too busy pissing in your nappy

lethal stuff that mate
need to be careful with it

It hasn't changed its mind. It just changed the name to "Shielding" but nobody is smart enough to realise it is exactly the same thing.

what counts as exercise? walking in a park?

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I have night shift toil in an hour and a half, please BoJo save me from toil

A PANDEMIC

WHAT

A DEADLY VIRUS

WHAT

MILLIONS DEAD

WHAT

MASS INFECTION

WHAT

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE COS COVID SAID SO

*GLASS BREAKS*

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She is a social democrat who will only continue to betray the British masses.

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covid 3:16

bbc news on bbc one

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enjoyed these

Walking alone or with family so I’ve heard. Cycling too. Meet ups become illegal though.

Cope

based aussies not giving a toss

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN HUMAN RIGHTSERINOOOOOOO

>called Northern Territory
>actually in the middle

Why the fuck do i have to watch emmerdale first

Is beer considered an essential industry lads, trying to work out if work will have to close.

more of a rekorderlig man but have been known to enjoy a kopparberg

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Begins with an N

Glad to hear that xx

3 MINUTES

FUCK THE /SP/ JANNIES STOP DELETING OUR COMFY THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I've got BBC 1 on and it's some soap.

'Convid nigger i mean 19'

PUSHED 5 MINUTES BACK
BORIS HAVING A POO

Socialist, antifascist, Guardian columnist, author, losing my Northern accent every passing day. Sad. Got a story/injustice? DMs open in strict confidence

Leaked script lads:
Good evening
Please stay at home
Thank you

LOCKDOWN IMMINENT

i watch the happenings online

any website to watch this shit on then?

God I hope so

CAN WE PLEASE SPACE THESE POSTS TWO METERS APART

TALK ABOUT YOUR CANCERS

TALK ABOUT YOUR HEART ATTACKS

WELL COVID 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS

Might be a nervous pooer

feel nauseous
i don't like this
why is this happening

Boris is going to say the word niggardly

>self proclaimed libertarian socialist begging tories to lock him up for weeks
you love to see it

Bbc or itv

bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52000039

BORIS JUST ANNOUNCED EVERY NEET IS GETTING £5000 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS TO FIGHT THE 'RONA VIRUS

BASED FUCKING BORIS

youtu.be/G-1tmAQFE8U
youtu.be/G-1tmAQFE8U

classique
youtube.com/watch?v=1gl7xr5rftc

No sports lads

bovrils gonna lock the old cunts up so we can go back to work

poo

i'm scared lads
frreedom banned forever

We’re all on bbc lads

chris morris isnt being very funny here

>white house press who sit metres away from Trump himself testing positive for cornavirus

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>meter

Yank

>heck yeah easyjet letting you change flight dates for FREE!
>no no you still have to pay the difference though
>mfw the difference for a 2 hour flight to fucking DENMARK is £222

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China owes the world £100 trillion in reparations

I'm scared pals

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Feels like politicanBit rude

lol as if you typed that out

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PLEASE GOD LET IT HAPPEN

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>BREAKING
GIVEN ITS THE END OF THE WORLD RAPE IS NOW LEGAL